THE GREAT FLAMINGO WAR (Aims Gun At Flamingo)

[Capo]

I despise that...I am worth at least something.
Someone give me a pineapple.

[thaltek]

hmmmm. no

[Angnoch]

told ya

[Capo]

*hits head on spotlight*
Ow.
*throws a pineapple ate spotlight and breaks it*
Where did I get that pineapple?
*pineapple salesman with t-rex on a leash is seen to the left*

[Death God]

Cassandra: It is a bit ..... NC17 to far for this place ...... "takes Ash in hiden cave behind waterfall number 3"

[Capo]

R we still in the mall?
*heads back to mandarin bufet for t-rex steak*

[Ash]

(No we all went through a portal to a nice island beach somewhere)

Is willingly led behind waterfall number 3

[Death God]

Cassandra: "takes waterfall number 3 elevator which leads to elevator numver 4 in water faill nimver 7 which than goes doew stars that leas to waterfall 11 and the catacombs of 9 and 6. Goping through the catacombs and another elecator that takes them to waterfall numer 2 that then thakes the staris upward to stariway 711 to stairway 17 which then heads north to stair way 33 and conjuction 7 11 B" We are almost there ash .... Almost there .....

[Capo]

you 2 gonna be too tired to do anythin wen u get there...
(insert suggestive material here)

[Angnoch]

*is waiting at the end with a shotgun*

[Ash]

lol

either that or im going to be lost and confuzzled if for some reasons i have to escape in a hurry.
And i'd hate to be a delivery guy given directions to this place where ever this place might be.

[Death God]

Cassandra: "Takes 7 11 B and goes to A 11 -01 Walks back outside on other side of island" wrong way ...... we could just take the escalator ......

[Capo]

*sends angnoch a package which contains a lupara*
Now Ill sit back and enjoy the bloodshed.

[Death God]

Cassandra: takes Ash's hand and leads him on ESCALATOR RIDE TO THE 15K foor mountain. Pulls out winter jcaket" Did you bring yours Ash?

[Ash]

Is very lost and confused now
i know were going somewhere, but fine takes escalator.
Has bottle of vodka beamed in for the trip... better make it 2.