SGW Chat Quotes!

[Gatedialer]

[21:52] <Ares> I spy with my all seeing eye
[21:52] <Ares> something green
[21:52] <Ares> what is it
[21:53] <Gatedialer> taco bell beef!
[21:53] <Ares> you win!

[quickshot84]

[21:25] <02trigger_mike> not if ones over 18 and the other isnt
[21:25] <02trigger_mike> is stautory rapeape
[21:25] <quickshot84> :\
[21:25] <02trigger_mike> or how ever its speltpelt
[21:25] <quickshot84> err...
[21:26] <quickshot84> this is the point where i run away and never be seen again...

[*zesh*]

[5:04pm] <14Ishmayeck> I haven't been so disturbed since the last time I dreamt of that horse that way
[5:04pm] <14Ishmayeck> tell me am I insane?
[5:04pm] <14Ishmayeck> 0_0
[5:04pm] <14JOS> yes Ishy
[5:04pm] <14Ishmayeck> WHAT?! did I scare everyone away now?
[5:04pm] <14JOS> you are insane
[5:04pm] <04zesh> OMG ISHY
[5:04pm] <14JOS> thats why we love you
[5:04pm] <14Ishmayeck> thank you
[5:04pm] <14Ishmayeck>
[5:04pm] <12~Whitey> not me
[5:04pm] <14Ishmayeck> lol
[5:04pm] <14Ishmayeck> I know
[5:04pm] <04zesh> lol
[5:05pm] <04zesh> ishy what were u 'doing' with this horse
[5:05pm] <14Ishmayeck> um
[5:05pm] <14Ishmayeck> forget i mentioned it
[5:05pm] <04zesh> me is almost frightened to ask
[5:05pm] <14Ishmayeck> I*
[5:05pm] <14Ishmayeck> damn shift key
[5:05pm] <04zesh> omg
[5:05pm] <14Acheron> better now
[5:05pm] <14Ishmayeck> really I need to get some help
[5:05pm] * zesh doesnt look at ishy ever again
[5:05pm] <14Ishmayeck> but I won't
[5:05pm] <14Ishmayeck> it costs too much
[5:05pm] <14Ishmayeck> I'll wait for the men in white coats to come take me
[5:05pm] <14Ishmayeck> then free help
[5:05pm] <14Ishmayeck>

[*zesh*]

[9:11pm] <14Ishmayeck> I've lived without attention for 8 years
[9:11pm] <14Ishmayeck> noone in miles except the neighbor
[9:11pm] <06+Gatedialer> lol
[9:11pm] <14Ishmayeck> I had to kill him though
[9:11pm] <14Ishmayeck>
[9:11pm] <04zesh[n00b_hunter]> lol
[9:12pm] <14Ishmayeck> he got in my way of harvesting his cows... he was such a sweet soul
[9:12pm] D3str0y3r «D3stroy3r@GA-969C6FBC.loves-nika.be» has Quit iRC (Ping timeout11)
[9:12pm] <14Ishmayeck> but that's behind me now...
[9:12pm] <14Ishmayeck> now the new neighbors pretend they don't see me using their bailer to harvest their cows.
[9:12pm] <14Ishmayeck> they're pretty smart that way...
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[9:13pm] <14Ishmayeck> lol
[9:14pm] <14Ishmayeck> COME ON somebody say something!
[9:14pm] <14Ishmayeck> my oddness scared everyone away agan
[9:16pm] <14Ishmayeck> :'(
[9:16pm] <04zesh[n00b_hunter]> lol
[9:16pm] <04zesh[n00b_hunter]> there we go
[9:16pm] <04zesh[n00b_hunter]> ishy its true
[9:16pm] <04zesh[n00b_hunter]> ur scary
[9:16pm] <04zesh[n00b_hunter]> more so then Bastet

[Bastet]

I resent that statement, I am soooo more scary then Ishy

[drnine]

I dont think she is

[Rienna]

<demondim> WTH is <3
<Rienna> it's a sideways heart
<Rienna> duh
<demondim> and WHY
<Rienna> means "love"
<quickshot84> i gotta think of somethin to write on my friends card
<quickshot84> for his 18th
<demondim> omg i see it now
<demondim> just
<demondim> bearly
<Rienna> omg demondim is a n00b now
<quickshot84> lol
<Rienna> I mean
<Rienna> what?
* quickshot84 sets mode +n00b demondim
<JOS> lol
<demondim> * demondim is n00b but still happy

