SGW Chat Quotes!

[Osi]

whoop de do!!! mister I love the Richard Cranium Man

[TigerGirl]

[15:07] * homer2 (mailto:homer@Alpha-CD1BFCDC.br1.glv.ny.frontiernet.net) has joined #lobby
[15:07] <WhiteysGirl> zomg
[15:07] <Kittie> Ok ... I ain't insane then XD
[15:07] <Kittie> o_O;
[15:07] <WhiteysGirl> two homers?
[15:07] <Kittie> Two homers?
[15:07] <Kittie> T_T
[15:07] <Kittie> My idea first
[15:07] * WhiteysGirl bounces
[15:07] <WhiteysGirl> i said it first
[15:07] <Kittie> Psh
[15:07] <Kittie> I thought it first
[15:07] <WhiteysGirl> and i said it better
[15:07] <Kittie> not really
[15:08] <WhiteysGirl> did so
[15:08] <WhiteysGirl> i said it with breasts
[15:08] <The_Death_Lord> lol
[15:08] <Kittie> Oh
[15:08] <Kittie> Thats true
[15:08] <Kittie> you win
[15:08] <WhiteysGirl> lol
[15:08] * Kittie bows to WhiteysGirl
[15:08] * WhiteysGirl bows in return
[15:08] <WhiteysGirl> good match
[15:08] * Ferra bows
[15:09] <Kittie> Indeed it was ... but I never stood a chance
[15:09] <Kittie> Hot girl with breasts > Furry animal

[Mix]

[4:39pm] <+Shinigami> Squids do nothing.
[4:39pm] <Ishmayeck> This script summons the power of Chuck Norris!!!

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[4:39pm] <+Shinigami> that looks like the head of a p*n*s
[4:39pm] <Ishmayeck> lol
[4:39pm] <God_of_Darkness> okee that's nasty
[4:40pm] <Ishmayeck>
[4:40pm] <Ishmayeck>
[4:40pm] <God_of_Darkness> are you a guy?
[4:40pm] <Ishmayeck> yep
[4:40pm] <God_of_Darkness> shini
[4:40pm] <+Shinigami> of course I am
[4:40pm] * +Shinigami puts hand down pants
[4:40pm] * +Shinigami feels around
[4:40pm] <+Shinigami> Yup
[4:40pm] * +Shinigami shakes Gods hand
[4:40pm] <Ishmayeck> soo...
[4:40pm] <God_of_Darkness> lol
[4:41pm] * Ishmayeck reclines
[4:41pm] * +Shinigami is innocent!
[4:41pm] <God_of_Darkness> mine doesn't looks like that thing
[4:41pm] <God_of_Darkness> :d
[4:41pm] Ishmayeck «Ishmayeck@FCB54A51.D6BA9A14.AFCF9F92.IP» has Quit iRC (What the hell is this field for now??)
[4:41pm] <+Shinigami> yours must be folded in then
[4:41pm] <+Shinigami> if he added another 10 lines or so it would look like a whole one
[4:42pm] <God_of_Darkness> mine is goddly blessed

[Gatedialer]

[22:23] <Gatedialer> is Whitey- a bot?
[22:23] <Peri> yup
[22:23] <Peri> you didn't know?
[22:23] <Gatedialer> no...
[22:23] <Gatedialer> Remember i've been glined
[22:23] <Gatedialer> lol
[22:23] <Peri> the real Whitey got hit by a truck
[22:23] * Whitey- is programed to get...funkeh
[22:24] <Peri> so we replaced him with a bot
[22:24] * Whitey- dances his robot dance
[22:24] <Whitey-> o><
[22:24] * HMMurdock does the chicken
[22:24] <Whitey-> o|<
[22:24] <Leena> Whitey
[22:24] <Whitey-> o<<
[22:24] <Whitey-> o><
[22:24] <Whitey-> o|<
[22:24] <Whitey-> o<<
[22:24] <Peri> lmao
[22:24] <Whitey-> yes Leena?
[22:24] <Gatedialer> lmao
[22:24] <Gatedialer> I'm quoting that one

In Official IRC Chat.

