THE GREAT FLAMINGO WAR (Aims Gun At Flamingo)

[Zeon]

[Jack]

Brothers and sisters
We're here for one reason
And one reason alone
To share our love of music
I present to you
Country Music Without Prejudice

Country boys don't rock 'n' roll
Yeah the record man told me so
You’ll never get it on the radio

Why they tryin' to complicate
The simple music that we make
Oh, 'cause it moves my soul, I'm gonna keep on rollin', rollin'

Hey, just wanna hear everybody sing (rollin', rollin')
At the top of your lungs till the windows break (rollin', rollin')
Say hey, hey, hey

Ain't gonna shut my mouth
Don’t mind if I stand out in a crowd
Just want to live out loud
I know there's got to be
A few hundred million more like me
Just tryin' to keep it free

Hey, just wanna hear everybody sing (rollin', rollin')
At the top of your lungs till the windows break (rollin', rollin')
Say hey, hey, hey

Charley Pride was the man in black
Rock 'n' roll used to be about Johnny Cash
Hey, what do you think about that
I'm a crazy son of a...(bad word)
But I know I'm gonna make it big and rich
Yeah, I'm gonna let it rip

Hey, just wanna hear everybody sing (rollin', rollin')
At the top of your lungs till the windows break (rollin', rollin')
Say hey, Cowboy Troy

Dum-diggity-dum, diggity -diggity-dum, dig this
Slicker than the grease from a barbecue brisket
Got more chunk than a fresh potato salad
You thought you had your answer but your answer was invalid
You’re lookin' at me crazy 'cause you think I'm loco
The Big Black Cowboy with the crazy vocal
Todas las personas estan gritando arriva
Now you heard it, now I know you're a believer
Esta cancion es para toda la gente
Es muy importante a usar su mente
So let go of all your preconceived notions
Get up on your feet and put your body in motion
‘Cause back home we love to dance
We could be two steppin’ or ravin’ to trance
And when the party is “crunk” the girls back it up
We’ve got the systems in the cars and the 20’s on the trucks
6’4” with a cowboy hat
I don’t mess around, yo! What’s up with that?
I’m Cowboy Troy, a Texas hick!
And i'm rollin’ with the “brothas” Big & Rich!

Go cowboy Go cowboy, go (Go cowboy Go cowboy, go)
Go cowboy Go cowboy, go (Go cowboy Go cowboy, go)

Hey, just wanna hear everybody sing (rollin', rollin')
At the top of your lungs till the windows break (rollin', rollin')
Say hey, hey, hey, just wanna hear everybody sing (rollin', rollin')
At the top of your lungs till the windows break (rollin', rollin')
Say hey, hey, hey

[Zeon]

I said I wanna touch the earth
I wanna break it in my hands
I wanna grow something wild and unruly

I wanna sleep on the hard ground
In the comfort of your arms
On a pillow of bluebonnets
In a blanket made of stars

Oh it sounds so good to me

Cowboy take me away
Fly this girl as high as you can
Into the wild blue
Set me free oh I pray
Closer to heaven above and
Closer to you closer to you

I wanna walk and not run
I wanna skip and not fall
I wanna look at the horizon
And not see a building standing tall

I wanna be the only one
For miles and miles
Except for maybe you
And your simple smile

Oh it sounds good to me
Yeah it sounds so good to me

Cowboy take me away
Fly this girl as high as you can
Into the wild blue
Set me free oh I pray
Closer to heaven above and
Closer to you closer to you

I said I wanna touch the earth
I wanna break it in my hands
I wanna grow something wild and unruly
Oh it sounds so good to me

Cowboy take me away
Fly this girl as high as you can
Into the wild blue
Set me free oh I pray
Closer to heaven above and
Closer to you closer to you

Closer to you
Cowboy take me away
Closer to you

[Jack]

*goes to listen to "Cowboy Take Me Away by The Dixie Chicks"

[Zeon]

I have felt it and I have held it I have known a woman's love
I have tasted and I have wasted a woman's love
And I know I'll never understand all the little things that make it grand
A woman's love
And I know I'll never come face to face with anything that takes the place
Of a woman's love

Well I have kissed it tried to resist it I have missed a woman's love
And I have hated taken for granted a woman's love
And I know I'll never understand...
[ guitar ]
Well I have needed and I have pleaded and I have lost a woman's love
And I have worshipped and I have cursed it a woman's love
And I know I'll never understand...
I adore it thank God for it a woman's love

[Biscuit]

i hoped some one would recognise the quote good boy biscuit

I've seen nearly every episode up to season 14 (give or take).

