THE GREAT FLAMINGO WAR (Aims Gun At Flamingo)

[Jimbob]

Thanks

***Wonders how long the cease fire will last?**

**Gives Jack a wedgie just for fun**

[Ash]

good question but it could just be for the night, soldiers need sleep to. we either that or the commanders are rocked to sleep by the oh so pleasant sounds of bombs exploding, burning flash and screams of pain, terror, and fear-turned to -bravery.

Okay official last post of the night

[Jimbob]

**Tucks Ash into bed and puts a few deadly snakes under the covers and some shaving cream in his left hand after he goes to sleep***

**Tickles ash's nose wif a feather***

[Jack]

*cuts Bob's head off*

[Jimbob]

***Morphs back into one piece terminator style***

[Jack]

*throws Jimbob into the lava*

[Capo]

*throws a body rolled inside a rug into the lava*
Well as long as theres lava I might as well get rid of some....um.....[insert somethingthats not evidence here]

[Ash]

Not in the volcano, its not a trash heap you know, you can't just dump whatever you want in there.

[Jack]

Not the luxury volcano the other one Ash

[thaltek]

yha its the one we threw jack into so it was already contaminated.....with his cooties....

[Jack]

I ain't got cooties!!!!!!!!

[Capo]

look at that, he already in denial.
keep you distance peopel.
*a group of soldiers wearign gas masks close off the perimiter*

[thaltek]

*soldiers start giving jack cootie shots*

[Angnoch]

*saves Jack* *bites off Capo legs*

[Solus]

*resting on wall with kei asleep on shoulder*

okay, i dont want to wake her but jack's right there...