Funny SG sayings
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O'Neill: I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!
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O'Neill: You know that "we come in peace" business? Bite me.
gotta love the one liners
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Jackson: No no no no! Nick! Nick, I'm real! I'm real! You're not hallucinating!
Nicholas Ballard: Hallucinations always say that.
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Urgo: I want to live. I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie."
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Jackson: "I dreamt about a big, glowing puddle."
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Jackson: "Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebrity, and music."
O'Neill ( i think) : "Sex, drugs, and Rock 'N Roll?"
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O'Neill: You know that "we come in peace" business? Bite me.
gotta love the one liners
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Jackson: No no no no! Nick! Nick, I'm real! I'm real! You're not hallucinating!
Nicholas Ballard: Hallucinations always say that.
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Urgo: I want to live. I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie."
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Jackson: "I dreamt about a big, glowing puddle."
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Jackson: "Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebrity, and music."
O'Neill ( i think) : "Sex, drugs, and Rock 'N Roll?"
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From "Seth"
Teal'c -The Setesh guard is the source of many jokes among the Jaffa.
O'Neill -Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.
Teal'c -I shall attempt to translate one O'Neill. A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow, the Horus guard's beak glistens, the Setesh guard's nose drips.
(Teal'c laughs loudly)
(awkward silence)
Daniel -Ok...........
O'Neill -And the men inside the court?
Daniel -They were turned into eunuchs.
(O'Neill and Sam turn round)
O'Neill -As in snippity-do-dah?
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From "Hathor"
Hathor -You, with the crown of marble.
O'Neill -(To Hammond) She might mean you sir.
Hathor -We are the mother of all pharoahs.
O'Neill -Of course we are.
Teal'c -The Setesh guard is the source of many jokes among the Jaffa.
O'Neill -Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.
Teal'c -I shall attempt to translate one O'Neill. A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow, the Horus guard's beak glistens, the Setesh guard's nose drips.
(Teal'c laughs loudly)
(awkward silence)
Daniel -Ok...........
O'Neill -And the men inside the court?
Daniel -They were turned into eunuchs.
(O'Neill and Sam turn round)
O'Neill -As in snippity-do-dah?
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From "Hathor"
Hathor -You, with the crown of marble.
O'Neill -(To Hammond) She might mean you sir.
Hathor -We are the mother of all pharoahs.
O'Neill -Of course we are.
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SCENE: Sergeant Davis being filmed in control room.
DAVIS: Well, basically when the gate is dialing I say chevron 1 encoded, chevron 2 encoded, and so on ... incrementally up to the 7th chevron which is a little different because that's when the wormhole connects ... err ... when that happens I like to shakes things up a little bit and just say chevron 7 locked *grinning*
BREGMAN: Locked ... That's great ... that's good. Anything else?
DAVIS: Oh yea ... I'm responsible for this *places his hand on the palm scanner* close the iris ... *Iris shuts* Open the Iris. *Iris ... ... opens*
BREGMAN: Huh.
DAVIS: *sits back grinning proudly nodding his head as if to say ' impressive right.'* That's pretty much my job right there.
DAVIS: Well, basically when the gate is dialing I say chevron 1 encoded, chevron 2 encoded, and so on ... incrementally up to the 7th chevron which is a little different because that's when the wormhole connects ... err ... when that happens I like to shakes things up a little bit and just say chevron 7 locked *grinning*
BREGMAN: Locked ... That's great ... that's good. Anything else?
DAVIS: Oh yea ... I'm responsible for this *places his hand on the palm scanner* close the iris ... *Iris shuts* Open the Iris. *Iris ... ... opens*
BREGMAN: Huh.
DAVIS: *sits back grinning proudly nodding his head as if to say ' impressive right.'* That's pretty much my job right there.
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This is mine ^^ ...
"O'NEILL: (Sam hands a red drink in a glass to Teal'C. Daniel already has a beer, and is balencing an orange on the beer bottle)You are so wrong. It's a perfect analogy. Burns as Goa'uld.
TEAL'C: (Daniel's looking at his orange. He looks quite drunk!) They are merely animated characters O'Neill.
O'NEILL: You are so shallow.
JACKSON: (Drops his orange) Oh Please! Teal'C's like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. (And you're SOOO Drunk, Daniel!) Come on! Tell em how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this. (Smiling and giddy)
TEAL'C:My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
JACKSON: (Excitedly) Oh!! See?
