SGW Chat Quotes!

[Crusher]

[09:58:38] <+quickshot84> my g strings goin to be so loose it'll flop everywhere

[Firecracker048]

[09:58:38] <+quickshot84> my g strings goin to be so loose it'll flop everywhere

thats is more then i needed to know.

[quickshot84]

[11:26:19] <George123> ahh some1 sabbing me
[11:26:27] <quickshot84> wow
[11:26:28] <Firecracker048> who?
[11:26:31] <quickshot84> someones doin the job for me =\
[11:26:35] <quickshot84> sweet
[11:26:39] <George123> =(

[quickshot84]

[09:58:38] <+quickshot84> my g strings goin to be so loose it'll flop everywhere

thats is more then i needed to know.

my guitar g-string -_- way to take it outa context Crusher....

[Avengers]

<quickshot84> oh man...my sausages were squealing...like literally squealing in the microwave
<quickshot84> i thought some kids outside were yelling or osmething...
<quickshot84> freaked the crap outa me

[TigerGirl]

Were your 'sausages' live pigs?

You've gotta watch out for that... sometimes you don't even notice.

[quickshot84]

[10:44:36] <Gatedialer> i'm using the DVD's to back up my hard drive
[10:44:45] <Tita[Alpha]> including your porn right?
[10:44:46] <Tita[Alpha]>
[10:44:47] <Gatedialer> and i'll be deleting my porn
[10:44:51] <Tita[Alpha]>
[10:44:53] <quickshot84> :O
[10:45:00] <Balladbird> go GD!
[10:45:01] <Tita[Alpha]> de...dele...deleting!
[10:45:02] <Tita[Alpha]> omg!
[10:45:06] <Tita[Alpha]> blasphemy!
[10:45:08] <Balladbird> wait
[10:45:11] <Balladbird> send it to me
[10:45:11] <quickshot84> Tita! he jsut said the forbidden word!
[10:45:14] <Tita[Alpha]> the porn gods will smite thee
[10:45:17] <Balladbird> id better inspect it first
[10:45:20] <LordBalor> :S
[10:45:25] <Balladbird> for ummm
[10:45:27] <Balladbird> umm
[10:45:32] <LordBalor> I definetly missed something
[10:45:36] * Gatedialer was kicked by homer (smitten by the god of porn :p <Kicks 10162>)
[10:45:36] <Tita[Alpha]> lol
[10:45:37] * Gatedialer (mailto:bkkeim2000@Dialer.Of.The.Stargate.net) has joined #stargatewars
[10:45:37] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Gatedialer
[10:45:37] <Tita[Alpha]> scroll up
[10:45:39] <Gatedialer> lol
[10:45:39] <Tita[Alpha]> LOL
[10:45:40] <quickshot84> LOL
[10:45:41] <Tita[Alpha]> go homer!
[10:45:41] <Tita[Alpha]> haha
[10:45:42] <LordBalor> LOL!
[10:45:44] <Tita[Alpha]> see i told you
[10:45:45] <Tita[Alpha]>
[10:45:46] <quickshot84> hahahaha

[quickshot84]

[13:46:40] <carrobeard> whats a stargate war
[13:46:40] <02LordBalor> The shame!
[13:46:54] <quickshot84> O_o
[13:46:55] <Mys|AFK> war over a stargate

[Avengers]

<Sprinkler> lol why am I not at least + in this chan
<Sprinkler> others all op
<TitaniaX> are not
<TitaniaX> whole lot are not
<LordBalor> Becuse you're in the ranks of the unspethal
<TitaniaX> over half
<TitaniaX> you unspehsul
* Scimitar is now known as Leonis
<Sprinkler> unspehsul ?
<Sprinkler> what's that
<TitaniaX> mmhmmm
<TitaniaX> unspeshul
* Beautiful has joined #stargatewars
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Beautiful
<Beautiful> grrrr
<Sprinkler> you mean unrespectfull ?
<Beautiful> Did I miss that much?
<TitaniaX> noooooooos
<Beautiful> *sigh*
<LordBalor> yes
<TitaniaX> unspecial
<TitaniaX>

