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[motte]

[8:59pm] <+Gatedialer> jammed my 3rd finger on my left hand
[8:59pm] <+Gatedialer> its so swollen
[8:59pm] <%Motte> lol
[8:59pm] <&Brigon> ...
[8:59pm] <&Brigon> bad bad motte
[8:59pm] <%Motte> did you put it too deep in your ass?
[8:59pm] <%Motte>
[8:59pm] <+Gatedialer> yes

[Gatedialer]

[21:03] <Belatu> oh.. wait.. was thinking of erm.. Shania Twain.. sorry
[21:03] <Balladbird> lol
[21:03] <Balladbird> big difference
[21:03] <Belatu> now she's hawt and can sing
[21:03] <homer> omg i would eat the corn out of her crap :p
[21:03] <Balladbird> .........
[21:03] <Gatedialer> um...
[21:03] <Balladbird> quote that GD
[21:03] <Balladbird> for the world to read
[21:03] <homer> so be it

[TigerGirl]

[20:37:15] <%WhiteysGirl> hmmmm, i sense Crusher
[20:37:16] * Joins: Crusher (mailto:You@GA-897886B2.ispone.net.au)
[20:37:17] * peer sets mode: +o Crusher
[20:37:27] <%WhiteysGirl> i'm psychic
[20:37:32] <+Ishmayeck> yeah
[20:37:36] <HMMurdock> pyscho!
[20:37:38] <+Ishmayeck> I won't even comment on that
[20:37:40] <RealGateHead> lol
[20:37:45] <+Ishmayeck> you clearly have ties with the Daleks
[20:37:56] <RealGateHead> what are the Daleks?
[20:38:00] <+Ishmayeck> 0_0
[20:38:10] <@Replicationist> that is scary cait
[20:38:15] * %WhiteysGirl winks

[Crusher]

[20:37:15] <%WhiteysGirl> hmmmm, i sense Crusher
[20:37:16] * Joins: Crusher (mailto:You@GA-897886B2.ispone.net.au)
[20:37:17] * peer sets mode: +o Crusher
[20:37:27] <%WhiteysGirl> i'm psychic
[20:37:32] <+Ishmayeck> yeah
[20:37:36] <HMMurdock> pyscho!
[20:37:38] <+Ishmayeck> I won't even comment on that
[20:37:40] <RealGateHead> lol
[20:37:45] <+Ishmayeck> you clearly have ties with the Daleks
[20:37:56] <RealGateHead> what are the Daleks?
[20:38:00] <+Ishmayeck> 0_0
[20:38:10] <@Replicationist> that is scary cait
[20:38:15] * %WhiteysGirl winks

Lol. Best timing ever

*high five*

[TigerGirl]

Lol, why thank you.

*returns high five*


Comes from years of honing my psychic abilities.

[quickshot84]

[18:03:04] * SGW_Guest066 is now known as TheDragonReborn
[18:03:31] <TheDragonReborn> hi
[18:11:28] <TheDragonReborn> hello
[18:13:58] <goodie> hello
[18:14:13] <TheDragonReborn> hi
[18:14:33] <TheDragonReborn> anyone else here talk?
[18:15:02] * TheDragonReborn kills all noobs
[18:15:31] <quickshot84> kill yourself then...?
[18:15:40] * TheDragonReborn (mailto:SGW_Guest0@GA-629D1A84.dial1.dallas1.level3.net) Quit (Quit: TheDragonReborn)
[18:15:45] <02LordBalor> LOL
[18:15:45] <quickshot84> ...

[quickshot84]

[11:56:09] <Gatedialer> Ishmayeck!
[11:56:11] <Gatedialer> help!
[11:56:17] <Ishmayeck> apt-get upgrade*
[11:56:17] <Gatedialer> they're making fun of me!
[11:56:21] <Ishmayeck> what?
[11:56:25] <Ishmayeck> nooooo
[11:56:37] <Ishmayeck> is it because of your anal earphones?
[11:56:46] <Kittie> o.o
[12:03:24] <Brigon> anal earphones? wouldnt you only need one?
[12:03:28] <Ishmayeck> nope
[12:03:48] <12Ferra> lol
[12:03:50] <Ishmayeck> Gatedialer has 2 asses
[12:03:58] <Gatedialer> yes
[12:03:59] <Ishmayeck> come to think of it I do too.... 0_0
[12:04:04] <Gatedialer> thats why i'm more of an **Filtered**
[12:04:05] * Gatedialer was kicked by Dr_Evil^AFK (Illegal word or Nick detected)

[trigger_mike]

* Graveyard goes to bed
* quickshot84 tucks Graveyard in
<trigger_mike> lol
* Graveyard wonders why he is doing so many /mes
<trigger_mike> bye cem
* Graveyard pulls quicky into bed with him
<quickshot84> oo
* quickshot84 comes
<quickshot84> err..
<quickshot84> goes*
<trigger_mike> lmao
* Graveyard hands quicky a tissue
<quickshot84> :$
<trigger_mike> well the rumour bout ur name is true
<Graveyard> known that for a while...