[Rienna]

*** quickshot84 has been kicked by Dr_Evil (Illegal word or Nick detected)
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*** peer sets mode +v on quickshot84
<Kaiser{Balor}> lol
<quickshot84> aww comeon
<Kaiser{Balor}> n00b
<trigger_mike> ur just jealous
* Rienna pulls quick back into the bed
* quickshot84 is pulled
<Ferra> The Clash - London Calling
<quickshot84> O_o
<quickshot84> waaaaait...
<Rienna> LOL!
<quickshot84> that looks...err...
<quickshot84> >.<
<Rienna> OMGO M@##
<Kaiser{Balor}>
* Rienna laughs and snuggles quickshot
<Kaiser{Balor}> Rie!
<Kaiser{Balor}> How could you
<quickshot84> lmao
<trigger_mike>
<Rienna> sick minds! all of you!
* Kaiser{Balor} isn't talking to Rienna again

[*zesh*]

[6:01pm] <Ishmayeck> there is a bank and 2 cops in town
[6:01pm] <Ishmayeck> ;0
[6:01pm] <Ishmayeck>
[6:01pm] * Ishmayeck lives in a settlement -_-
[6:01pm] <Acheron> just "borrow" a tank from the military and use it to rob the bank

[6:01pm] <Ishmayeck> I doubt they even have more than a few hundred bucks :'(
[6:01pm] <Ishmayeck> ooh
[6:01pm] <Ishmayeck> nice
[6:02pm] <Ishmayeck> there's a tank somewhere in an exhibit...
[6:02pm] <Acheron> ok
[6:02pm] <Acheron> maybe i played GTASA a bit too much
[6:02pm] <Ishmayeck> and in Russia there were old tanks abandoned on the side of
the road
[6:02pm] <Ishmayeck> good times :')
[6:02pm] <Raikonnen> In Soveit Russian, you didnt rob banks, banks rob YOU
[6:02pm] <Ishmayeck> same as here then
[6:02pm] * Ishmayeck nukes the banks
[6:03pm] <Ishmayeck> banks are EVIL!!!

[quickshot84]

[04:42:13] * SGW_Guest039 is now known as quiioockshot884
[04:42:16] <quiioockshot884> arrara\
[04:42:21] <quiioockshot884> :\
[04:42:25] <+trigger_mike> lol
[04:42:27] * quiioockshot884 is now known as quickshot8444
[04:42:30] <+trigger_mike> hey quicky
[04:42:31] <quickshot8444> ahah
[04:42:35] * quickshot8444 is now known as quiuckshot894
[04:42:37] <quiuckshot894> omg
[04:42:37] <quiuckshot894> ..
[04:42:42] <quiuckshot894> iiiiim seriouslla
[04:42:42] <+trigger_mike> danm drunk
[04:43:07] <quiuckshot894> i cant change
[04:43:09] <+trigger_mike> lucky i know ur IP
[04:43:11] <quiuckshot894> gelep
[04:43:13] <quiuckshot894> :;
[04:43:17] <quiuckshot894> of
[04:43:19] <+trigger_mike> otherwise id say u were an imposter
[04:43:20] <quiuckshot894> rrrot
[04:43:21] <quiuckshot894> smajk
[04:43:23] <quiuckshot894> >>,
[04:43:27] <quiuckshot894> i at rriends
[04:43:31] <Dream_Police> lol
[04:43:42] <quiuckshot894> harro
[04:43:50] <quiuckshot894> i am a girk
[04:43:53] <quiuckshot894> girl*
[04:43:54] <quiuckshot894> now
[04:44:01] <quiuckshot894> tim cant type
[04:44:02] <+trigger_mike> o.0
[04:44:05] <+trigger_mike> ahhh
[04:44:13] <quiuckshot894> negro
[04:44:17] * quiuckshot894 is now known as quickshot84
[04:44:24] * peer sets mode: +v quickshot84
[04:44:27] <+quickshot84> !
[04:44:27] <+trigger_mike> lol
[04:44:29] <+quickshot84> yay
[04:44:32] <+quickshot84> ok\tim ack
[04:44:34] <+quickshot84> arhh
[04:44:44] <+trigger_mike> tim = drunken mess
[04:44:49] <+quickshot84> hah they play SOAS
[04:44:50] <+quickshot84> SOA
[04:44:52] <+quickshot84> ah
[04:44:55] <+quickshot84> SOAD&
[04:45:06] <+quickshot84> hahahah
[04:45:09] <+quickshot84> aahhh ok
[04:45:13] * Quits: &homer
[04:45:15] <+quickshot84> im seriously like **Filtered**
[04:45:16] * quickshot84 was kicked by WhiteysGirl` (Swearing/masking
is not allowed in here. [1436])

