Happy British Asskicking Day!

[Jack]

[Field Marshall]

LOL, been cocking it up since.

1t in debt and counting

Viva la Chinese.

[Jack]

What's that saying? Owe a million to the bank, that's your bank, owe a billion and it's the bank's?

[Guild]

is this the one where you guys had to get help from the French, I can't remember

[Field Marshall]

is this the one where you guys had to get help from the French, I can't remember

...and struggled, on home turf

Whilst of course, we were off taking countries worth taking

[Jack]

is this the one where you guys had to get help from the French, I can't remember

...and struggled, on home turf

Whilst of course, we were off taking countries worth taking

Meanwhile, Britain is a puny little island with none of her colonies left and America is the second largest nation, had to save England's ass from the Germans and is the richest, most powerful country in the world.

Your lips move, but all I hear are tears.

[Guild]

is this the one where you guys had to get help from the French, I can't remember

...and struggled, on home turf

Whilst of course, we were off taking countries worth taking

Meanwhile, Britain is a puny little island with none of her colonies left and America is the second largest nation, had to save England's ass from the Germans and is the richest, most powerful country in the world.

Your lips move, but all I hear are tears.

we have 16 overseas territories... ,and I think the Canadians still have the queen as head of state...?

I ... what ?! I don't think you understand how the war happened, have you had a blow to the head ? are you ok jack ?!?

but yeah you're right... the future looks good for the vast % of people in america who cqant afford medical bills, live in fear of when the next school massacres will happen, terrorists always targeting you guys.... Murica <3

[Jack]

we have 16 overseas territories...

Counting the 16 Irish districts you control doesn't count.

and I think the Canadians still have the queen as head of state...?

Only cause the Canadians are too polite to tell the queen to **Filtered** off.

but yeah you're right... the future looks good for the vast % of people in america who cqant afford medical bills, live in fear of when the next school massacres will happen, terrorists always targeting you guys.... Murica <3

Better than England taking their orders from us.

[EbilCC]

we have 16 overseas territories...

Counting the 16 Irish districts you control doesn't count.

and I think the Canadians still have the queen as head of state...?

Only cause the Canadians are too polite to tell the queen to **Filtered** off.

but yeah you're right... the future looks good for the vast % of people in america who cqant afford medical bills, live in fear of when the next school massacres will happen, terrorists always targeting you guys.... Murica <3

Better than England taking their orders from us.

ur an boxhead! england has still overCCs territories as does american if u didnt know and ireland really theres not districts in ireland thats american politics there called constituenCCys over here or CCounties jacks getting schooled Im sorry the stereotype of the fat american doesnt apply to jack just the noob brainless one but i still like british asskicking day!

[semper]

is this the one where you guys had to get help from the French, I can't remember

...and struggled, on home turf

Whilst of course, we were off taking countries worth taking

Meanwhile, Britain is a puny little island with none of her colonies left and America is the second largest nation, had to save England's ass from the Germans and is the richest, most powerful country in the world.

Your lips move, but all I hear are tears.

Erm, no. Canada is the second largest. No country has any colonies, many have over sea terretories. For a puny island we still hit way above our weight class in just about everything. You never had to save us from the Germans either, EVER, that's an assumption made, funnily enough, by ignorant yanks.
In the second world war the British won the battle of britain and everyone and their dog, including the german high command knew Germany wasn't taking the UK mainland. Germany was dead in the water against the UK, we didn't need saving from nothing to do with them. In the first world war we certainly didn't need your help.

As for being the most powerful... well... you mean because that's all so very useful these days. Richest? Sorry, what state is New Orleans STILL in after hurricane katrina? What is your great health care system like? OR, yes, your crime rates? lmao...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHSXUS0_1c

[Setesh]

[Setesh]

is this the one where you guys had to get help from the French, I can't remember

...and struggled, on home turf

Whilst of course, we were off taking countries worth taking

Meanwhile, Britain is a puny little island with none of her colonies left and America is the second largest nation, had to save England's ass from the Germans and is the richest, most powerful country in the world.

Your lips move, but all I hear are tears.

Erm, no. Canada is the second largest. No country has any colonies, many have over sea terretories. For a puny island we still hit way above our weight class in just about everything. You never had to save us from the Germans either, EVER, that's an assumption made, funnily enough, by ignorant yanks.
In the second world war the British won the battle of britain and everyone and their dog, including the german high command knew Germany wasn't taking the UK mainland. Germany was dead in the water against the UK, we didn't need saving from nothing to do with them. In the first world war we certainly didn't need your help.

As for being the most powerful... well... you mean because that's all so very useful these days. Richest? Sorry, what state is New Orleans STILL in after hurricane katrina? What is your great health care system like? OR, yes, your crime rates? lmao...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHSXUS0_1c

This one seems fitting for you.

[Rocky]

After the events of tonight i believe the correct term is fussball.

[Ritalin]

is this the one where you guys had to get help from the French, I can't remember

...and struggled, on home turf

Whilst of course, we were off taking countries worth taking

Meanwhile, Britain is a puny little island with none of her colonies left and America is the second largest nation, had to save England's ass from the Germans and is the richest, most powerful country in the world.

Your lips move, but all I hear are tears.

Erm, no. Canada is the second largest. No country has any colonies, many have over sea terretories. For a puny island we still hit way above our weight class in just about everything. You never had to save us from the Germans either, EVER, that's an assumption made, funnily enough, by ignorant yanks.
In the second world war the British won the battle of britain and everyone and their dog, including the german high command knew Germany wasn't taking the UK mainland. Germany was dead in the water against the UK, we didn't need saving from nothing to do with them. In the first world war we certainly didn't need your help.

As for being the most powerful... well... you mean because that's all so very useful these days. Richest? Sorry, what state is New Orleans STILL in after hurricane katrina? What is your great health care system like? OR, yes, your crime rates? lmao...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHSXUS0_1c

lol Ze Germans would have never taken over our land whether we had the equipment from the US or not.. and thats all it was really ... US provided us with equipment ... mainly tanks which is why we was in debt until the 1980s... a country cant say "we saved your ass" and expect us to be thankful when all they did was loan us some equipment and make us pay it all back for years...

all the hard work was done by the British and the Common wealth and then the US stepped at the end and want to claim the glory...

kind of like a whole football team putting in the work and then the striker saying he is a one man team.... SORT YOUR HEAD OUT AND EAT SOME MORE BURGERS lol


Edit FYI we still own

British Antarctic Territory
Tristan da Cunha
South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
The Falkland Islands
Gibraltar
Saint Helena
Ascension Island
British Indian Ocean Territory
The British Virgin Islands
The Turks and Caicos Islands
Anguilla
Montserrat
Bermuda
The Cayman Islands
The Pitcairn Islands
Akrotiri and Dhekelia

Also Head of state in Canada, Australia .... etc etc etc basically all common wealth countries... we may be small but we have accomplished what the entire world have not.... dont try to be us

[semper]

hahaha. Don't you forget the first one! No one else has provided such a reliable, sustainable source of entertainment! Second, well, you did help, but then there are a few nations that can wear a t-shirt like that. No comment can describe the hilarity of the third and as for the fourth, well... I have no excuses for our football team. They're awful, but then again, we did gift the world with the sport.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0rUtSLZTlc