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[quickshot84]

[11:22] <Whitey[Canada]> me in a skirt 2 years ago, with shaved legs
[11:22] <Whitey[Canada]> http://personal.uberskilled.com/images/sk1rt.jpg
[11:23] * pianomutt2000 is scared for life
[11:24] <XIZOR> you actually shaved yer legs?
[11:26] <Whitey[Canada]> me and a bunch of guys did .

[Lord-RahL]

RahL

[xr88]

O_o....zomg that is sick...

[~squishie~]

Lengthily quote

[09:12] <Esker> Well Bradman
[09:12] <quickshot84> ahh
[09:12] <quickshot84> lol
[09:12] <Bradman> yes esker?
[09:12] <Esker> i'll make you a deal
[09:12] <Bradman> ok
[09:12] <Bradman> lets hear it
[09:12] <Bradman> i like deals
[09:12] <Esker> alright
[09:12] <Esker> now listen carefully
[09:12] <Bradman> im listening
[09:12] <Bradman> ...
[09:13] <Esker> alright
[09:13] <Bradman> *cough*
[09:13] <Esker> are you REALLY listening
[09:13] <Esker> b/c i'm only going to say this once
[09:13] <Bradman> yes
[09:13] <Bradman> ok
[09:13] <Bradman> im really listening
[09:13] <Esker> ok
[09:13] <Bradman> my speakers are on full
[09:13] <Esker> No jokes now
[09:13] <Esker> I don't want to repeat myself or anything
[09:13] <Bradman> ok no prob
[09:13] <Bradman> wait
[09:13] <Bradman> 1 sec
[09:13] <Esker> Ok
[09:13] <Bradman> ill record this
[09:13] <quickshot84> lol esker :p
[09:13] <Esker> Be ready now
[09:13] <Bradman> so incase i miss it i can hear it again
[09:13] <Bradman> ok
[09:13] <Bradman> recorder is on
[09:13] <Esker> Ok
[09:13] <Esker> Good

[09:13] <Esker> Now
[09:13] <Bradman> go Esker..
[09:13] <Esker> Are you familiar
[09:13] <Bradman> yes..
[09:14] <Esker> with highways?
[09:14] <Bradman> highways esker?
[09:14] <Esker> Yes
[09:14] <Esker> Highways
[09:14] <Bradman> ahh
[09:14] <Bradman> where cars go?
[09:14] <Esker> Right
[09:14] <Bradman> and trucks
[09:14] <Bradman> yerr
[09:14] <Esker> And how fast do they go
[09:14] <Bradman> i like highways
[09:14] <Bradman> yerr
[09:14] <Bradman> really fast
[09:14] <Esker> Good
[09:14] <Bradman> like 100 km or something
[09:14] <Esker> Now
[09:14] <Bradman> yes..
[09:14] <Esker> I need you
[09:14] <Bradman> yer...
[09:14] <Esker> to go to your nearest highway
[09:14] <Bradman> wait
[09:14] <Esker> yes?
[09:14] <Bradman> you mean the one that is past dury lane?
[09:14] <Bradman> that highway
[09:14] <Bradman> the dury highway?
[09:15] <Esker> ... Sure.
[09:15] <Esker> That one
[09:15] <Bradman> but
[09:15] <Bradman> that is 100 km away from me
[09:15] <Bradman> and its the closest one..
[09:15] <Esker> Then run
[09:15] <Esker> don't take water
[09:15] <Bradman> run
[09:15] <Esker> or nourishment
[09:15] <Bradman> but that highway closed
[09:15] <Esker> just go
[09:15] <Bradman> + its raining
[09:15] <Bradman> so I dont see how i can do what you say
[09:15] <Esker> ok
[09:15] <Esker> there is
[09:15] <Esker> one other way
[09:15] <Bradman> there must be smoethig else than a highway
[09:15] <Bradman> :O
[09:15] <Bradman> yay
[09:15] <Bradman> thank god.
[09:15] <Esker> now
[09:15] <quickshot84> lmaooooooooo
[09:15] <Bradman> lets hear it...
[09:15] <Esker> Angus
[09:15] <Bradman> shss quickshot84
[09:15] <Esker> Wait
[09:15] <Esker> first
[09:15] <Esker> Do you have a car?
[09:15] <Bradman> angus isnt here
[09:16] <Bradman> No, my mum took away the car cause i didnt clean the house yesterday
[09:16] <Bradman> and im grounded
[09:16] <Esker> I see.
[09:16] <Bradman> shhh quickshot84 im listing to Esker
[09:16] <Esker> Well then
[09:16] * quickshot84 slaps Bradman around a bit with a large trout
[09:16] <Bradman> wel..
[09:16] <Esker> What about Angus
[09:16] <Bradman> SHHH
[09:16] <Esker> Does HE have a car
[09:16] <Bradman> angus?
[09:16] <Bradman> um
[09:16] <Bradman> angus is dead..
[09:16] <Esker> Good
[09:16] <Bradman> he just got hit by a car :S
[09:16] <Esker> Then we're already 1/3 of the way
[09:16] <Bradman> something about a highway
[09:16] <Bradman> ok go on..
[09:16] <Esker> Ok now
[09:16] <Bradman> yes

