OLD FART STATEMENT
- Mikgamer
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Re: OLD FART STATEMENT
I love how this topic turned in to "what page of your war/farm logs am I on?"


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2011 - Diplomatic Alliance of the Year (Leaf Village)
2010 - War of the Year (The Legion vs. MaYHeM/ChAoS)
2009 - Noob moment of the year runner up: Clarkey's Breakdown (involved deleting my account lulz)
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Re: OLD FART STATEMENT
bl1p, you'd on the most important page for me.. the alliance page!!
i do wish you'd dust off those cob webs tho and stop pissing away that naq xD or better yet give it to me.. i can make use of it!!
i do wish you'd dust off those cob webs tho and stop pissing away that naq xD or better yet give it to me.. i can make use of it!!

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Scott - Harchester wrote:Kev is the Chuck Norris of Gatewars, He doesn't join active alliances - the active alliances join him.
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Re: OLD FART STATEMENT
i gotta stop posting whislt drunk, that last post had a few mistakes in, and i cant even be arsed to correct it, but manage to gather the ATP to type a whiole new message -.-

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Scott - Harchester wrote:Kev is the Chuck Norris of Gatewars, He doesn't join active alliances - the active alliances join him.
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Re: OLD FART STATEMENT
Here, let me block those receptors for you. *pours another series of drinks*~Tziki~ wrote:i gotta stop posting whislt drunk, that last post had a few mistakes in, and i cant even be arsed to correct it, but manage to gather the ATP to type a whiole new message -.-

- Caprila
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Re: OLD FART STATEMENT
We need a : Tziki is Drunk Topic !
Some of these messages are too funny to get buried by spam
I await the reply of ' But I don't drink ! '![[047.gif] :smt047](./images/smilies/047.gif)
Some of these messages are too funny to get buried by spam
I await the reply of ' But I don't drink ! '

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Re: OLD FART STATEMENT
This seems an appropriate place for this...
WHY DOES NOONE USE MSN ANYMORE!
WHERE ARE ALL MY FRIENDS!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ANYMORE!
WHERE DID I PUT MY TEETH.
WHY DOES NOONE USE MSN ANYMORE!
WHERE ARE ALL MY FRIENDS!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ANYMORE!
WHERE DID I PUT MY TEETH.


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Re: OLD FART STATEMENT
Quite a few people on Skype, feel free to join in. 
As for your teeth.. I think that puppy over there has them.
As for your teeth.. I think that puppy over there has them.

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Re: OLD FART STATEMENT
Yeah MSN died when microsoft bought Skype and pushed us all over. Send one of us your skype address and we'll add you to the never ending skype server convo. Then be horrified about how much this place has gone downhill.
(Kidding...)
(Kidding...)

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13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details
The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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Re: OLD FART STATEMENT
WHO AM I?buck wrote:This seems an appropriate place for this...
WHY DOES NOONE USE MSN ANYMORE!
WHERE ARE ALL MY FRIENDS!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ANYMORE!
WHERE DID I PUT MY TEETH.
WHY AM I HERE?
HOLY CRAP MY NAMES BLUE!
WHAT HAPPENED!
DO I EVEN HAVE FRIENDS!
WHO PUT ME IN THE HALL OF FAME?
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?
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Meanwhile in MaYHeM
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:Congrats on the most constructive post ever...Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
I creep though shadowsAffirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...![]()
Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad...) ???
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
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Re: OLD FART STATEMENT
KIKAZ! MY LOVE!


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Poster of the Year
2007 -
Runner up signature of the Year
Runner up most improved player of the Year
Runner up hero of the Year
Alliance war of the year (CIA vs COP)
2008-
Hall of Fame
2009-
Runner up Hero of the Year
2010-
Vendetta of the Year (Buck vs Tekki)
Runner up Vendetta of the Year (Buck vs Darthudd)
Noteworthy alliances-
Omega
Mayhem
Radical Minority
Nemesis Sect
Warlords of Briton
Previous affiliations-
TL
Ricos
DDE
The Tok'ra
The OOC
The SLA
Missed and dear friends -
Too Many to count, but never forgotten.
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