Official thread of Spam

[Tivadar]

fish cant fly, only glide thru air for short distances

no humor

[R'zul]

look you're all talking rubbish. it has to end. fish do not fly. fish do not glide through the air.

as anyone who got through basic schooling knows, certain types of fish slide their fins upwards onto the tops of their bodies, and use them as rotary blades, enabling them to hover. i cant believe you didnt know that. for shame. for togas!

[Tivadar]

YOU HAVE COMPLETELY NO SENCE OF HUMOR!!!

and there is a certain fish that can glide through the air for a few secs ...

[Stubert]

they can fly. why do they have wings then?

[R'zul]

they cant fly! they hover! they arent wings, they are rotary blades!

[Stubert]

but they got feathers on them :/

[R'zul]

the feathers are for show. cant blame a fish for having style can you?

[Tivadar]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_fish

[Stubert]

thyre not for show. you see fish flying aroubd like helicopters all the time

[Tivadar]

thyre not for show. you see fish flying aroubd like helicopters all the time

LOL

[Stubert]

why are you laughing? i'm serious. look up. theyre about a foot long. cant miss em. all big and goldy

[Tivadar]

o...k if you say so...

(i didn´t get it)

[Stubert]

get what? a load of white crap in the eye? you might if you look up. theyre evil little buggers. why do you think a fishing rod is so long? why were shotguns invented?

[Spacey]

You guys are out of control.

Do I have to bring out the tasers?

[R'zul]

thyre not for show. you see fish flying aroubd like helicopters all the time

you see, like helicopters. the feathers dont do anything, as they are heli copteral.