[Gatedialer]

[21:40] * Gatedialer huggles Peri in bed
[21:40] * Peri (mailto:Perihelion@Alpha-8AC70C2D.fairnr ... iernet.net) Quit (Quit: )

lmao

[buck]

<TheOwned> sometimes, in unlucky cases, the baby grows up to be a Buck
<TheOwned>

LMAO[/quote]

[Gatedialer]

Possible Adult Content

[11:38] <buck> Whitey : i wanna go loch ness
[11:39] <buck> come with me
[11:39] <buck> i wanna go swimming in it
[11:39] <buck> then i can claim my penis is the loch ness monster
[11:39] <Whitey>
[11:39] <Whitey> lmao

[Gatedialer]

<Ares> I don't get this crap
<Ares> if you want to live in america
<Ares> learn english
<Ares> if you want to live in germany
<Ares> learn german
<Ares> what is so hard about this concept?
<Brigon> if you want to live in France, learn German
<Ares> almost but we saved them from that

[Gatedialer]

[17:35] <Esker> ...
[17:35] <Esker> Well
[17:35] <Esker> in any event
[17:35] <Esker> I'm still hungry
[17:35] <Esker> and as such
[17:35] <Esker> I feel the most important place to be at the moment
[17:35] <Esker> would be the kitchen
[17:35] <Esker> ergo
[17:35] <Esker> I will brb

[20:05] <macktheknife> accidentally setoff my auto-shutdown
[20:05] <macktheknife> 20s econds
[20:05] * macktheknife (mailto:mack@Alpha-6878CBCA.exetel.com.au) Quit (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.70 [Firefox 1.0.4/20050511])


lol

[Gatedialer]

[18:48] * MilfHunter was kicked by Loki (hey bevis change it)
[18:48] * MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM is now known as Gatedialer
[18:48] <Kyuuketsuki> lol bevis
[18:48] <Gatedialer> lol
[18:48] <Gatedialer> call him butthead instead
[18:48] * StarGate536 (mailto:StarGate53@Alpha-49D97C4B.oz.psu.edu) has joined #lobby
[18:49] * StarGate536 is now known as Beavis

[Gatedialer]

[19:48] <Ares> I have nearly everyone drop of euro blood
[19:48] <Ares> so I have nearly every hair color
[19:49] <Ares> I even have french blood
[19:49] <Ares> luckly my german blood conquered it

[Gatedialer]

[23:22] * gatelover12 (mailto:gatelover1@A41C82E7.DCE8A184.DEFD1261.IP) has joined #StarGateWars
[23:22] <Gatedialer> ...
[23:22] <Gatedialer> you love me?
[23:22] <Gatedialer>
[23:22] <Gatedialer> I love you too!
[23:22] <Gatedialer>
[23:22] <gatelover12> rofl

[Perihelion]

