THE GREAT FLAMINGO WAR (Aims Gun At Flamingo)

[Angnoch]

Giant Shark pops out of the water and devours all of Capos forces

[Capo]

*shark grows extremely fat from eating soldiers*
*Shark is beached*
*shotgun shots are heard from within the shark*
*snipers appear and start mowing down the shark*
*has little effect*
*Sniper sneaks up and places c4 on the shark*

RUN!!!!!!
RUN!!!!!!
RUN!!!!!!
RUN!!!!!!
RUN!!!!!!





*Shark explodes*

[Ash]

Our shields are holding for now But may not for much longer.
Officer: Sir Main battries are fully prepared Sir.
Commander: Lock onto thier ground batteries and all seconday weapons take down that flack. We cant afford to loose any more men. Fire at will
Officer: Sir.

DG: "watches as main batteries of the Colcius open up on the ground emplacments" Flashes of Great Light and sound can be heard in the distance" Jumps in a hole in the ground to evade any shrapanel"

Ash: My forces, what forces i'm swimming in a pool of icy water trying to rescue a body that just got hit by my stove. at the bottom of 200ft of icy water. I really don't know what your talking about
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Captain their aircraft are no match for or defensive flak barrier. But the destroyers main weapons have opened up on our batteries, some holes are opening up, but thus far our fighters have managed to slaughter any enemy who have attempted to exploit those holes.

Very well unmask the primary missile turrets, i want that destroyers shields taken out now. Any word from the death wings?
Yes Commander they have attained their position, and are beginning they're run now.
Good, Secondary emplacements focus your fire on the destroyer, the fighters and the flak batteries can hold the fighters at bay.

Any news on the initial intruders who began all of this?
Yes sir, all but on was slain, and that one is badly wounded we found him huddling in a hole, he has suffered several shrapnel related wounds, but he should live, long enough to be questioned, and be healed should you decided Captain. Were bring him in now.

Very Good, oh and i want the Blade and Cloud Reaver prepared to launch from their hangers should they be needed.
Yes sir, their crew are on standby as it is.

[Angnoch]

*Shark explodes into little man Sharks that can breathe on land and run around eating people*

[Capo]

*head floats to surface*
*is sewn back together by men in suits*
*Grabs a lupara and begins ownign sharks*
8Spots Capt. Ash*
*grabs m24*
*Fires - Ash is hit in the shoulder*
*Has lost sight of Ash*
*Remaining forces rush the ships*
*Apaches start unloading on the flak cannons*

[Ash]

"Sir your not going to believe this but our forward ground positions have informed us their they were assaulted by Shark people, oh all things. They came out of the sea, and just threw themselves at our fortified positions and were slaughtered, but it was still worth mentioning."

"Hmm what next some fool who's played too much Halo making mention of the Flood, or Covenant assault teams attacking." Whatever it is keep me informed, well deal with any problems as they arise.

[Angnoch]

Ash I already ate your people and *brings more Shark men from the water* boys swim through the sand deeper than they can place mines

[Capo]

M8, you have no idea how many peopel we have ready for this battle.
You can eat the mall, but more will replace them.

*Blue whale jumps out of water andstands on flippers*
*Blue whale screams like godzilla*
*Blue whale begins squishing sharks, men of the regime, and navy men*

[Osi]

*has whalers fill big blue with 100 harpoon. They then cope it up and use its oil to power Osiris's doomsday device which super heats the blood of panda's into a beam of plasma that destroys anything in its path.*


peta wouldn't like that one.

[Ash]

Ash I already ate your people and *brings more Shark men from the water* boys swim through the sand deeper than they can place mines

Sorry Angnoch i was concentrating on the of DG Destroyer, i didn't really read through the rest as well as i should have
I have now, and i'll make amends .

Although it seems like some gorilla-like wailing whales are attacking your troops?

[Capo]

*Orcas jump out of water and begin fighting the sharks*
*The song "everybody was kung fu fighting" is heard in the background*
*A sewed up capo stares blankly in amazement*

[Angnoch]

*sharks call on the Megaladon to eat all the Orcas*

[Osi]

*aids Angnoch by having doomsday devce fire panda blood plasma at the orca's and other endangered species that may serve Capo.*

[Capo]

*calls on the army of endangered species*
Ha!
*they start killing everything, but no1 will hurth them b.c theyre endangered*
*store-owner with the shotgun appears with his t-rex*
*t-rex east the endangered species*
noooooooo the panda!

[Angnoch]

*megaladon eats T-Rex*