THE GREAT FLAMINGO WAR (Aims Gun At Flamingo)

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Re: Aims Gun At Flamingo

oh noes! what has me done? *starts heimlick thing*

SOMEONE HELP!

im so sorry... :(
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Re: Aims Gun At Flamingo

DG: "kicks Kei in the back"

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Kei: "Chucks up Whole Steak"
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Re: Aims Gun At Flamingo

*gets hit in face by steak*

Well its nice to see that you liked the meal i had prepared.

*Sniffs steak, shrugs and takes a bite*
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*crying to self*

...sorry... :(
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Eärendil wrote:
SuperSaiyan wrote:
Eärendil wrote:Making fun of SS in his face
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its ok, you both love me more then existence itself anyway
No, No I don't.
I love Solus.
And I even love Canadian Bacon more than you.
Radiance wrote:Oh my marriage-consummating deity.. that was awesome. :shock:
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*who is solus?
Chris/Deviathan[EVE Online] says (5:38 PM):
*solus is god
*and he touches us all with his noodly appendage
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Re: Aims Gun At Flamingo

*gnawing on steak*
im sure she'll understand that your just so excited to see her soulless, her here pass her some of this roasted pork, and he'll luv ya forever

Goes off to track down Cassy, following line of underlings with arms full of boxes
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:shock: MY CREDIT CARD! MY CREDIT!
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
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Kei: "looks at Ash" That was my STEAK by the way >.> And not your fault Soulless now grab a bite to eat ^_^

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Cassy: Do you take credit cards?
Man: Yes wwe do What do you have in mind?
Cassy: Can I buy all the cars?
Man: ....... "Foams at mouth"
Cassy: Is that a yes ^.^
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*twitches* Cassy is fortunate I'm not allowed to be violent >.>
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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Re: Aims Gun At Flamingo

Kei there's plenty more, there's about 5 cows worth here.

Finds Cassy at dealership... sees clerk foaming at the mouth. something tells me jacks going to kill me later, but some how making Cassy happy, is worth the price of reincarnation.
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Cassy: Ash Like the cars i bought ^_^
Next is the Vegas :D
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Re: Aims Gun At Flamingo

:shock: *remembers friends in the NSA*

*calls "John"*

*bring bring*

John: Hello?

Jack: Hey John it's Jack

John: Oh hey Jack how are ya

Jack: Not so great that's why I called

John: Oh what happened?

Jack: My credit cards were stolen by terrorists and were used to buy an entire car lot of cars to use aas car bombs in Vegas

John: GOOD GOD JACK! How did terrorists get your credit cards!?

Jack: I don't know but that's not important you need to stop those terrorists I think they may have nukes and I know that there's a battalion of them

John: That would explain how they could transport of them cars

Jack: Yeah just be sure to send the best of the best and send em all tanks planes helios everything you're in for one hell of a fight

John: Already on their I'll be heading out as soon as we hang up is there anything else?

Jack: Yeah for your own safety stay on the other side of the continent

John: What? Why!? There somethin you're not telling me!?

Jack: Unfortunately there is however you wouldn't believe me if I told you you'll just have to find out the hard way justwhatever you do don't go near Nevada

John: Alright Jack I promise I wont

Jack: Ok thanks I'll fly out to the White House shortly meet me there

John: Alright bye

Jack: See in ya shortly
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
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Re: Aims Gun At Flamingo

You bought me a car as well :shock:
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Race ya to Vegas...
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Kei: VEGAS :shock: "Drops food" SoulLess we are going to Vegas :-D
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*goes to look for Ze and Velya*
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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Come one everybody Road trip :lol:
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