[16:00:34] * LordAbhiCashRaidin is addicted to raidin
[16:00:55] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> i have raided sooo much today, i cant believe it
[16:00:57] * JOS forces LordAbhiCashRaidin into therapy with Dr Phil
[16:01:02] <JOS> have fun
[16:01:06] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> lol
[16:01:16] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> so someone chang eur nick to drphil
[16:01:24] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> and lets have a fun convo
[16:01:28] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> *ut
[16:01:30] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> *ur
[16:01:47] <JOS> shall i?
[16:01:47] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> who wants to help me?
[16:01:50] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> sure
[16:01:54] * JOS is now known as DrPhil
[16:01:57] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> lol
[16:01:58] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> ok
[16:02:01] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> lets begin
[16:02:04] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> u ask ques
[16:02:07] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> and i answer
[16:02:15] <DrPhil> so tell me about your little 'addiction' here
[16:02:50] <DrPhil> what's your family life like?
[16:02:55] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> lol
[16:02:56] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> ok
[16:03:01] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> well, family is ok
[16:03:07] <DrPhil> hmmm
[16:03:12] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> i am a teenager so i dont have a wife or kids
[16:03:18] <DrPhil> do your parents treat you well?
[16:03:28] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> yea
[16:03:31] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> as much as they can
[16:03:32] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> yea
[16:03:46] <DrPhil> how so? explain it a little for us
[16:03:58] * TripleH is now known as LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad
[16:04:16] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> I will play the part of the father
[16:04:18] * Peri is now known as LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother
[16:04:22] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> die!!!
[16:04:25] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother kills LordAbhiCashRaidin
[16:04:27] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother>
[16:04:28] <DrPhil> hmmm
[16:04:29] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> lol
[16:04:36] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> so, dad
[16:04:36] * LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad kills DrPhil
[16:04:39] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> now I'm the favorite
[16:04:43] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> hmm
[16:04:49] * DrPhil resurrects himself
[16:04:54] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother is now known as Peri
[16:05:08] <DrPhil> you say that your family treat you well?
[16:05:08] * LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad locks DrPhil in a room with shaquil and forces him to cut off his foot
[16:05:09] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> tahts bad
[16:05:16] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> those r imposter!
[16:05:21] <DrPhil> there seems to be a bit of a problem here
[16:05:24] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> those arent my relatives
[16:05:30] <DrPhil> exactly
[16:05:31] <Peri> hmmm
[16:05:35] <DrPhil> thats the problem
[16:05:42] * Peri needs a position of power and s ome responsibility
[16:05:43] <DrPhil> i blame this on your parents
[16:05:45] <Peri> anyone wanna give me one?
[16:05:50] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> well, the family is ok in r/l
[16:05:53] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad>
[16:05:58] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> here its horribly messed up
[16:05:59] <DrPhil> its because of your parents that you have an addiction
[16:06:11] <DrPhil> they dont pay you enough money
[16:06:12] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> oh
[16:06:15] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> hmm
[16:06:17] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> ok
[16:06:18] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> ty
[16:06:19] <DrPhil> so you cant get addicted to the pokies
[16:06:22] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> now i know what to do
[16:06:30] <DrPhil> hmmm?
[16:06:36] <DrPhil> and what are you going to do?>
[16:06:37] * LordAbhiCashRaidin kills LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad
[16:06:43] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> Can I have my say in this? That boy caused em grief for 28years ! Hes 46 and he is still living with me, I think its time he got his 2 tarts and moved out into a place of his wo
[16:06:46] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> that should take care of it
[16:06:57] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> lol dad
[16:07:00] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> i am 16
[16:07:02] <Peri> lol
[16:07:03] <DrPhil> hmmm
[16:07:04] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> u moron!!!
[16:07:11] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> Son.. IM SORRY
[16:07:14] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> yea
[16:07:16] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> right
