Tauri Alliance Family vs MaYHeM - The War to END PONIES

[xDaku]

He created lulz on this forum.

Who would be the lulz overlord if not Kikaz? FM's too busy being the GW prez.

[Kikaz]

Tomorrow I'm coming at TAF like a spider monkey, all jacked up on mountain dew.

Shake and bake!

would this be in the morning your time? or evening

All day.

[doc holliday]

Tomorrow I'm coming at TAF like a spider monkey, all jacked up on mountain dew.

Shake and bake!

would this be in the morning your time? or evening

All day.

you better get some sleep then

[Lord Yojimbo]

1600 Turns so far, how many more you guys going to waste trying to descend little old me?

hahaha He thinks we are trying to descend him

Well you guys suck at consistently blocking 13 hour gap and another TaF is descended.

Lulz

I e heard you can die if you stay hard too long.. ;p

At least you will die happy

[Belsamber]

It's okay, Jim can't figure out how to click an attack button on a computer screen let alone actually do real damage

Doo di doo...bored to the point of insulting people.

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[~Les Erebus~]

Man mH I remember when you guys were just making fun of us and you guys cant take down Mathlord?Let alon the rest of TAF.. One thing has been decided the poinies are definitely mH and TAF are the HORSES!!!

He is still rank 6 not to mention


1,3,4,5 and 9 are also TAF

hmmm seems tables have turned and people in glass houses should never throw stones. Shame

Go TAF..

Show me some updated ME

[Belsamber]

Man mH I remember when you guys were just making fun of us and you guys cant take down Mathlord?Let alon the rest of TAF.. One thing has been decided the poinies are definitely mH and TAF are the HORSES!!!

He is still rank 6 not to mention


1,3,4,5 and 9 are also TAF

hmmm seems tables have turned and people in glass houses should never throw stones. Shame

Go TAF..

Show me some updated ME

Les you know I love ya but why is it that everybody is in such a hurry, and besides really your complaining about Feri being rank 1 he deserves to stay their forever with his 340tril defence, that is no easy feet AT ALL, got to be honest here never warred against an empire quite like TAF absolutely unreal tbh...

But I am enjoying it and here is my ME for you it aint much but yeah...

Main:
Military Records and Achievements AS OF Mar 01, 07:11
[spoiler]Attack Mercs Killed (30) 3,884,300
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 79,566,672
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 3,309,716
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 8,477,570
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 117,573,349
Spies Killed(50) 54,105,135
Spy Killers Killed(50) 2,527,472
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 2,926,455
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 2,155,146
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 126,000
Planets Taken(5000) 2
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 10,096,281,910,960
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 4,029,074
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 2,070,337,533,858
Attack Turns Used(1) 15,006
TOTAL WAR EXPERIENCE POINTS 20,884,984,547

Your Failures
Attacking Mercenaries Lost 1,350,862
Questers Lost 51,122
Defenders Lost 161,119
Super Questers Lost 53,803,215
Super Defenders Lost 5,357,138
Covert Agents Lost 7,287,128
Anti-Intelligence Drone Lost 13,829,084
Mothership Weapons Lost 2,759,931
Mothership Shields Lost 2,382,069
Naquadah Lost 2,284,529,257,829
Untrained Lost 1,285,208
Attack Turns Used Against You 24,182[/spoiler]

Ascended:
Military Records and Achievements Since 07:13:35 on 1st of Mar 2013
[spoiler]Super Attack Planets Destroyed 605,549,904
Super Defence Planets Destroyed 6,721,559,790
Covert Planets Destroyed 30,900,000
Assassin Planets Destroyed 86,132,617
Grand Total of Planets Slaughtered 36,752,581,087
Life Force Destroyed 8,154,873,621
Command Star Attack Weapons Destroyed 5,831,432
Command Star Defence Weapons Destroyed 12,044,283