Well the ruours about quicky are true

[TitaniaX]

[17:36] * wacky farts silently
[17:36] <Ferra> O_o
[17:37] <Ferra> ...
[17:40] * TitaniaX dies
[17:41] * Cait puts on a gas mask
[17:41] * Ferra gives TitaniaX cpr
[17:41] * wacky smells like roses
[17:41] * TitaniaX is revived
[17:41] <TitaniaX> ferra you do know that tongue is not usually used in cpr right?
[17:41] <wacky> masterbation time come on!
[17:42] <Ferra> :p sorry i sliped
[17:42] <TitaniaX> its ok i dont mind
[17:43] * Cait gives Tita Ferra's kind of CPR
[17:43] <Ferra>
[17:43] <TitaniaX> mmmm
[17:43] <TitaniaX> i like cpr



[18:08] * wacky is back from Work. I was gone for 15hrs 7mins —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
[18:09] * wacky is AFK, showering with ares —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
[18:09] <Ares> no thanks
[18:09] <Ares> already showered today
[18:09] <wacky> so sex only then?
[18:09] <Ares> have sex with your wife
[18:09] <TitaniaX> wow
[18:09] <wacky> she isn't here
[18:09] <TitaniaX> hehe
[18:10] <Ares> then stalk homer
[18:10] <wacky> he is loose
[18:10] <Ferra> wacky talk about NK then he will have sex
[18:10] * wacky is AFK, showering with ares. Gone now for:«1min» (Pager is On, /ctcp wacky Page <message>) —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
[18:10] <wacky> u think we will nuke nk
[18:10] <wacky> pillow talk
[18:10] <Ares> no
[18:10] <Ferra> thats what Gatedialers does to get him in bed
[18:10] <TitaniaX> lol
[18:10] * Ferra was kicked by Ares (ok your pissing me off )
[18:10] * Ferra has joined #StarGateWars
[18:10] * peer sets mode: +v Ferra

I would post the liquid latex convo but im sure it isnt approrpriate for the forums

[Rienna]

* Rienna laughs and pulls trigger_mike under the covers with crusher and goes back to snuggling
<Rienna> wow
<Rienna> you know
<homer>
<Rienna> typing that line, it occured to me
<homer> mike and crusher
<Rienna> I might be a **Filtered**
<trigger_mike>
<quickshot84> yes
<quickshot84> yesu are
<trigger_mike> lmao
<homer> is that a bad thing ?
<Crusher>
<Crusher> lol
<homer> not a **Filtered**
* trigger_mike hi-5s crusher
<homer> just easily acsesible
<trigger_mike> lol
* Rienna laughs
<Rienna> oh, thanks homer
<Crusher> lol
* quickshot84 humps the **Filtered**
<homer> :p
* Crusher humps trigger_mike
<quickshot84> god its like a brothel in here

[TitaniaX]

<quickshot84> god its like a brothel in here

When isnt it?

[quickshot84]

[18:25:01] * anubis626 (mailto:anubis626@E7F1464E.EC09AC71.85E86579.IP) has joined #StarGateWars
[18:25:16] <anubis626> hi
[18:25:36] <anubis626> any one here
[18:25:46] <quickshot84> no
[18:25:51] <quickshot84> we're all sleeping
[18:25:56] * quickshot84 zzzZZZZzzzz
[18:25:57] <anubis626> ah
[18:26:24] <anubis626> well wake up
[18:27:44] <anubis626> bye
[18:27:53] * anubis626 (mailto:anubis626@E7F1464E.EC09AC71.85E86579.IP) Quit (Quit: anubis626)
[18:27:56] <quickshot84> =\
[18:27:58] <quickshot84> that was...
[18:28:00] <quickshot84> interesting

[Rienna]

* Rienna runs in and POUNCES quickshot84, drags him under the blankets where she humps him HARD, then snuggles him
* quickshot84 catches Rienna and tickles them
* Crusher catches Rienna and sex0rs her
<Rienna> ooooo
<Rienna> that got really kinky
<quickshot84> O_o
<SGW_Guest191> lol\
<JOS> lol

[quickshot84]

[13:04:53] <quickshot84> ok Nuto...get down off the horse.... -_-
[13:05:57] <Nuto_vixen> atleast its a honourable horse, and its MY horse, not someone elses horse that just happened to look and feel better than my one

[quickshot84]

[10:15:02] <quickshot84> Balor - ive been tryin that MMRPG you told me about, "RL"
[10:15:12] <quickshot84> i cant get past the corporate giants boss tho =\
[10:15:24] <LordBalor> Ahh those
[10:15:36] <Ishmayeck> it gets you past a few more levels
[10:15:41] <LordBalor> There's like two ways to do it that i found
[10:16:11] <Ishmayeck> hey what's the URl for this MMORPG?
[10:16:15] <quickshot84> easy
[10:16:18] <quickshot84> turn your computer off
[10:16:21] <quickshot84> and you're there
[10:16:23] <LordBalor> The first is to start grinding quests and writing down all that

you've done on a paper called CV. When you have enough on it they let you pass
[10:16:26] <Ishmayeck> 0_0
[10:16:27] <Ishmayeck> off?
[10:16:30] <quickshot84> yes
[10:16:33] <Ishmayeck> BLASPHEMYYYYyyyyyyyyyyy
[10:16:35] <LordBalor> The other way was way harder
[10:16:37] <quickshot84> press alt-F4
[10:16:53] <LordBalor> You had to mass them quickly before they hit you with those

briefcases
[10:16:56] <LordBalor> They do stacks of damage
[10:16:57] <Ishmayeck> 4~4~4~4~4~4~
[10:16:59] * Hookoo2 (mailto:Hookoo2@GA-A6AD937F.nsw.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Quit: Hookoo2)
[10:17:33] <quickshot84> well looks like Hookoo2's off to try =\