THE GREAT FLAMINGO WAR (Aims Gun At Flamingo)

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**Continues his orbital bombardment of the planet and watches aa the massive panda fleet rips through his fleets.**

"It can't be helped, looks like I'm going to have to take this fight to the surface! But first time to get Ash out of there!"

**Beams Ash back to the surface of Halo. Magni then beams himself to the surface and self destructs his mothership, decimating the panda armada.**

"Alright Ash lets lock and load!"

**Loads an assault rifle and starts laying into the panda army.**
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*beams in behind Ash and Magni grabs them by the shirt collar and beams out*
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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***Removes pants....bends over facing away from Ash's general direction***

**Lights his Zippo**

***Farts***

Wooohooo.....WMD
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*sets self destruct on the Halo*

*beams off the Halo into is MS*

*flies to hidden secondary Halo*
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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Malx wrote:Make kids not cancer!
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***Forgot to tell jack I hid the Halo inside the sun and left the aircon off**
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Again with the blowing up, oh well
*Activates tracer Planted on Jack*
Beams self and Magni to that location.
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Ash = One of Jack's Bastards
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*moves the Halo into the shadows behind the moon and turns the emergency air conditioner on*


Oh Ash umm Hey ummm where did you come from? 8-[
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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**Points assault rifle at Jack.**
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*aims LAW at Magni*
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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Malx wrote:Make kids not cancer!
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*Points Thumper at Jack chest*

One way or another this is going to hurt someone
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MajorLeeHurts wrote: dont threatn me with a good time :)
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Mudkip, I choose you!
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*gets distracted and fires thumper at pokemon*
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Missing no, I choose you!
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**Not sure what the hell Knare just threw out, but shoots it anyway.**
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BMMJ13 wrote:Statbuilder is such a stupid term. What do you mass people with? Hopes and Dreams?
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*fires LAW at whatever the hell that thing is that Knare just summoned*
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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Malx wrote:Make kids not cancer!
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