[04:45:30] * Joins: quickshot84
(mailto:shooting@police.but.only.when.th ... e.who.i.am)
[04:45:30] * peer sets mode: +v quickshot84
[04:45:33] <+quickshot84> whopsps
[04:45:37] <+quickshot84> :\
[04:45:44] <+quickshot84> tis keepy boardasd is werid
[04:45:50] <+quickshot84> ZOMG
[04:45:51] <+quickshot84> SKA
[04:45:53] <+quickshot84> bbl
[04:45:54] <+quickshot84> ayha
[04:46:01] <+quickshot84> iiiiim stuffed
[04:46:07] <+quickshot84> hbeayae byw
[04:46:11] <+quickshot84> ahah
[04:46:14] <+quickshot84> byeee* miieks
[04:46:17] <+quickshot84> lol
[04:46:18] * Quits: +quickshot84
(mailto:shooting@police.but.only.when.th ... e.who.i.am) (Quit: quickshot84)



thanks to Cait for the logs....

this is a warning...dont come onto mIRC or IRC drunk...this was about half way thru my mates 18th.... nevermore.... >.<

there was more later i think :\ but really cant remember...

[Rienna]

<quickshot84> Rie - google's comin u with nothin
<Rienna> my fav is one of zi with his heart ripped out on the floor saying "look. my heart is beating for you"
<quickshot84> err.
<quickshot84> my eyes have been soiled
<quickshot84> http://images.google.com.au/images?q=po ... a=N&tab=wi
<DrNine> nasty
<quickshot84> :S
<Rienna> wth is that quicky?
<quickshot84> Rie - you have a link to the site?
<Rienna> I said to google "pon and zi"
<DrNine> lol
<Rienna> not dog porn
<quickshot84> ohhhhh.
<quickshot84> >.<
<quickshot84> mybad
<quickshot84> well..
<quickshot84> thers somethin for ur collection
<CommanderTyr> LOL fool

[trigger_mike]

<homer> a guy was going to shoot someone over a tickle me elmo doll
<trigger_mike> 0.o
<trigger_mike> what?
<homer> they had to call the cops
<trigger_mike> oh best story from work
<trigger_mike> i work at cash converters, a pawn brokers
<homer> ok
<trigger_mike> this really tuff lookin guy came in, leather jacket, tats the works
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<trigger_mike> wants to sell his VCR, plug it in to sell it and out pops man on man porn
<trigger_mike> "hungry for leather"
<trigger_mike> lmao
<homer> lmao
<homer> nopw u know why he was wearing leather :p
<trigger_mike> yeh
<trigger_mike> it was hilarious
<homer> was he still in the store when the tape came out ?
<lysander>
<trigger_mike> no, unfortunately
<homer> lol
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<homer> those are the moments when u want to crawl in a hole and die

[*zesh*]

rofl





[8:18pm] <Ishmayeck> I haven't turned off IRC for more than an hour for weeks
[8:18pm] <lysander> ishy got no life
[8:18pm] <Ishmayeck> nope
[8:18pm] <Respenus> I have no life
[8:18pm] <Respenus> but I play flash games instead

[Gatedialer]

Super long quote.

