THE GREAT FLAMINGO WAR (Aims Gun At Flamingo)

[Jack]

*awaits the return of his "guests" and drinks some Joe*

[Death God]

DG: "Comes to to the smell of coffee" Ha ... whats going on Oh hi jack ..... Do you still want to kill me ?

[Zeon]

Who's taken the orders here? I'll have a short double sugar free skinny Vanilla Latte.

[Biscuit]

I'll also have some of that

[Jack]

Who's taken the orders here? I'll have a short double sugar free skinny Vanilla Latte.

*points to the waitress*

[Zeon]

sweet... That guy over there, yeah his name is Jack. He said he'd buy a round for the house.

[Biscuit]

Who's taken the orders here? I'll have a short double sugar free skinny Vanilla Latte.

*points to the waitress*

*Calls over waitress*
Haha, I made you walk over here!

[stigmata]

*flys out of seat and hits biscut in the head

ah mam i would like to be rubbed in cooking oil to keep me from rusting.

[Ash]

*Walks up with one of Jack's pet impaled on a Spear*
Sees jack waiting, hides spear behind back

Hi Jack, glad im back?

[Biscuit]

*flys out of seat and hits biscut in the head

ah mam i would like to be rubbed in cooking oil to keep me from rusting.

This is not a mother joke. Any way.. did you just tell your mam (mother) that you want to be rubbed in cooking oil? You're one weird kid


*Goes matrix style and dodges thompson and his cooking oil fetish*
*He hits the waitress*
Poor girl doesn't get paid enough for this!

[Jack]

Dude, she works for me

[velya]

meaning jack has her family locked up somewhere and he'll kill them if she doesn't play along

[Jack]

There not supposed to know!

[velya]

she's been slipping everyone notes while your back is turned.
btw : didn't really need to know details about the toad thing

[Jack]

ORLY? Well then

*has her family slowly lowered into a pit of lava*