To my beloved descender

[Vellon]

My dear and beloved Descender

Because I can't send you a message on ascended and can't find your ID on SGW, here is my little post just for you.
Yes, I just started on ascended two weeks ago and I seek no more than peace.
Yes, I hit you ONCE for DMU whilst you had 0 def and a rank far below my knee.
Yes, I spent your little amount of DMU in a casino.
Yes, I do apologise for that mistake and it won't happen again. Next time I'll go for a strip tease club instead.
Yes, I do love your gesture of using lots of ATs on me. How kind !
But these Ats would have been far more effective farming DMU.
So please, stop beeing mad at me. I will send you flowers and a heart shaped praline box.
Yours truely

Vellon

(I know, it's not the good section for that kind of post. For that reason, readers who aren't concerned about this post, cheers, next round is on me)

[SVaRuN]

Great post.


Perhaps in the near future you shall make a Demi God version


Joke aside great spirit

[Slim87R]

Better work on making that account undescendable.

[IFLuX]

or log in every 8 h

[Mental]

I haz a feeling I know who this for. . .

[EbilCC]

its u or me i havent decended anyone since last week so its likely u

[Mental]

its u or me i havent decended anyone since last week so its likely u

I haven't got an ascended account right now

[Heisenberg]

I haz a feeling I know who this for. . .

And I think you've guessed right!

Hey buddy, nice post! I guess if you watched breaking bad it'd be easy to find my main name

My alliance are currently at war which is why I have zero defence, the reason I decided to try and decend you and why I'm doing it with someone else too is because of the amount you took off me. Not worth it at that much!

Maybe meet you on the battlefield one day again when you're stronger

Heisenberg

P.S I love praline.

[Master_Splinter]

:O If I farm you will you try descending me :O

[Heisenberg]

No not you! I'd find you and smack your bottom.

Partly for punishment, mostly because I'd like it.

[ƒëmmë]

don't new ascended accounts have a period of protection?

[Vellon]

Next time, I guess I will have to send a message to each farm target and give them 24 hours reply time to know if they are active at rank +5k, just to be sure. It will surely keep me from spending 2 AT to spy.
Be descended for 50 trill DMU, it was definitively worth it.
Usually I send a message if I have been hit to resolve the conflict.
So I had it all wrong since the beginning ! Damn. Now I will try it your way.

@ fem fatale : Yes we have PPT at the very first beginning.

[Mental]

Next time, I guess I will have to send a message to each farm target and give them 24 hours reply time to know if they are active at rank +5k, just to be sure. It will surely keep me from spending 2 AT to spy.
Be descended for 50 trill DMU, it was definitively worth it.
Usually I send a message if I have been hit to resolve the conflict.
So I had it all wrong since the beginning ! Damn. Now I will try it your way.

@ fem fatale : Yes we have PPT at the very first beginning.

Hey turn that frown upside down, Everything we do has consequences, Every time you farm could mean a mass or a war, That's what makes life fun living on the edge.

[Slim87R]

A good way to tell if someone is active is if they have defense weapons at full strength. If they weren't then they would eventually be farmed no matter how small their income and weapons would be damaged until none left. Active players restock their defense.

[Vellon]

@Slim87R: Indeed. There were none.