[09:16] <Bradman> wait
[09:16] <Bradman> 1 sec
[09:17] <Bradman> Esker can i ask a question?
[09:17] <Esker> Anything Bradman, anything
[09:17] <Bradman> your not one of those sex internet stalkers right?
[09:17] <Bradman> just have to make sure..
[09:17] <Esker> no
[09:17] <Esker> not today
[09:17] <Bradman> ok good
[09:17] <Bradman> thank good
[09:17] <Bradman> thats a load of my cheat
[09:17] <Bradman> well back to listening..
[09:17] <Esker> ok
[09:17] <Esker> Now
[09:17] <Bradman> yes..
[09:17] <Esker> In your house
[09:17] <Bradman> waii wai wai
[09:17] <Bradman> t
[09:18] <Esker> ... What is it now
[09:18] <Bradman> this doesnt involve another male does it..
[09:18] <quickshot84> -_-'
[09:18] <Esker> No
[09:18] <Bradman> cause im not up for gay men
[09:18] <Bradman> ok good..
[09:18] <Bradman> i mean
[09:18] <Bradman> i always say never say never
[09:18] <Esker> Is there anything sharp available in your house, just answer that
[09:18] <Bradman> but i feel so strongly on this
[09:18] <Bradman> um
[09:18] <Esker> very sharp
[09:18] <Bradman> no sorry..
[09:18] <Bradman> waiitt..
[09:18] <quickshot84> no knives?
[09:18] <Bradman> i think i have a pencil somewehere
[09:18] <Dr_Evil> a spoon is the sharpest thing he is allowed
[09:18] <Bradman> nah
[09:18] <quickshot84> swords?
[09:18] <Bradman> lost them
[09:18] <Bradman> the other night
[09:18] <Bradman> i got a pencil
[09:18] <Esker> ...
[09:18] <Esker> What about
[09:18] <Esker> stairs
[09:18] <Bradman> hmm
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[09:18] <Esker> ???
[09:18] <Bradman> nah
[09:19] <Bradman> ma parents
[09:19] <Bradman> are rich and lazy
[09:19] <Bradman> so we got eleivators

[09:20] <Esker> Is there a wall
[09:20] <Bradman> installed..
[09:20] <Bradman> what else?
[09:20] <Esker> a wall you could run into?
[09:20] <Esker> many times?
[09:20] <Bradman> hmmm
[09:20] <Bradman> nah
[09:20] <Bradman> i mean dont get me wrong
[09:20] <Bradman> i have a wall
[09:20] <Bradman> but it says do not touch..wet paint
[09:20] <Esker> well
[09:20] <Esker> thankfully
[09:20] <06Bradman> and i mean the sign never lies..
[09:20] * Looking up Bradman user info...
[09:20] <Esker> I do have another plan
[09:20] <Bradman> yay
[09:20] <Bradman> thanks Esker once again..
[09:20] <Esker> Anytime Bradman
[09:20] <Esker> Now
[09:20] <Esker> Listen carefully
[09:20] <Bradman> ok
[09:21] <Bradman> listeining as hard as i can
[09:21] <Esker> I need you
[09:21] <Esker> to eat your hands
[09:21] <Esker> can you do that for me?
[09:21] <Bradman> ..
[09:21] <Bradman> ur not serioous are you
[09:21] <Bradman> waiitt a sec
[09:21] <Esker> I'm afraid I am
[09:21] <Bradman> i get whats going on
[09:21] <Esker> Of course
[09:21] <Esker> this would mean
[09:21] <Esker> you cannot type
[09:21] <Esker> any longer
[09:21] <Esker> and with any luck
[09:21] <Bradman> aniubus told you that im a vegtitarian didnt he
[09:21] <Esker> you may bleed to death...
[09:21] <Bradman> and ur trying to concvert me to being a meat eater again
[09:21] <Bradman> ill tell you this, i will NEVER eat MEAT again!!!!
[09:22] <lildragon> wewt, finnaly 100% up todate on SG
[09:22] <JustMe> lol
[09:22] <lildragon>
[09:22] <Bradman> is there anything else Esker
[09:22] <Bradman> cause i think our meeting here is done
[09:22] <Dr_Evil> eat ur brain then..thats a vegetable
[09:22] <Bradman> if you have nothing else to add mr MEAT EATER!
[09:22] <Esker> It is?!
[09:22] <Esker> lmao
[09:22] <Esker> Dr_Evil
[09:22] <Bradman> GOOD DAY SIR
[09:22] * Bradman (mailto:AngusSmart@GA-18EDE44.tpgi.com.au) has left #StarGateWars
[09:22] <Esker> Thank god...
[09:22] <quickshot84> lol
[09:22] <Esker> maybe he'll die...
[09:22] <quickshot84> we can only hope

