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:shock:Damn thought i could get away with that
Looks behind runs for cover, damn it Deathgod why are their no corners or walls to hide behind in here
*Runs smack into wall* "Oh thats cute really
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It's not Death God you gotta worry about in their :lol:
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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*Oh i know its all the others that are wandering around in here, and unlike them i have no control over the environment... geez i need a break...
Looks in wonder as a kit-kat appears in front of me.

Not really what i meant but maybe i can have some control here
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*watches Ash's leg break*
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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"Oh thats funny isn't it"
*Concentrates on leg*
Leg breaks a second time
okay well that hurt, may be if i .....
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*watches Ash's arm fall off*

Maybe you should stop while you're a head....
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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Jack O'Neill wrote:*watches Ash's arm fall off*

Maybe you should stop while you're a head....
:lol: two meanings funny >.> and for a limited time i bestow mind powers to Ash. The correct powers not the faulty ones.....

"turns around ......" OH CRAP!!!! "RUNS"
Three there are. One there is. What of the three....
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DeathGod wrote:
Jack O'Neill wrote:*watches Ash's arm fall off*

Maybe you should stop while you're a head....
:lol: two meanings funny >.> and for a limited time i bestow mind powers to Ash. The correct powers not the faulty ones.....

"turns around ......" OH CRAP!!!! "RUNS"
Causes arm to reattach, and broken leg to mend....ahh so much better...
Sees the gurl of Deathgod coming holding some kind of blunt instrument.
Turns to run... falls flat on face
"Okay that leg wasn't broken...." conjures image of Jack and gives mental slap.
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"runs pass ash at full sprint"

Girl DG: Who are you? You are not of this mind ??? INTRUDER!!! MUST DEFEND SELF
Three there are. One there is. What of the three....
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DeathGod wrote:"runs pass ash at full sprint"

Girl DG: Who are you? You are not of this mind ??? INTRUDER!!! MUST DEFEND SELF
Eek... must defend self then why are you hitting me.
Trust me im not here by choice and..... ouch thats my knee ....
i would leave.... hey does my face look like a base ball no so stop... i said stop....argh.
Thats its!! now im pissed
Concentrates on DG girl......(ignoring continuing hits)
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Mind tricks wont work inside ones own mind ...... TRUST ME IVE TRIED!!!!!! ALL IT DOES IS CONFUSE US ALL AND MORE HITTING OCCURS!!!! "Hits invisable wall at full speed"



OWWWW!!!
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.... Sweat beads on Ash's brow....
"Not....tryin.... mind...tricks.....im...sending ......gods.....images.....of Teletubbies......and Barney....hugging her ..... to try.....and....make...her .....flee....argh"
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*uses spam powers to spawn Evil Barney in DG's head*
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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Malx wrote:Make kids not cancer!
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Jack O'Neill wrote:*uses spam powers to spawn Evil Barney in DG's head*
"Argh...... takes control of evil Barney and sends after DG Gurl"
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*sends Teletubies into DG's head* :twisted:
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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Malx wrote:Make kids not cancer!
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