Greetings my friends! I would like to tender an invitation to a party.

[Graduate]

From what I heard in the chat, your planet had no def and was decently upgraded, asking for it.

And you're still fighting an account less than a week old, that hasn't gotten a massive infusion of naq or uu from others, and not doing so great.

Uhhh, facepalm. Planets. I love planets. I use to protect my planets so strategically--y'all know. The **Filtered** merlins timed with the PPTs... It gets so anally retentive. I couldn't do it anymore. I use to love a planet like a wife. Like collectively they were my harem. But, planets, are like **Filtered**. They leave sometimes. So, c'est la vie. Since your account is growing (and ask around, nobody knows me, i just started playing again), why don't you take a planet from me. I will let you in on a little secret. None of them have defenses. Take one. Free of charge. My MS will go enslave another with my godlike sex appeal.

Tokra, let me thank you, now and up front for a little typing time. This has been fun.

[Graduate]

BTW, not as if anyone cares, but I would have taken my planet back, but my chariot is out soliciting.

[Graduate]

Okay. Sorry, folks. I must be lonely...... Tokra, you keep complaining about your account. I didn't behave so badly to get banned multiple times. I didn't delete my account through the years. Out of the how many years my account has been around, i have probably been psychotic about it for three solid years, aggregated. I have never once, not once, spent money on this game (and to the people who have made this game possible to be played for free, thank you, it has been a much need diversion for parts of my life). As i see it, we are kind of in the same boat. Both growing. But isn't about the battle against ennui, any ways? No? You need some naq and uu. You got it. How much you need?

I got 25 trillion naq for you. And 50 million UU. Just remind me how to get it to you.

Anyone want to match me for Tokra's war chest?

Time for some kratom and battlefield...

[Tok`ra]

It wasn't even behaving badly that got me banned (not that I cared, it was a way of keeping score of butthurt), it was deposing multiple forum admins and doxing the guy that made the game.
For a time I even improved the forum's (before it was dead) toxic atmosphere a bit.

Offer accepted, lets call this a truce.

[Tok`ra]

Um, I don't think you can send anything til were at peace, 24hr cooldown on that.

I haven't sent stuff in so long lol.

[Graduate]

Alrighty then. Deal. I will talk with you tomorrow about how to get you some stuff.

Let me take this opportunity, and say, if there are any lonely nerds out there, in the vast emptiness of the gatewars dorky cosmos, wanting an alliance where you can feel home and at peace with yourselves, come to the Tri-Lambs!

[J.S.]

For a time I even improved the forum's (before it was dead) toxic atmosphere a bit.

You've made Graduate double his posts in 1 day! You're already improving! And I came back to the forums to see what kind of **Filtered** craziness you'd get up to!

Life is good

[Graduate]

For a time I even improved the forum's (before it was dead) toxic atmosphere a bit.

You've made Graduate double his posts in 1 day! You're already improving! And I came back to the forums to see what kind of **Filtered** craziness you'd get up to!

Life is good

Life is good

[Tok`ra]

For a time I even improved the forum's (before it was dead) toxic atmosphere a bit.

You've made Graduate double his posts in 1 day! You're already improving! And I came back to the forums to see what kind of **Filtered** craziness you'd get up to!

Life is good

Glad to see you too, you drunken leprechaun!

[CC90]

Can i come party

But idk who's side I would like to. Sit

What side wants to invite me

[Tok`ra]

Can i come party

But idk who's side I would like to. Sit

What side wants to invite me

Parties over, disagreement sorted.

[CC90]

:

Can i come party

But idk who's side I would like to. Sit

What side wants to invite me

Parties over, disagreement sorted.

[Graduate]

:

Can i come party

But idk who's side I would like to. Sit

What side wants to invite me

Parties over, disagreement sorted.

Looks like it is a party after all. The Smiler from Olympus just 0'ed my 6 trill def. And sabbed. Raided. Unprovoked.

So, Tokra, i guess our truce is off. The debauch of Olympus, The Smiler, can help you rebuild. Sorry mate.

Time to tap the keg.

And yes CC90, you are officially invited to the party. I won't presume to tell you how to behave. Just have fun.

[Tok`ra]

Jesus H. Tittyfu**ing Christ on a stick, cmon guys, it was over.

[Graduate]

To whoever massed The Smiler yesterday.... it looks like he deleted his account. And a big thanks goes out to you. You are the man. (Not that I wanted him to delete. He must have had better things to do, however.)