I think i'll name my next dog biscuit. Then I can feed him doggy biscuits and see if he gets confused.

[stigmata]

*is enjoying a sunny day out on the deck

[Biscuit]

Would you not dry into the wood?

[Zeon]

*sprays laqer over thompson* Now he'll always be under our feet.

[Biscuit]

Eugh! I think I stood in some Thompson!

[stigmata]

.

[Zeon]

Back to our listening enjoyment

I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife
Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play
She said Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A.
The note said Misses Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's reported you've been drinking and a runnin' round with men and going wild
And we don't believe you ought to be a bringing up your little girl this way
It was signed by the secretary, Harper Valley P.T.A.
Well, it happened that the P.T.A. was gonna meet that very afternoon
They were sure surprised when Misses Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room
And as she walked up to the blackboard I still recall the words she had to say
She said, I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley P.T.A.
Well there's Bobby Taylor, sitting there and seven times he's asked me for a date
Misses Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away
And Mister Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town
And shouldn't Widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down?
Well Mister Harper couldn't be here 'cause he stayed to long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Tompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
Then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit
Well this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites
No, I wouldn't put you on because it really did , it happend just this way
The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.
The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.

[stigmata]

I'm going out tonight--I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise---really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout

No inhibitions--make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time

BRIDGE:
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

CHORUS:
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy--forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts--short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild--yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action--feel the attraction
Color my hair--do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free--yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The girls need a break--tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance--we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down

(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)

I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman

[Zeon]

I can do most anything a man can do
I can hold my liquor with the best of you
Even take your money in a game of pool
Yeah, I'd kick your butt if I wanted to
I don't mind when people cuss in front of me
Truth is I don't blush that much at anything
But I still got this little girl inside of me
That likes to be treated like a queen

Chorus:

I know I don't act much like a lady
But I still need to be somebody's baby
Yeah you might find me making too much noise
But I'm more than just one of the boys
Yeah, I'm more than just one of the boys

God knows I ain't ever been the clingy type
Looking for a man to make it all alright
But I don't mind admitting sometimes late at night
Well I need someone to hold me tight

Repeat Chorus:

And I know I don't act much like a lady
But I still need to be somebody's baby
Yeah you might find me making too much noise
But I'm more than just one of the boys
Yeah, I'm more than just one

[stigmata]

I'm a real lady,
Treat me like a baby;
I've been waiting weekly
For someone like you

Can you share my passion,
Earning my obsession.
I want satisfaction
All of the time.

If you want to taste me,
Try my paradise.
Come, and feel up my desire.

You can please me,
Taste me,
Take me to the sky;
Baby, we can burn like fire.

I am your holy virgin,
Be gentle all the time.
I am your holy virgin,
I'll blow your mind.

I am your holy virgin,
And if you touch me right,
I'll be your nasty virgin.

I can take you places,
Show you all my faces;
No, I don't wrap the paces,
We're gonna be there.

Do you wanna hold me
When I feel lonely?
Slowly you consume me,
angel of mine.

If you want to taste me,
Try my paradise.
Come, and feel up my desire.

You can please me,
Taste me,
Take me to the sky;
Baby, we can burn like fire.

I am your holy virgin,
Be gentle all the time.
I am your holy virgin,
I'll blow your mind.

I am your holy virgin,
And if you touch me right,
I'll be your nasty virgin.

Now the curtain falls,

Hand just calls.
Open up your eyes
For someone like me!

I'm on my way,
Leaving today,
I'm gonna ride
To the other side.

If you want to taste me,
Try my paradise.
Come, and feel up my desire.

You can please me,
Taste me,
Take me to the sky;
Baby, we can burn like fire (like fire).

I am your holy virgin,
Be gentle all the time.
I am your holy virgin,
I'll blow your mind.

I am your holy virgin,
And if you touch me right,
I'll be your nasty virgin