Juliette wrote:I have annihilated all distinctly male members of your family, Sniper.
I am the last male in my bloodline actually. I'm still fertile tho if you aren't busy after work. One might argue that I only have two modes though, belligerent mode and tomfoolery mode so I hope you have abandoned your standards long ago.
It looks like my line will die off but let's be honest who really wants a son these days anyways. All this PC "it's ok to cry young man, whenever you want, feelings and diversity man, yeah express yourself often" crap. I won't stand for that!
You get two choices with me young man, athletics or intellect. Talk about your feelings more than once every few years and I'll have to bring out the paddle. The BIG PADDLE not the small one your sister gets.