[16:07:18] <DrPhil> thats good
[16:07:22] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> call urslf my dad
[16:07:23] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> wait.. no im not.,. get the **Filtered** outta my house
[16:07:23] * LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad was kicked by Dee (Unallowed word/phrase - ***Filtered***)
[16:07:23] <DrPhil> at least he apologised
[16:07:28] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> dont know my age even
[16:07:29] * Joins: LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad (mailto:TripleH@Alpha-382BF9BF.red-83-35 ... ma-tde.net)
[16:07:42] <DrPhil> hmmmm
[16:07:44] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> he dont know my age even
[16:07:45] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> wot is his addiction anyway?
[16:07:48] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> and its MY house
[16:07:54] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> so u get the hell outta there
[16:07:56] <DrPhil> he is addicted to raidin
[16:08:00] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> ahh
[16:08:26] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> Maybe this has sumin to do with the sex change he had 3years ago (croud:woooooooooooooooooooooo)
[16:08:33] <Peri> lol
[16:08:40] <DrPhil> very possible
[16:09:02] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> lol
[16:09:05] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> umm
[16:09:06] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> no
[16:09:08] <DrPhil> why didnt you tell me that you had a sex change LordAbhiCashRaidin?
[16:09:12] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> i never did that
[16:09:18] <DrPhil> and why did you want one?
[16:09:18] <Peri> lies!
[16:09:21] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> Oh so you lied to your dear dad?
[16:09:27] * Peri is now known as LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother
[16:09:30] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> he used to be a woman!
[16:09:38] <DrPhil> who let the brother back in?
[16:09:42] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother>
[16:09:50] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother chokes LordAbhiCashRaidin
[16:09:50] <DrPhil> hmmm
[16:09:51] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> It was the mother
[16:10:03] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> you little S.O.B!!
[16:10:07] * LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad brakes up LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother and LordAbhiCashRaidin
[16:10:09] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> that'll teach you to ridicule me!
[16:10:11] <DrPhil> where is the mother anyway?
[16:10:23] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> She died!!!!! :'(
[16:10:27] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother>
[16:10:29] <DrPhil> there there
[16:10:29] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> you killed her!
[16:10:33] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> so#
[16:10:34] <DrPhil> we all lose someone
[16:10:35] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother saw it all
[16:10:39] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> she deserved it
[16:10:40] <DrPhil> hmmmmm
[16:10:43] <DrPhil> why?
[16:10:44] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> lies!
[16:10:58] * LordAbhiCashRaidin thinks the time has come to close the show
[16:10:58] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> she had just found out that LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad was having an affair...
[16:10:59] <DrPhil> why did she deserve it?
[16:11:02] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> so he killed her...:'(
[16:11:12] <DrPhil> hmmmm
[16:11:14] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> I pushed her down a well, she wouldnt let me watch the discovery channel, sais it wuld make me think to much.
[16:11:17] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> alrighty DrPhil, ur work here is done
[16:11:19] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> lol
[16:11:23] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> no
[16:11:26] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> this is too much fun
[16:11:34] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother shows LordAbhiCashRaidin a knife
[16:11:35] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> well, gtg
[16:11:36] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> this is for you
[16:11:39] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother stabs LordAbhiCashRaidin
[16:11:40] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother>
[16:11:51] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> now you won't raid anymore
[16:11:53] <DrPhil> so let me get this straight here... your family is filled with psychopathic children, cheating husbands and game addicts, and you sau that its good?
[16:11:59] <DrPhil> say*
[16:12:11] * Quits: NumberSix (mailto:RepliSam@Alpha-7BAF57CE.mn.res.rr.com) (Quit: NumberSix)
[16:12:14] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> call me a psychopath, will ya!
[16:12:18] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother stabs DrPhil
[16:12:22] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> Dont forget murderers, *Stands up *
[16:12:28] <DrPhil> sorry
[16:12:48] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> Dad
[16:12:51] <DrPhil> so let me get this straight here... your family is filled with psychopathic children, cheating murdering husbands and game addicts, and you sau that its good?