[23:02] * Ishmayeck is now known as Ballagirb
[23:02] <Ballagirb>
[23:02] <Balladbird> damn u
[23:02] <Ballagirb> yes
[23:02] <Ballagirb> I'll reg it too :FD
[23:02] <Ballagirb> *
[23:02] <Balladbird> lol
[23:02] * Ferra humps lildragon
[23:02] <Balladbird> go for it
[23:02] <Ferra> register it
[23:03] <Balladbird> lol
[23:03] <Ballagirb> yeah
[23:03] <Ferra> no balls
[23:03] <Ferra> NO BALLS
[23:03] <Balladbird> how do u register again?
[23:03] <Gatedialer> [23:01] <Balladbird> hopefully i can use it on the lesbians on my block <<< ???
[23:03] <Gatedialer> no
[23:03] <Ballagirb> done
[23:03] <Gatedialer> use it on the homosexual guys
[23:03] <Ballagirb> lol
[23:03] <Balladbird> dude
[23:03] <Balladbird> i want to make em straight
[23:03] <Ferra> nice Ballagirb
[23:03] <Balladbird> 3 way
[23:03] <Ballagirb> what
[23:03] <Ballagirb> no
[23:03] <Ballagirb> nooooo
[23:03] <Gatedialer> let the lesbians make videos
[23:03] <ododd> this is gonna get confusing
[23:03] <Ballagirb> one way!
[23:03] <Balladbird> lol
[23:03] <Ballagirb> lol
[23:03] <Balladbird> this is cool
[23:03] <Ballagirb> olo
[23:03] <Ballagirb>
[23:03] <Balladbird> its my idiot alter ego...ballagirb
[23:03] * Gatedialer is now known as Balladbirb
[23:03] <Ballagirb> yeah
[23:03] <Balladbirb> mwahahaha
[23:03] <Ballagirb>
[23:03] <Balladbird> damn it
[23:03] <Balladbirb> lol
[23:04] <Ballagirb> I'm idiot
[23:04] <Balladbird> lol
[23:04] <Balladbird> ahahaha
[23:04] <Balladbird> dude
[23:04] <Ballagirb> I stooooooopeed
[23:04] <Balladbird> this is screwed up
[23:04] <Balladbirb> impossible to decyper
[23:04] <Ballagirb> I st000000peed
[23:04] <Ballagirb>
[23:04] <Balladbird> lol
[23:04] <Balladbird>
[23:04] <Balladbirb> lol
[23:04] <Ballagirb> lol
[23:04] <Ballagirb> olo
[23:04] <Ballagirb> lol
[23:04] <Balladbirb> spam!
[23:04] <Balladbird> watch me get banned for spam
[23:04] <Ballagirb> no
[23:04] <Balladbird> lol
[23:04] <Ballagirb>
[23:04] <Balladbirb> lol
[23:04] <Balladbird> we arent spamming
[23:04] <Ballagirb> nope
[23:04] <Balladbirb> nope
[23:04] <Balladbird> but if i get banned
[23:04] <Balladbirb> just typeing
[23:04] <Balladbirb> in nicks
[23:04] <Balladbird> heads will roll
[23:04] <Balladbirb> that look alike
[23:04] <Ballagirb> yeah
[23:04] <Balladbirb> lol
[23:04] <Ballagirb> lol
[23:04] <quickshot84> O_o
[23:04] <Balladbirb> brb
[23:04] <Ballagirb>
[23:04] <quickshot84> so confusing >.<
[23:04] <Balladbird> i know
[23:04] <Ballagirb> sure ya will!
[23:04] <Balladbird> lol
[23:04] <Ballagirb>
[23:05] <Ballagirb> just for the record I'm Ishy
[23:05] <Balladbirb> lol
[23:05] <Ballagirb> and I'm Gatedialer
[23:05] <Balladbird> im the reAL bb
[23:05] <Balladbirb> i'm balladbird
[23:05] <Balladbird> xEM
[23:05] <Ballagirb> and I'm balladbird
[23:05] <Ballagirb> no I'm balladbird
[23:05] <Balladbird> dude
[23:05] <Balladbird> IM BALLADBIRD
[23:05] * Balladbird was kicked by MarkViduka (Turn caps lock OFF!)
[23:05] * Balladbird (mailto:Balladbird@Host.has.been.edited.net) has joined #StarGateWars
[23:05] <Balladbird> lol
[23:05] <Ballagirb> you're my idiot alter ego
