THE GREAT FLAMINGO WAR (Aims Gun At Flamingo)

[Capo]

*takes up position on the ridge*
*snipes rescuers*
FIRE ZE ARTILLERY!
ZE ARE CLOSING IN!
*notices DG gurl drowning*
yes! die! The evil one will drown!
*aims mosin nagant at DG gurl*

[Death God]

Capo you do Realize DG Gurl (Kei) is with SoulLess under 200so feet of ice and snow right?

[Capo]

you do realize Im really a heffalump, yes?
Anything is possible for a heffalump.

[Ash]

Unsalted water???, i make a floating bar and you want water.
And why the heck is their a body at the bottom of this icy pool, oh wait there's 2.

Dives down to get a closer look

"What is it Private?"
The trespassers are resisting sure, we though surely and artillery barrage would discourage them, but apparently not. Also we have intercept a radio transmission that managed to get though our barriers. Apparently some sort of assistance is going to be arriving in a matter of minutes.
"Damn it, who ordered to Artillery fire, this could of been handled by snipers so much easier"
It was Captain Capo sir
"All Have a team escort him to the Room, chain him up and turn on interrogation technique number 4. That should teach him a lesson"
Number 4 Sir, it may kill him.... Yes sir right away sir, Torture by Céline Dion Aye sir.

And have the Assault wings prepared to scramble as soon as we see what were facing, also all defense batteries are to be on high alert.

[Death God]

DG: "looks out at sea seeing that reinforcements have arived" NOW THATS MORE THAN I WOuLD HAVE GUESSED "Stares in suprise at the massive destroyer overhead" If that was launched from a carrier i wonder how large the carrier is ....... "watches as squadron after squadron of aircraft are launched from the numerous hangar bays"

DG Gurl: "still drowning under 200 feet of ice and water"

Cassy: well after all that breakfast and salt water i could go for something with alot less taste ^.^

[Capo]

NOOOOOOO CELINE DION!!!!
*loud screams echo through the area*
*guitar is heard*
*more screams*
AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*screams for the regime*
*men in black suits come in and grab celine dion*
*grabs a lupara*
REVENGE TIME

*The men in black suits mass together in divided regiments*
*The fleets appear*
*The forces of Capo, armed with shotguns, march on Celine Dion*
*Celien runs for her life*



*celine dion is seen hung from a tree in the distance, swayign back and forth*

[Ash]

DG: "looks out at sea seeing that reinforcements have arived" NOW THATS MORE THAN I WOuLD HAVE GUESSED "Stares in suprise at the massive destroyer overhead" If that was launched from a carrier i wonder how large the carrier is ....... "watches as squadron after squadron of aircraft are launched from the numerous hangar bays"

DG Gurl: "still drowning under 200 feet of ice and water"

Cassy: well after all that breakfast and salt water i could go for something with alot less taste ^.^

Ash: Surfaces, grabs rock, swims to middle of icy pool, Be right back Cassy. Lets rock drag down towards drowning body. *Thinks to self* he their goes my stove, i hope it doesn't hit... oh that cant be good. _____________________________________________________________
"Captain there is a destroyer hovering over the shore Releasing at least 20 aircraft wings."

"Flak batteries focus on those Fighters, main batteries i want that destroyer taken out of my sky. " Launch the 37, 22, and 57th squadrons to engage anything that escaped the flak barrage. Missiles launcher fire at will. "
"Have the ground forces taken those intruders yet, No, damn it man dispatch another battalion to assist those idiots. I want them taken now, they may be useful in discouraging any further intrusions."

All other ground team be prepared to resist any ground forces that destroyer might dispatch, but don't reveal yourselves until they do, their is no sense making yourselves a target if you don't have to.

[Angnoch]

Giant Shark comes and eats all of Ashes navy

[Capo]

*massive amount of apache helicopters, flown by capo's men, fly in and land, picking up his troops*
*more of capos men appear, wieldign sawed off shotguns*
*More of Ash's navy appears, massive forces*
*The massive army of Capo's men rush towards the massive army of ash*
*Artillery is fired, blowing holes around*
*one apache is hit and crashes*
*the huge forces of Capo goosestep towards Ash's force on the icy ridge*

*3 apaches branch off and target the giant shark*

[Death God]

DG: "loos at Flak taking out aircraft by the handfulls"

This is the Destroyer Celcius we have been fired upon. Our now defensive mission in rescuing the ground personell are no longer our prime directive. We shall retaliate. I repeat Base we shall retaliate. Assistance may be needed we are taking heavy damage to our fighter groups. Our shields are holding for now But may not for much longer.
Officer: Sir Main battries are fully prepared Sir.
Commander: Lock onto thier ground batteries and all seconday weapons take down that flack. We cant afford to loose any more men. Fire at will
Officer: Sir.

DG: "watches as main batteries of the Colcius open up on the ground emplacments" Flashes of Great Light and sound can be heard in the distance" Jumps in a hole in the ground to evade any shrapanel"

[Capo]

...what?
...No, he has to be here somewhere.
...i dont care if you have to search every artilelry hole, you will find him.
...Don;t worry, celine has been taken care of.

*massive army keeps on moving at the navy force*
*men begin firing their shotguns at the force*
*bits of giant shark rain from the sky*

...Good, they apaches have done their job.

*men keep fightign the navy force*

[Death God]

...what?
...No, he has to be here somewhere.
...i dont care if you have to search every artilelry hole, you will find him.
...Don;t worry, celine has been taken care of.

*massive army keeps on moving at the navy force*
*men begin firing their shotguns at the force*
*bits of giant shark rain from the sky*

...Good, they apaches have done their job.

*men keep fightign the navy force*

What navy force now

[Capo]

They appeared after the giant shark ate the first one.


*a hgue battle can be seen from a distance*
*helicopters crash and ships burn*

*Capo climbs back up the ridge*
*Takes aim with mosin nagant, searching for ash*
Level 4 torture......
*Continues searching, now concealed in camoflauge *

[Death God]

"Stray mortar hits the spot Capo is hiding"

DG:Why are there body parts flying threw the air... and a bloody imprin on the ground

[Capo]

*Capos head lands in water near ash*
OI! Im gonna get you!
*Blood is pouring out of neck*
Oh...I see.
*Sinks*
*Men in black suits continue to subdue the navy force*
*A large aircraft carrier explodes*
*Planes Crash*
*Apache helicopters rush to find all of Capo's body parts*