Old Man Affy has NUMBER ONE MS!!

[Affirmation]

Woo Hoooooooo!!

Affy has the NUMBER ONE Mothership bbeyattchesszzz... HAHAHAHAHA

Oh shoot, nevermind...

Crazy Old Man, forgets everyone starts with #1 MS. I was so excited almost pee'd myself...

'Bad Affy' sez, What a DadGummed stupid peckerwood if there ever was one...

[Ronon Dex]

mmmkayy

[Kikaz]

That's my boy.

[Cool Breeze]

Thats my Dad... I think the old man is losing it. The RL woes with my Mom have worn on poor Affy.

Here is his message to the Sick Puppies Alliance, you will see what we have to put up with all the Era:

Welcome to those just sick enough, just a little silly enough, or just as lazy a player enough as Old Man Affy to join such a sicko Alliance!!

Once again Crazy Old Man Affy had to create a stupid named Alliance for those willing to cruise into any mediocre Era of lazy play, lackadaisical efforts, and doing JUST enough to get by another Era getting G&R points to rank higher on a list of Legends that no one but my self-obsessed and narcissistic mind would even give two craps about.

We will play Quantum when we feel like it, how we feel like it, and like feeling it which at this point I have NO IDEA whatsoever where I was going with that thought!!

Oh the BS just flows and flows from Old Man Affy, like a leaf in the wind, like a trickle in the river, like a fart on the breeze.

I, like you, am certain that we have NO GD idea how to play in an Era where there isnt some crazy fraktard BS special Era 'Thing' that we have to learn, comprehend, and attempt to understand and then go sleepless nights fearing when and how it will blow-up and screw up our Era. But, we plow onward, forwards into the fray, boldly going where everyone has gone before!!

Cheers,
Crazy Old Man Affy

Iam not sure if that is my dad talking, or maybe his alter-ego Bad Affy?

[Kikaz]

Thats my Dad... I think the old man is losing it. The RL woes with my Mom have worn on poor Affy.

Here is his message to the Sick Puppies Alliance, you will see what we have to put up with all the Era:

Welcome to those just sick enough, just a little silly enough, or just as lazy a player enough as Old Man Affy to join such a sicko Alliance!!

Once again Crazy Old Man Affy had to create a stupid named Alliance for those willing to cruise into any mediocre Era of lazy play, lackadaisical efforts, and doing JUST enough to get by another Era getting G&R points to rank higher on a list of Legends that no one but my self-obsessed and narcissistic mind would even give two craps about.

We will play Quantum when we feel like it, how we feel like it, and like feeling it which at this point I have NO IDEA whatsoever where I was going with that thought!!

Oh the BS just flows and flows from Old Man Affy, like a leaf in the wind, like a trickle in the river, like a fart on the breeze.

I, like you, am certain that we have NO GD idea how to play in an Era where there isnt some crazy fraktard BS special Era 'Thing' that we have to learn, comprehend, and attempt to understand and then go sleepless nights fearing when and how it will blow-up and screw up our Era. But, we plow onward, forwards into the fray, boldly going where everyone has gone before!!

Cheers,
Crazy Old Man Affy

Iam not sure if that is my dad talking, or maybe his alter-ego Bad Affy?

He signed it Crazy Old Man Affy, so thats like other other alter-ego or both egos at once..

[Affirmation]

I STILL HAVE NUMBER ONE MOTHERSHIP!!!!

Problem is She doesn't seem to fire, I guess the older you get the more your weaponry decides NOT to work like it should??

And WTH is going on with my Siggy's and shizz?? I can't seem to keep NONE of my Pertinents working from one Era to the next.

Oh yeah, my son wet the bed until he was 11...
(Call me crazy...)

I passed on the tender loving care I learned from my Dad (Kikaz) and my dear sweet, sweet mother Kateaclysmic. Now there was a loving example to follow. Affy wet the bed until I was, well I guess I still wet the bed. THANKS DAD! Would it have hurt you to just give ole young Affy a tender kind word once in a while?? A "Hey Affy, that is so good how you eat your own poop..."

Anything would suffice... Kikaz. They say abuse is passed on generation to generation so I guess that is why Cool Breeze slept in the yellow sheets.

"Bad Affy" sez 'So much disfunction, SO much neglect and abuse, where is the LOVE?'

[ChaoticNeutral]

o.O, who unlocked the cage?

[JasonJay]

Affy is always a free spirit