....

(Bradman being someone called hi and AngusSmart too who tried to trick us being a n00b)

[Im so pretty..o so pretty]

HHAHA that is so funny.. that is a cool quote..

nice work squishie

but i think ther is moe than that

post it

[Psi Kiya Trist]

[01:43] (Atremis): i got myself a nice new planet
[01:44] (squishie): Atremis: is it one you will be losing in 12 hours?
[01:44] (Atremis): possibly, you'll have to ask quickshot84
[01:44] (squishie): lol
[01:44] (LordBalor): I must have missed something
[01:44] (LordBalor): You folk playing musical chairs with planets?
[01:45] (squishie): LordBalor: nahh... psi just takes planets >.<
[01:45] (quickshot84): eh?!~
[01:45] (Atremis): more, i'm being a pain
[01:45] (quickshot84): what i do this time??
[01:45] (LordBalor): Ahhh kk
[01:45] (squishie): quickshot84: apprently psi stole your planet
[01:46] * quickshot84 rushes off to check his account
[01:46] (Atremis): lol
[01:46] (quickshot84): zomg
[01:46] (squishie): and you have 12 hours to claim it ... whoever its is
[01:46] (quickshot84): OMG
[01:46] (quickshot84): PSI!!
[01:46] (quickshot84): !!!!
[01:46] * Atremis giggles evilly
[01:46] (quickshot84): BAD BAD!!!!!!!1

hehe... now to wait for being massed...

^.^Psi Kiya Trist^.^

[quickshot84]

[17:12] <02Replicationist> I swear I didn't touch her, she's a girl
[17:12] <02LordBalor> o_0
[17:13] <quickshot84> O_O
[17:13] * quickshot84 watches as Repli comes outa the closet




[17:15] <09Graveyard> anyways, back to washing my mouth out with salt water
[17:15] <quickshot84> O_o
[17:15] <quickshot84> why Cem?
[17:15] <09Graveyard> canker sores
[17:15] <quickshot84>
[17:15] <quickshot84> have funn..
[17:15] <09Graveyard> all along my lower lip
[17:15] <02LordBalor> ouchie
[17:15] <09Graveyard> the bad part is, when I wash my mouth with Salt water, there is no burning...
[17:15] <quickshot84> ...
[17:15] <quickshot84> STI!
[17:16] * quickshot84 points at Cem and gasps!

[Psi Kiya Trist]

[03:03] *** quickshot84 (mailto:shooting@police.but.only.when.th ... e.who.i.am) Quit (Quit: because Atremis is a n000000000000000000000000000000b)
[03:03] *** Ferra[Alpha] (mailto:Gundam8888@GA-9BA14923.prvdri.east.verizon.net) has joined #stargatewars
[03:03] (Atremis): lol
[03:04] * Ferra[Alpha] gives Crusher a beer
[03:04] * squishie cuddles JustMe and disappears
[03:04] *** Ch4nn3lB0t sets mode: +v Ferra[Alpha]
[03:04] *** squishie (mailto:supersquis@GA-81B624D5.range86-1 ... alplus.com) Quit (Quit: yes... atremis is a big n00000b)

hehe...