[23:05] <Balladbirb> no you arnt!
[23:05] <Balladbirb> i am
[23:05] <Ballagirb> yes you are
[23:05] <Balladbird> i rule
[23:05] <Ballagirb> no I am
[23:05] <Ballagirb> I do!
[23:05] <Balladbirb> someone has to post this as a quote
[23:05] <Balladbirb>
[23:05] <Ballagirb> oh right you rule me Commander
[23:05] <Balladbird> i know
[23:05] <Balladbird> lol
[23:05] <Balladbirb> yes
[23:05] <Balladbird> some1 do it
[23:05] <Ballagirb> yep
[23:05] <Ballagirb> you do it
[23:05] <Balladbird> proof of me not spamming
[23:06] <Ballagirb> I'm busy
[23:06] * quickshot84 is now known as Balladchik
[23:06] <Balladbirb> no you!
[23:06] <Ballagirb> lol
[23:06] <Balladbirb> NOOOOOOOOOO
[23:06] * You were kicked by MarkViduka (Turn caps lock OFF!)
[23:06] <Balladchik> shush!
[23:06] <Balladbirb> ruined
[23:06] <Balladbird> omg
[23:06] <Balladbird> too many
[23:06] <Balladchik> ppsht
[23:06] <Balladbird> lol
[23:06] * Ballagirb humps Balladchik
[23:06] <Balladchik> ur ruined
[23:06] <Ballagirb> yay
[23:06] * Balladbirb taps Balladchik
[23:06] * Balladbird humps Balladchik
[23:06] <Balladbird> nice
[23:06] <Ballagirb> :O
[23:06] <Ballagirb> lol
[23:06] <Balladbird> id tap that
[23:06] <Ballagirb> noooo
[23:06] <Ballagirb> me too
[23:06] <Balladbirb> same here
[23:06] <Ballagirb> h\
[23:06] <Ballagirb> yeah
[23:06] <Balladbird> a chik with my name
[23:06] <Ballagirb> *
[23:06] <Ballagirb> nooo
[23:06] <Balladbird> is that weird?
[23:06] <Balladbirb> lol
[23:06] <Ballagirb> nope
[23:06] <Balladbird> hmmm
[23:06] <Ballagirb> yeah
[23:06] <Balladbirb> its like taping your mother
[23:06] <Balladbird> like sam carter
[23:06] <Balladbirb> only sexier
[23:06] <Balladbird> if ur name was sam
[23:06] <Ballagirb> coooooool
[23:06] <Balladbird> lol
[23:06] <Ballagirb> yeah
[23:06] <Balladbird> taping or tapping?
[23:07] <Balladbirb> both i guess
[23:07] <Ballagirb> that opens up many new thoughts 0_0
[23:07] <Balladbird> amanda tapping getting tapped and taped by GD?
[23:07] <Ballagirb> no
[23:07] <Ballagirb> by Ishy
[23:07] <Balladbird> lol
[23:07] <Balladbirb> in soviet russia, Amanda taps YOU!!!
[23:07] <Ballagirb> you're Ishy you idiot
[23:07] <Ballagirb> Ishmayeck shut up!
[23:07] <Balladbird> lol
[23:07] <Balladbird> HAHAHAHAH
[23:07] * Balladbird was kicked by MarkViduka (Turn caps lock OFF!)
[23:07] <Balladbirb> lol
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[23:07] <Ballagirb>
[23:07] <Ballagirb> PWNT
[23:07] <Balladbird> who is markviduka
[23:07] <Balladbirb> this is so great
[23:07] <Balladbird> ares?
[23:07] <Ballagirb> no idea
[23:07] <Balladbirb> bot
[23:07] <Ballagirb> nooo
[23:07] <Ballagirb> peer?
[23:07] <Balladbird> ooo
[23:07] * Balladbirb bangs the bot
[23:07] <Balladbirb> kind of
[23:07] <Ballagirb> peer is in disguise
[23:07] <Balladbird> lol
[23:08] <Balladbirb> ok ishmayeck
[23:08] <Ballagirb> I can see through it
[23:08] <Balladbirb> you are in charge of quoting this
[23:08] <Ballagirb> no I'm quickie
[23:08] <Balladbird> yea
[23:08] <Balladbird> u do it
[23:08] <Balladbird> no ur not