What Others Have Done To You
Super Attack Planets Destroyed 1,229,386,511
Super Defence Planets Destroyed 107,334,266
Covert Planets Destroyed 700,619,003
Assassin Planets Destroyed 1,040,777,658
Grand Total of Planets Slaughtered 8,425,000,546
Life Force Destroyed 6,381,599,077
Command Star Attack Weapons Destroyed 6,696,946
Command Star Defence Weapons Destroyed 10,948,594[/spoiler]

[doc holliday]

Why are we so unique and unreal
Les I have no updated m.e. no new stats off ppt since Sunday. I have a feeling that will change soon tho

[Belsamber]

Why are we so unique and unreal
Les I have no updated m.e. no new stats off ppt since Sunday. I have a feeling that will change soon tho

No reason Going to get me all excited so early in the morning again, so I'd rather not explain.

[doc holliday]

Sexeh cookies?

[Kikaz]

Man mH I remember when you guys were just making fun of us and you guys cant take down Mathlord?Let alon the rest of TAF.. One thing has been decided the poinies are definitely mH and TAF are the HORSES!!!

He is still rank 6 not to mention


1,3,4,5 and 9 are also TAF

hmmm seems tables have turned and people in glass houses should never throw stones. Shame

Go TAF..

Show me some updated ME

Things will change very soon, a few of us haven't even been on main yet.

Minus the very first night of the war I've only been able to do forum posts and ascended hits from a cell phone until tomorrow.

[~Les Erebus~]

Man mH I remember when you guys were just making fun of us and you guys cant take down Mathlord?Let alon the rest of TAF.. One thing has been decided the poinies are definitely mH and TAF are the HORSES!!!

He is still rank 6 not to mention


1,3,4,5 and 9 are also TAF

hmmm seems tables have turned and people in glass houses should never throw stones. Shame

Go TAF..

Show me some updated ME

Things will change very soon, a few of us haven't even been on main yet.

Minus the very first night of the war I've only been able to do forum posts and ascended hits from a cell phone until tomorrow.

So, at this point you guys are understanding to the fact some people have to go inactive and some empires/alliances are stronger when all are active? Which was my main point anyhow. FSF arnt very active and haven't been since holidays but that wasn't a good enough excuse as we were "dying". I love ya Kikaz, but it is fair to say maybe the statement in our war which were made against us by mH were slightly mis-informed or even wrong??

Nice ME chewy

I really wanna see some awesome ME..

[Mathlord]

We look forward to your counterattack Kikaz...we're waiting for you

[Z E R O]

I have faith in you guys mh!

Do some major killage!!

24Hr Casualities: 591,338,769

Makes me sad

[TatkaSmoula[mH]]

You wanna ME? This is my little add from the begining of war. Hope i will increase my ME to 200bil before the end of week. We will see.

If i am counting right its almost 1bil forces from TAF

[spoiler]Attack Mercs Killed (30) 111,792,937
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 152,145,815
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 13,388,710
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 10,948,741
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 119,371,185
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 374,685,443
Spies Killed(50) 485,672,650
Spy Killers Killed(50) 806,809
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 3,350,225
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 3,607,396
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 117,005
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 0
Planets Taken(5000) 0
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 16,101,269,913,357
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 0
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 6,799,301,972,284
Attack Turns Used(1) 29,604
TOTAL WAR EXPERIENCE POINTS 107,222,260,325


Your Failures
Attacking Mercenaries Lost 79,823,314
Defending Mercenaries Lost 35,451,845
Questers Lost 0
Defenders Lost 0
Super Questers Lost 155,312,375
Super Defenders Lost 101,198,115
Covert Agents Lost 59,842,540
Anti-Intelligence Drone Lost 17,149,207
Mothership Weapons Lost 1,710,706
Mothership Shields Lost 2,984,375
Mothership Fleets Lost 0
Planet Defences Lost 0
Planets Lost 0
Naquadah Lost 18,783,645,043,424
Untrained Lost 945,451
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att on You) 0
Attack Turns Used Against You 6,780
Plus/Minus 0[/spoiler]