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Re: Tauri Alliance Family vs MaYHeM - The War to END PONIES

Jim wrote:Busy few days so I'm on PPT :O
First time in ages! Will have some nice stats to play with when I come off ;)


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Re: Tauri Alliance Family vs MaYHeM - The War to END PONIES

Dunno why people keep going on about ponies. I never post ponies.
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Re: Tauri Alliance Family vs MaYHeM - The War to END PONIES

Jim wrote:Dunno why people keep going on about ponies. I never post ponies.
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The original quote would have sounded aggressive. Aggressive is not something people should ever do whilst hiding behind internet anonymity lol. My quote is fine.
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Re: Tauri Alliance Family vs MaYHeM - The War to END PONIES

Master Splinter I will offer you cookies and a free lap dance from Jim if you stop hitting me on ascended :D
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Re: Tauri Alliance Family vs MaYHeM - The War to END PONIES

Sniperwax wrote:
Jim wrote:Dunno why people keep going on about ponies. I never post ponies.
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The original quote would have sounded aggressive. Aggressive is not something people should ever do whilst hiding behind internet anonymity lol. My quote is fine.

What the **Filtered** did you just **Filtered** say about me, you little **Filtered**? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **Filtered** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my **Filtered** words. You think you can get away with saying that **Filtered** to me over the Internet? Think again, **Filtered**. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re **Filtered** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **Filtered**. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your **Filtered** tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **Filtered** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re **Filtered** dead, kiddo.

ONLY KIDDING!
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Re: Tauri Alliance Family vs MaYHeM - The War to END PONIES

~Chewbacca~ wrote:Master Splinter I will offer you cookies and a free lap dance from Jim if you stop hitting me on ascended :D

My lapdances are never free!
I'm the #1 lapdance earner in mH!
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Re: Tauri Alliance Family vs MaYHeM - The War to END PONIES

Jim wrote:
Sniperwax wrote:
Jim wrote:Dunno why people keep going on about ponies. I never post ponies.
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The original quote would have sounded aggressive. Aggressive is not something people should ever do whilst hiding behind internet anonymity lol. My quote is fine.

What the **Filtered** did you just **Filtered** say about me, you little **Filtered**? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **Filtered** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my **Filtered** words. You think you can get away with saying that **Filtered** to me over the Internet? Think again, **Filtered**. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re **Filtered** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **Filtered**. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your **Filtered** tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **Filtered** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re **Filtered** dead, kiddo.
ONLY KIDDING!
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lol yeah now that's what I'm talking about. A good 'ol fashioned Angry Jim hehe. Someone his his moonshine and now he is PISSED.
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Re: Tauri Alliance Family vs MaYHeM - The War to END PONIES

It's okay, Jim can't figure out how to click an attack button on a computer screen let alone actually do real damage ;)

Doo di doo...bored to the point of insulting people.
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Re: Tauri Alliance Family vs MaYHeM - The War to END PONIES

Kikaz wrote:
Sniperwax wrote:
Bioflick wrote:
Kikaz wrote:
Master_Splinter wrote:
Duderanch wrote:1600 Turns so far, how many more you guys going to waste trying to descend little old me? :smt050

hahaha :smt081 He thinks we are trying to descend him :P

Well you guys suck at consistently blocking 13 hour gap and another TaF is descended.

Lulz

I e heard you can die if you stay hard too long.. ;p


Yeah if you have a stiff for more than 4 hours see a doctor immediately but make sure you descend an inactive TAF before you go.

My TOC is big enough to descend the actives just ask daspice. :smt056 :-"



Do it for free cuz it fun like the old days kika


Duderanch wrote:
Master_Splinter wrote:
Duderanch wrote:1600 Turns so far, how many more you guys going to waste trying to descend little old me? :smt050

hahaha :smt081 He thinks we are trying to descend him :P


Yeah, i must admit my massive 1.4b ToC is a pretty big threat to your puny ascendeds...



OMG ITS OVER 9000



Duderanch wrote:1600 Turns so far, how many more you guys going to waste trying to descend little old me? :smt050



People these days need to learn to play the game i guess

Bioflick wrote:
Master_Splinter wrote:
~Chewbacca~ wrote:
He is in TAF and since most of others I tried descending just kept refilling :(

EDIT: Well now ascended just got awkward for me :(

Hope we are not making it 2 hard for you :smt106

Talking about the group orgie with cockblocking?;)



No blocking.....


Master_Splinter wrote:
~Chewbacca~ wrote:
He is in TAF and since most of others I tried descending just kept refilling :(

EDIT: Well now ascended just got awkward for me :(

Hope we are not making it 2 hard for you :smt106



He likes it hard


Mathlord wrote:It's okay, Jim can't figure out how to click an attack button on a computer screen let alone actually do real damage ;)

Doo di doo...bored to the point of insulting people.



im bored to the point of posting in this thread

Jim wrote:
~Chewbacca~ wrote:Master Splinter I will offer you cookies and a free lap dance from Jim if you stop hitting me on ascended :D

My lapdances are never free!
I'm the #1 lapdance earner in mH!


Doubtful ive had better


~Chewbacca~ wrote:Master Splinter I will offer you cookies and a free lap dance from Jim if you stop hitting me on ascended :D



Grow a set and hit him back. Lap dances arent that fun
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Re: Tauri Alliance Family vs MaYHeM - The War to END PONIES

thank you for the three nice duals that you've just provided to the Tauri Alliance John99gsx ;)
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doc holliday wrote:just don't come off ppt :smt071 :smt043
See what doc is really saying, is his six shooters tickle...until you die from it :D
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SSG EnterTheLion wrote: As anyone who knows me knows, I never build up planets, if I steal a good one, so be it, but I never waste naq on a planet.
So that triple planet u bought was allready built up?
Or am I twisting your words like the rest?
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Re: Tauri Alliance Family vs MaYHeM - The War to END PONIES

Nothing like destroying big ole platforms for dinner :D
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13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details

The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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Re: Tauri Alliance Family vs MaYHeM - The War to END PONIES

Tomorrow I'm coming at TAF like a spider monkey, all jacked up on mountain dew.

Shake and bake!
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Re: Tauri Alliance Family vs MaYHeM - The War to END PONIES

Kikaz wrote:Tomorrow I'm coming at TAF like a spider monkey, all jacked up on mountain dew.

Shake and bake!


hit em fast and hard lulz
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Re: Tauri Alliance Family vs MaYHeM - The War to END PONIES

Kikaz wrote:Tomorrow I'm coming at TAF like a spider monkey, all jacked up on mountain dew.

Shake and bake!

would this be in the morning your time? or evening :shock:
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Mathlord wrote:
doc holliday wrote:just don't come off ppt :smt071 :smt043
See what doc is really saying, is his six shooters tickle...until you die from it :D
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prsko wrote:
SSG EnterTheLion wrote: As anyone who knows me knows, I never build up planets, if I steal a good one, so be it, but I never waste naq on a planet.
So that triple planet u bought was allready built up?
Or am I twisting your words like the rest?
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Re: Tauri Alliance Family vs MaYHeM - The War to END PONIES

doc holliday wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Tomorrow I'm coming at TAF like a spider monkey, all jacked up on mountain dew.

Shake and bake!

would this be in the morning your time? or evening :shock:


don't worry he ain't got enought lulz in his ass to do it.
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