Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Angnoch wrote:Its no problem DnD, maybe we can set something up for after the break. I wouldn't mind trying you in an onliner :-D


Better get some quick fingers cause that man knows his stuff.

We should cuddle Ang.
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Angnoch wrote:Its no problem DnD, maybe we can set something up for after the break. I wouldn't mind trying you in an onliner :-D


Yeah i would like this, over break will try find time to sort out my acc ;)
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Tetrismonkey wrote:
Angnoch wrote:Its no problem DnD, maybe we can set something up for after the break. I wouldn't mind trying you in an onliner :-D


Better get some quick fingers cause that man knows his stuff.

We should cuddle Ang.


Anytime :smt047


Mr Wang wrote:
Angnoch wrote:Its no problem DnD, maybe we can set something up for after the break. I wouldn't mind trying you in an onliner :-D


Yeah i would like this, over break will try find time to sort out my acc ;)


I gotta get myself some UU as well
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Built some min stats thought i'd poke about mh to see if there was anything out for me to nom...

found Billz' 10T (?) maybe only 5t def, hard to tell between AB's and his beast of a MS.. 0'd that so I started on whatever Aichen Wang had (I'm guessing another min def) so I started taking that down and noticed i was once in a while getting naq.. so I think someone's repairing XD Billz started nailing me with some sabs.. so here I am now.. just chillin >.>
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Z E R O wrote:Built some min stats thought i'd poke about mh to see if there was anything out for me to nom...

found Billz' 10T (?) maybe only 5t def, hard to tell between AB's and his beast of a MS.. 0'd that so I started on whatever Aichen Wang had (I'm guessing another min def) so I started taking that down and noticed i was once in a while getting naq.. so I think someone's repairing XD Billz started nailing me with some sabs.. so here I am now.. just chillin >.>


i like the ending haha xD

i hope everyone is having fun :smt060
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*kiss* only one your getting now GTHO lol
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my bro hasnt got a life, lol or three kids or football or gym.

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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

looks like you guys are having fun :D

as always the ponies make me laugh


looks like some heavy **Filtered** gone down so far , keep it up ;)
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

/sigh. :(

[spoiler]
Terms:
No Planets.



12:08 FuzzY [ MaYHeM - DAgressive] ~Atok~ [ ~Snow Village~ ] ConquerPlanet 15 Win
12:08 FuzzY [ MaYHeM - DAgressive] ~Atok~ [ ~Snow Village~ ] ConquerPlanet 15 Loss


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I know kikaz. message sent. and talked to zero .
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Anyways...

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I saved you 39 defense supers and 32 spies good sir, use them wisely.
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Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
Congrats on the most constructive post ever...
Affirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...[-X

Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad... :smt047 ) ??? [-(
I creep though shadows
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Lol.

8) We love you kikaz. XD
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Kikaz wrote:/sigh. :(

[spoiler]
Terms:
No Planets.



12:08 FuzzY [ MaYHeM - DAgressive] ~Atok~ [ ~Snow Village~ ] ConquerPlanet 15 Win
12:08 FuzzY [ MaYHeM - DAgressive] ~Atok~ [ ~Snow Village~ ] ConquerPlanet 15 Loss


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I know kikaz. message sent. and talked to zero .
[/spoiler]


Anyways...

Loki™
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I saved you 39 defense supers and 32 spies good sir, use them wisely.



You got Ang! Just logged in to see one of my farms fighting me? #-o Had to put him into his place... :smt100
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

I wuv you Kikaz!

[spoiler]As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:

The army of Kikaz stormed the realm of Tetrismonkey!
Kikaz sent:
12,000,000 CounterIntelligence Agents and 60,719,432 Super Soldier and 62,319 Away Team

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

1,332 Super Soldier have Armed Military Fleet
60718100 Super Soldier came unarmed!
62319 Away Team came unarmed!

Opposite this, stood the forces of Tetrismonkey
Tetrismonkey resisted the aggressors with:
1,000,000 Super Guards and 1,339 Guards
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:

345,501 Super Guards have Targeted Spacial Distortions
654499 Super Guards came unarmed!
1339 Guards came unarmed!

In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!

Tetrismonkey was commanding UNSC Infinity, thier MotherShip.


Tetrismonkey's UNSC Infinity provides 130,364,299,120 additional defence power to the troops on the ground!

The forces of Kikaz rush in full force, and inflict 1,671,595,157 damage on Tetrismonkey's forces!
It was confirmed that 0 of Tetrismonkey's forces fell at the hands of Kikaz's assult.

The forces of Tetrismonkey fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict devastating damage on Kikaz's forces! So much damage, in fact, that while running away Kikaz could not accurately judge the extent of the beating...
They managed to eradicate 5,323,855 of Kikaz's troops.

The forces of Kikaz's CounterIntelligence Agents break off from main attack force, and seek out Tetrismonkey's Undercover Agents!
420000 CounterIntelligence Agents are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining CounterIntelligence Agents engage the covert networks of the realm.
Always keep in mind, though, that a weaker army than the opponents, will distract their efforts, decreasing their effectiveness...
The CounterIntelligence Agents outspied, outintelled, outwitted and overall overpowered the defending Undercover Agents at their own game!
With 37,368,032,338,243 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 0 of Tetrismonkey's Undercover Agents!

The damage done by the CounterIntelligence Agents was directly influenced by their covert killing capacity, and the covert capacity of the defending Undercover Agents
The damage to the CounterIntelligence Agents was directly influenced by the defending military power, and the strength of the CounterIntelligence Agents


Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...
Your Targeted Spacial Distortions went from strength 5,750 to 5,750 (now 5750/5750 and 0 percent damaged)[/spoiler]
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Tetrismonkey wrote:
Kikaz wrote:/sigh. :(

[spoiler]
Terms:
No Planets.



12:08 FuzzY [ MaYHeM - DAgressive] ~Atok~ [ ~Snow Village~ ] ConquerPlanet 15 Win
12:08 FuzzY [ MaYHeM - DAgressive] ~Atok~ [ ~Snow Village~ ] ConquerPlanet 15 Loss


Message text:

I know kikaz. message sent. and talked to zero .
[/spoiler]


Anyways...

Loki™
Rank: 10,639

I saved you 39 defense supers and 32 spies good sir, use them wisely.



You got Ang! Just logged in to see one of my farms fighting me? #-o Had to put him into his place... :smt100


~angnoch~ resisted the aggressors with:
39 Super Guards and 77 Guards

~Atok~ resisted the aggressors with:
39 Super Guards and 77 Guards

The forces of Mandudez fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 6 damage on Kikaz's forces!

The forces of xDaku fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 5 damage on Kikaz's forces!

The forces of moses of romania fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3 damage on Kikaz's forces!

The forces of Z E R O fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 6 damage on Kikaz's forces!

Tetris is clearly online but was almost zeroed :(, and heracles went PPT before I could hitz!

(I'm coming at you bro.)
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Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
Congrats on the most constructive post ever...
Affirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...[-X

Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad... :smt047 ) ??? [-(
I creep though shadows
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

GET ME! Pony boy.
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Tetrismonkey wrote:GET ME! Pony boy.

Terms:
4 trill Min Defense.


Almost there, keep building!


13:50 Z E R O Attack defended 15 1,659,971 0 110,178,934,826,000 8,859,284,485,750 details

It's bigger than that bro. :(
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Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
Congrats on the most constructive post ever...
Affirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...[-X

Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad... :smt047 ) ??? [-(
I creep though shadows
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Tell me if that's an AB or not and i'll tell you whether or not I'll give it a go :P
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Ill build a min in a little bit. Ironing my kids clothes...
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