THE GREAT FLAMINGO WAR (Aims Gun At Flamingo)

[Death God]

How thoughtfull you are jack ... never would have guessed you to be the helping type ..... Well .... I just doubled some kids army size Picked him randomly

[Jack]

Well of course for every favor I do my friends they then owe their first born or anything equal value

[Death God]

I knew there was a catch I just do it for nothing in return ..... but they usually either ignore me or Thank me to oblivion ..... and send me what little naq they have

[Evilevi777]

if you want you can send me a few mil UU

[Jack]

I will, but first you must kill yourself, as a sign of loyalty to me

[Evilevi777]

*pretends to stab self*, okay i did it where's my UU?

[Ash]

it got divided amongst your illegitimate children as per the will that they wrote on the bottom of tim hortons cup

[Evilevi777]

they can't take it while i'm still alive

[Ash]

hey call a lawyer and prove that your still alive, and not some zombie or something. although with legal bills, and the down right greedy nature of your children i think you might b waiting for a long long while and incur extreme costs

[Evilevi777]

i'll stab any1 who even looks at my $$

[Ash]

so same old same old at the family picnic eh

[Evilevi777]

just put it this way, this is what it usually looks like:

:smt097

[Jack]

Prove that you are not dead Evil so that Ash wont get you UU

[Evilevi777]

umm, i guess the only way is to post on these forums

[Jack]

I'll accept it as valid proof of your living


Now that you have proven that you live you have forfeited your UU