[16:12:52] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> wanna help me bury DrPhil?
[16:12:55] <DrPhil> say*
[16:12:56] <%Stats> QuickStats by mIRCStats - The most active people today: LordAbhicash: 408 lines, Kjarkur: 260, justme: 205, Gatedialer: 148, Peri: 127, Motte: 90, TripleH: 69, WhiteysGirl: 65, melanie: 56, &Replicationist: 44
[16:12:57] <%Stats> mIRCStats update for #lobby complete! See the #lobby stats: http://www.uberskilled.com/sgwstats/
[16:13:11] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> sure
[16:13:18] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother beats DrPhil with a shovel
[16:13:19] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> you
[16:13:22] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> 're dead
[16:13:24] <DrPhil> my work isnt done here
[16:13:28] * LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad reveals a sledge hammer from under the table
[16:13:28] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> lol
[16:13:30] <LordAbhiCashRaidin> well, gtg
[16:13:31] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> fine
[16:13:34] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> bye, LordAbhiCashRaidin
[16:13:43] * LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad hits DrPhil with the sledge hammer
[16:13:44] <DrPhil> wait!
[16:13:44] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> see you at dinner
[16:13:47] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> Its hammer time !
[16:13:54] <DrPhil> we havent fixed this problem yet!
[16:13:58] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> let
[16:13:59] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> 's
[16:14:01] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> get him dad!
[16:14:08] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother advances on DrPhil
[16:14:17] * DrPhil backs away slowly
[16:14:17] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> this'll teach him to not tell us how to run our family
[16:14:21] <DrPhil> now calm down
[16:14:26] <DrPhil> im only here to help
[16:14:27] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother advances faster
[16:14:30] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> lies!
[16:14:31] * DrPhil turns and runs
[16:14:35] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> communist propaganda!
[16:14:44] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother throws a net over DrPhil
[16:14:44] <DrPhil> communist?
[16:14:47] <DrPhil> thats a new one
[16:14:47] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> yes
[16:14:50] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother>
[16:14:55] <DrPhil> uh oh
[16:15:00] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother throws DrPhil and the net in the back of a truck
[16:15:03] * DrPhil struggles in the net
[16:15:08] <DrPhil> let me out!
[16:15:11] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother drives the truck to the edge of a cliff
[16:15:12] * LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad kicks the net
[16:15:13] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother gets out
[16:15:19] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother pushes the truck off of the cliff
[16:15:20] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother>
[16:15:25] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother high 5's LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad
[16:15:33] * LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad is sitll in truck dumbass, U KILL UR DAD !!1
[16:15:39] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> meh
[16:15:39] * DrPhil falls out of the open back of the truck and watches it drive over the cliff
[16:15:44] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> if you were too dumb to get out...
[16:15:50] * DrPhil rolls away very fast
[16:15:52] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> fool!
[16:15:55] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother stabs DrPhil
[16:15:58] <DrPhil> ow
[16:16:02] * DrPhil rolls faster
[16:16:10] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother steps on DrPhil
[16:16:14] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> where do you think you're goin'?
[16:16:14] * LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad uses sledgehammer as a properlor and flies to safety
[16:16:15] * DrPhil stops
[16:16:19] <DrPhil> ouch
[16:16:25] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> time to end this
[16:16:27] <DrPhil> im going to McDonalds
[16:16:31] <DrPhil> i need a coffee
[16:16:34] * LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother kills DrPhil
[16:16:39] * DrPhil dies
[16:16:39] <LordAbhiCashRaidinsDad> does any1 ere know how to do propa sigs?
[16:16:41] <LordAbhiCashRaidins_brother> ^_^
[16:16:51] * DrPhil 's body rots

Some of the most fun I've ever had in chat.

[Gatedialer]

[23:19] <WhiteysGirl> [23:18] <Gatedialer> all guys touch themselves at night
[23:19] <WhiteysGirl> [23:18] <Gatedialer> so
[23:19] <WhiteysGirl> [23:18] <Gatedialer> afk

lol

[Gatedialer]

[16:53] * Gatedialer is listening to: Kenny Chesney - She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy [04:07m/128Kbps/m4a]
[16:53] * ManiacMan thinks GD's tractor is sexy too
[16:53] <ManiacMan> mmmm tractor
[16:53] <Gatedialer> lol
[16:53] <ManiacMan> such big...wheels
[16:54] <Gatedialer> that sexy chugging along motion
[16:54] <Gatedialer> the long transmission sticks
[16:54] <ManiacMan> it's enough to make ... oh my - excuese me
[16:54] <ManiacMan> i'm gonna go...clean up
[16:54] <Gatedialer> lmao