O'NEILL: No more beer for you. "
"O'NEILL: (Sam hands a red drink in a glass to Teal'C. Daniel already has a beer, and is balencing an orange on the beer bottle)You are so wrong. It's a perfect analogy. Burns as Goa'uld.
TEAL'C: (Daniel's looking at his orange. He looks quite drunk!) They are merely animated characters O'Neill.
O'NEILL: You are so shallow.
JACKSON: (Drops his orange) Oh Please! Teal'C's like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. (And you're SOOO Drunk, Daniel!) Come on! Tell em how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this. (Smiling and giddy)
TEAL'C:My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
JACKSON: (Excitedly) Oh!! See?
O'NEILL: No more beer for you. "
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Took me a while to find all these.
From "Demons"
Teal'c -Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?
O'Neill -Oh yeah. Yeah... Not all of it. Actually I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.
Canon -These four shall be the first chosen for sacrifice
O'Neill -Major, next time Daniel gets the urge to help someone, shoot him.
O'Neill -(To Unas) So....how long are you gonna keep this up?
(Unas turns around)
O'Neill -The demon bit? don't get me wrong, looks like a great gig. You got the padre in your back pocket, the hours are good, probably get all the chicks, huh?
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From "Solitudes"
Sam -I didn't know you could cook.
O'Neill -I can't but my melted ice is to die for.
Sam -If we don't make it. I won't have any regrets. You?
O'Neill -I'll regret dying.
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From "Within the Serpent's grasp"
(About to set off the bombs on Klorel's Ha'Tak)
O'Neill -I suppose now is the time to say something profound. .......................... Nothing comes to mind, let's do it.
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From "Thor's Chariot"
Teal'c -Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.
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From "Fair Game"
Daniel -What just happened?
O'Neill -Apparently we said hello, insulted each other and broke for recess.
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From "The Other Side"
O'Neill -What time did you get here?
Sam -I never left sir.
O'Neill -Didn't I order you to get a life?
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From "Beneath the Surface"
O'Neill -There's a man.....he's bald and wears a short-sleeved shirt, and somehow he's very importent to me. I think his name is Homer.
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from "Out of Mind"
Hathor -Deny us and you will not enjoy the alternative.
O'Neill -You know, You really should do something about the breath.
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From "The Devil you Know"
O'Neill -(about his interrogation) They put that damn memory thing on me, and then they gave me something that reminded me of the '70s.
Daniel -The blood of Sokar.
O'Neill -Daniel?
Daniel -Yeah?
O'Neill -I'm gonna pass out again.
From "Demons"
Teal'c -Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?
O'Neill -Oh yeah. Yeah... Not all of it. Actually I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.
Canon -These four shall be the first chosen for sacrifice
O'Neill -Major, next time Daniel gets the urge to help someone, shoot him.
O'Neill -(To Unas) So....how long are you gonna keep this up?
(Unas turns around)
O'Neill -The demon bit? don't get me wrong, looks like a great gig. You got the padre in your back pocket, the hours are good, probably get all the chicks, huh?
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From "Solitudes"
Sam -I didn't know you could cook.
O'Neill -I can't but my melted ice is to die for.
Sam -If we don't make it. I won't have any regrets. You?
O'Neill -I'll regret dying.
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From "Within the Serpent's grasp"
(About to set off the bombs on Klorel's Ha'Tak)
O'Neill -I suppose now is the time to say something profound. .......................... Nothing comes to mind, let's do it.
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From "Thor's Chariot"
Teal'c -Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.
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From "Fair Game"
Daniel -What just happened?
O'Neill -Apparently we said hello, insulted each other and broke for recess.
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From "The Other Side"
O'Neill -What time did you get here?
Sam -I never left sir.
O'Neill -Didn't I order you to get a life?
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From "Beneath the Surface"
O'Neill -There's a man.....he's bald and wears a short-sleeved shirt, and somehow he's very importent to me. I think his name is Homer.
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from "Out of Mind"
Hathor -Deny us and you will not enjoy the alternative.
O'Neill -You know, You really should do something about the breath.
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From "The Devil you Know"
O'Neill -(about his interrogation) They put that damn memory thing on me, and then they gave me something that reminded me of the '70s.
Daniel -The blood of Sokar.
O'Neill -Daniel?
Daniel -Yeah?
O'Neill -I'm gonna pass out again.
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