THE GREAT FLAMINGO WAR (Aims Gun At Flamingo)

[stigmata]

*Hands start bleeding for no apparent reason.

[thaltek]

you should see somebody about that.....

[xenos]

*safely removes steak from capt's rear and washs it off. then eats it*

hmm what next?

*claws an X in capt's and thal's rears*

[thaltek]

*farts when xenocide is beind me*

[captain_jack]

falls in a heap bleeding

[thaltek]

*launches sausage at xenocide*

[captain_jack]

wonders when someone will call a medic

[Fear Of The Duck]

OMG!! i'm first in google search loik!!!!
*googles "phlaminghoe" once again*

[General Disorder]

googles Corran Horn

[captain_jack]

no medic dies

[Boltofdoom]

*cremates body with match and paint*

[captain_jack]

now a pile of ash

[thaltek]

*sees medic approach*
*beams medic away*

[captain_jack]

noes i need a medic to reconstuct me

[thaltek]

*beams some big construction guys around capin jack*

ok boys he said he needs to be reconstructed.... now make them walls strong!

*constrution men begin to shove lumber & nails in and around capin jack*