~_+Atremis+_~

[quickshot84]

[03:03] *** quickshot84 (mailto:shooting@police.but.only.when.th ... e.who.i.am) Quit (Quit: because Atremis is a n000000000000000000000000000000b)
[03:03] *** Ferra[Alpha] (mailto:Gundam8888@GA-9BA14923.prvdri.east.verizon.net) has joined #stargatewars
[03:03] (Atremis): lol
[03:04] * Ferra[Alpha] gives Crusher a beer
[03:04] * squishie cuddles JustMe and disappears
[03:04] *** Ch4nn3lB0t sets mode: +v Ferra[Alpha]
[03:04] *** squishie (mailto:supersquis@GA-81B624D5.range86-1 ... alplus.com) Quit (Quit: yes... atremis is a big n00000b)

hehe...

~_+Atremis+_~

hehe *covers mouth and giggles* :p

[quickshot84]

[21:47] <Dr_Evil> Almost half of the UK's students take on part-time work in term-time, earning £2.3bn a year, a study suggests. <-- damn thats more than i would earn in a lifetime of fulltime employment where do they work?



[21:48] <02squishie> Rolz14: you wouldnt dare do anything to my mIRC
[21:48] <Rolz14> holy crap
[21:48] <Rolz14> lol
[21:48] <Rolz14>
[21:48] <Rolz14> o
[21:48] <Rolz14> really
[21:48] <02squishie> lol
[21:48] <homer> lol
[21:48] <02squishie> i just go t a ping back >.<
[21:48] <homer> get em rolz
[21:48] * squishie (mailto:supersquis@GA-81B624D5.range86-1 ... alplus.com) Quit (Client exited)
[21:48] <homer> nvm u allready did :p
[21:49] <Rolz14> rofl
[21:49] <Rolz14> i think thats owned
[21:49] <Rolz14> :p
[21:49] <Nuto_vixen> Rolz14, you nasty pasty



[22:02] <Nuto_vixen> I've never referred to online friends as e-friends
[22:02] <Nuto_vixen> or e-anuything
[22:02] <02Replicationist> haha
[22:02] <02Replicationist> but they're pocket sized
[22:02] <Nuto_vixen> "oh, just listening to my e-music and playing my e-games"
[22:02] <02Replicationist> and they fit on a screen
[22:02] <02Replicationist> you don't have to fight with them
[22:02] <02Replicationist> you just minimise them
[22:02] <02Replicationist> what more could you ask for
[22:02] <quickshot84|AFK> a life?!
[22:02] <02Replicationist> hush
[22:02] <wacky> lol
[22:02] <Nuto_vixen> lol

[Nuto vixen]

[17:12:33] <Sendohisaki> quicky: Quick, propose to Nuto
[17:12:36] <Nuto_vixen> too many randoms on my msn list
[17:12:38] <LordBalor> ^_^
[17:12:45] <Nuto_vixen> make it 6!
[17:12:47] <quickshot84> Miss Nuto_vixen, will you marry me?
[17:12:50] <Nuto_vixen> come on lucky 6
[17:12:56] <Sendohisaki> 7 is the lucky one
[17:12:57] <Nuto_vixen> nice, 6 it is
[17:12:58] <quickshot84> happy Shini?
[17:13:17] <Sendohisaki> hey, you can't accept his marriage proposal, now I can't propose!
[17:13:18] <Nuto_vixen> quickshot84, I reached 6 propositions today
[17:13:22] <quickshot84> lol
[17:13:30] <Nuto_vixen> Oh, I didn't accept it
[17:13:33] <Nuto_vixen> but it counts
[17:13:34] <Sendohisaki> and I spent all of 2 minutes thinking of mine!
[17:13:36] <Sendohisaki> oh good
[17:13:40] <Canti> =/
[17:13:41] * Sendohisaki gets on one knee
[17:13:42] <quickshot84> well for a strapping young lady like urself, im not suprised
[17:13:45] <Sendohisaki> Nuto, will you do me the honor of accepting my marriage proposal, there is no one for me but you, your eyes can stop the sun have entranced my heart, Marry me?
[17:13:49] <Canti> 397 contacts on my MSN list =/
[17:13:52] <quickshot84> LOL
[17:13:58] <LordBalor>

______________________________
Most Likely to get proposed to on SGW's IRC: Nuto vixen

[Kaizoku_Vaizard]

I still don't say that was quote worthy.

[drnine]

[11:22] <Whitey[Canada]> me in a skirt 2 years ago, with shaved legs
[11:22] <Whitey[Canada]> http://personal.uberskilled.com/images/sk1rt.jpg
[11:23] * pianomutt2000 is scared for life
[11:24] <XIZOR> you actually shaved yer legs?
[11:26] <Whitey[Canada]> me and a bunch of guys did .

That is odd

[quickshot84]

--removed by myself cuzz wasnt really...appropriate...--

[D3str0y3r]

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