[23:08] <Balladchik> O_o
[23:08] <Balladbirb> i've got to go to bed in a few
[23:08] <Balladchik> ppsht
[23:08] <Balladbird> balladchik is QS84
[23:08] <Balladchik> ur all nuts
[23:08] <Balladchik> -_-
[23:08] <Balladchik> lies
[23:08] <Balladbirb> and tap amanda
[23:08] <Balladbird> me 2
[23:08] <Ballagirb> brb
[23:08] <Balladbird> gotta take a shower
[23:08] <Balladbird> with ms tapping
[23:08] <Balladbird> and lexa doig
[23:08] <Balladbird> HOT
[23:08] <Balladbirb> lol
[23:09] <Balladbirb> Teryl Rothery and AT
[23:09] <Balladbird> dude TR is old
[23:09] <Balladbird> but shed look good in a nurse outfit
[23:09] <Balladbirb> no
[23:09] <Balladbirb> lol
[23:09] <Balladbird> OR FRENCH maid
[23:09] * Balladbird was kicked by MarkViduka (Turn caps lock OFF!)
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[23:09] <Balladbirb> i hate this god damn bot
[23:09] <Balladbird> markvidua
[23:09] * Bastet (mailto:StarGate83@GA-9496526C.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #StarGateWars
[23:09] <Balladbird> is annoying
[23:09] <Balladbird> w00t
[23:09] <Balladbirb> hey Bastet!
[23:09] <Balladchik> ur a bot
[23:09] <Balladbird> hi bastet
[23:09] <Balladbird> lol
[23:09] <Balladchik> hiiiy Bastet
[23:10] <Balladbird> we are clones
[23:10] <Balladbirb> all clones
[23:10] <Bastet> hey just a general question but has there actualy been a furling in the show?
[23:10] <Balladbird> of the true Xem
[23:10] <Balladbirb> NO
[23:10] <Balladbird> no
[23:10] <Bastet> hey Ballad
[23:10] <Balladchik> http://myspace-011.vo.llnwd.net/01217/1 ... 6011_l.jpg
[23:10] <Balladbirb> no furlings
[23:10] <Balladchik> my shirt so far
[23:10] <Balladchik> gettin it signed more 2mozz :p
[23:10] * Balladchik is now known as quickshot84
[23:10] <Balladbird> many many many Ballads....more of a chorus than a ballad in fact
[23:10] <Balladbirb> lol
[23:10] <Balladbirb> noooooooooo
[23:10] <Balladbirb> Bastet!
[23:10] <Balladbirb> you take balladchik
[23:10] <Bastet> go away brandon
[23:10] <quickshot84> LOL
[23:10] <Balladbirb> im not brandon
[23:10] * Ferra hugs Bastet
[23:11] <Balladbirb> this is balladbird
[23:11] <Ballagirb> I'm back
[23:11] <Balladbird> no i am
[23:11] <Ballagirb> that was a nice shower!
[23:11] <Balladbirb> noooo
[23:11] <Balladbird> look at my name
[23:11] <Balladbirb> i am
[23:11] <Ballagirb> shut up
[23:11] <Balladbird> im spartacus
[23:11] <Balladbirb> ...
[23:11] <Balladbirb> no you arnt!
[23:11] <Bastet> Balladbirb= Brandon Keim
[23:11] <Balladbird> im rick james **Filtered**
[23:11] * Balladbird was kicked by MarkViduka (Watch your language!)
[23:11] <Arashi-> look it's Balladbirb and a bald bird
[23:11] * Balladbird (mailto:Balladbird@sssfsfsf.com) has joined #StarGateWars
[23:11] <Balladbirb> lol
[23:11] <Balladbirb> okay
[23:11] <Balladbirb> g2g
[23:11] <Balladbirb> bed
[23:11] <Balladbird> Does Balladbird have to choke a **Filtered**?
[23:11] * MarkViduka sets mode: +b *!*@sfasfaglajasdf.net
[23:11] * Balladbird was kicked by Cait (Swearing/masking is not allowed in here. [1482])

[Balladbird]

W00t i have fans!