[TitaniaX]

i may have been drunk, but you still should have been able to figure it out

[quickshot84]

[17:05:56] <Nuto_vixen> whitey, i need a vhost
[17:07:19] <Whitey> you do?
[17:07:21] <Whitey> hold on a mo
[17:07:34] <Whitey> /hs on
[17:07:35] <Whitey>
[17:07:36] <Nuto_vixen> something like mailto:Nuto@nuto.vixen.owns.you
[17:07:40] <Nuto_vixen> or something
[17:07:52] <5Nuto_vixen> oh gezz
[17:07:56] <quickshot84> LOL
[17:07:56] <Nuto_vixen> thats not cool
[17:07:56] <Whitey>
[17:07:59] <Whitey> ^^
[17:08:10] <Nuto_vixen> !!!!
[17:08:12] <quickshot84> Nuto_vixen is mailto:thisisjust@suck.on.my.chocolate.salty.balls.boys
[17:08:32] <Whitey> I liked it with the just@suck
[17:08:33] <Whitey>

[Gatedialer]

[23:28] <TitaniaX> even when i do weird stuff like stick a suction cup dildo on my forehead!
[23:28] <Kittie> X3
[23:28] <Kittie> s'true
[23:28] * TitaniaX giggles
[23:28] <Gatedialer> Kittie likes playing with dildos
[23:28] <TitaniaX> i bet they thought i was kidding when i said it earlier

[23:28] <LordBalor> Strange strange peoples
[23:28] <TitaniaX>
[23:28] <Gatedialer> lol
[23:28] <George> wow
[23:28] <Gatedialer> you didnt actually put a dildo on your head
[23:29] <Gatedialer> if you did you are weird
[23:29] <Cait[BAU]> (Titas' dildo face picture link here)
[23:29] <Cait[BAU]> whoops, did i paste that here?
[23:29] <George> titania and kittie = why they made porn
[23:29] <Kittie> XD
[23:29] <Gatedialer> holy crap
[23:29] <George> im to afraid to go there
[23:29] <Gatedialer> she did
[23:29] <TitaniaX> haha omg
[23:29] <Kittie>
[23:29] <Gatedialer> OWNED
[23:29] <Gatedialer> CHAT QUOTE
[23:29] <TitaniaX> cait got a printscreen and uploaded it
[23:29] <LordBalor> :S
[23:29] <TitaniaX> bwahah
[23:29] <LordBalor> I did not just see that
[23:29] <Cait[BAU]> lmao
[23:29] <TitaniaX> hehe
[23:29] <TitaniaX> ^^
[23:29] <LordBalor> Shame on both of you!
[23:29] <TitaniaX> i was bored and silly
[23:29] <George> i dont wanna look
[23:29] <TitaniaX> lol

[TitaniaX]

LOL ^^ and that was BEFORE i started drinking...

[quickshot84]

a rather long post, but definetly a good read


n00b bashing ftw too....

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[21:14:15] <quickshot84> blink/pirat3..wahtever...sthu...
[21:15:11] <pirat3> who is blink ?
[21:16:02] <quickshot84> [21:05:27] * blink (mailto:123456@5F72FE58.EE794B15.8AC60434.IP) has left #lobby
[21:16:02] <quickshot84> [21:06:13] * pirat3 (mailto:123456@5F72FE58.EE794B15.8AC60434.IP) has joined #lobby
[21:16:05] <quickshot84> wow your a n00b
[21:16:40] <pirat3> great.. teach me how did u track it ?
[21:17:11] <quickshot84> easy...you dont
[21:17:14] <pirat3> yes ,& i'm finding a commander
[21:17:31] * Bastet is now known as ninja
[21:17:37] <ninja> kill the pirate!
[21:17:42] * trigger_mike (mailto:I@m.dead.sexy.au) has joined #lobby
[21:17:47] <trigger_mike> n00b?
[21:17:55] * quickshot84 is now known as ninja2
[21:17:56] * ninja points to the pirat3
[21:18:00] <ninja2> aaiiiiIIiiEEE!!!!
[21:18:04] <pirat3> hey hey
[21:18:04] <trigger_mike> arghh matey
[21:18:06] * LordBalor is now known as ninja3
[21:18:10] * pirat3 just jiking
[21:18:13] * ninja2 kicks the crap outa the pirat3
[21:18:14] <ninja> kill the pirate!
[21:18:16] <ninja3> Pirate!
[21:18:21] * pirat3 just joking
[21:18:24] * trigger_mike is now known as ninja4
[21:18:35] <ninja> ninjas attack!
[21:18:37] <ninja2> form a circle around!
[21:18:41] * ninja2 attacks
[21:18:45] <ninja3> Ninja power!
[21:18:51] * ninja4 goes round behind
[21:18:54] * ninja2 charges up
[21:18:58] <ninja4> use the ninja stars
[21:19:07] * ninja takes out kantana
[21:19:09] * ninja3 uses his ninja staring powers
[21:19:13] * ninja2 unleashes a volly of kicks and punches onto the pirat3
[21:19:28] * pirat3 *cough bleeding
[21:19:28] * ninja6 (mailto:itdontwork@GA-34B63C90.vic01.dataco.com.au) has joined #lobby
[21:19:30] * ninja5 (mailto:Kane_4_bia@GA-4C0E4AD7.tpgi.com.au) has joined #lobby
[21:19:32] <ninja6> wa
[21:19:34] <ninja3>
[21:19:35] * ninja4 flykicks pirat3
[21:19:36] <ninja5> woo
[21:19:37] <ninja3> More brothers
[21:19:41] <ninja2> aieee!!
[21:19:42] <ninja3> slay the pirate!
[21:19:43] <ninja2> attack!!!
[21:19:44] <ninja4> come ninjas, fight
[21:19:50] <ninja> oy what about sister ninjas
[21:19:59] * ninja5 pulls out a sword
[21:20:00] * pirat3 *cough * cough
[21:20:01] <ninja2> bothers and sisters attack!
[21:20:06] <ninja2> XD!
[21:20:09] * ninja6 round houses pirate3
[21:20:11] <ninja> aiyaaaa!
[21:20:12] * ninja5 attacks
[21:20:17] * ninja4 ninja humps pirat3
[21:20:20] * pirat3 is now known as Superman
[21:20:21] * ninja attacks also
[21:20:22] <ninja3> hhheeeeeyaaa!
[21:20:24] <ninja> ...
[21:20:26] <ninja2> umm...
[21:20:27] <ninja2> ok
[21:20:29] * ninja3 is now known as kryptonite1
[21:20:30] <ninja2> he ruined it
[21:20:30] * Superman immune
[21:20:32] <ninja2> lol
[21:20:34] <ninja> wooot
[21:20:34] * kryptonite1 attacks Superman
[21:20:36] * ninja2 is now known as kryptonite2
[21:20:39] * kryptonite2 attacks superman
[21:20:41] <Superman> whatchhh
[21:20:52] * Superman is now known as Batman
[21:20:57] <ninja5> DIE PIRATES
[21:20:59] * kryptonite2 is now known as jokergas1
[21:20:59] * ninja is now known as Ivy
[21:21:06] * jokergas1 is now known as ivy2
[21:21:08] * ninja4 slays ivy
[21:21:12] <Ivy> oi!
[21:21:17] * kryptonite1 is now known as clayface
[21:21:18] <ninja4> >.>
[21:21:20] * Ivy whacks ninja4
[21:21:20] <ninja4> <.<
[21:21:29] <Batman> hey .. wherr is Robin ?
[21:21:32] <Ivy> bad micheal
[21:21:33] * clayface smashes the Batman
[21:21:33] * ninja6 snaps ivy's neck
[21:21:36] * ivy2 is now known as Joker
[21:21:40] <clayface> Robbin is getting some in the backdoor
[21:21:47] * Joker throws a joker bomb at batman
[21:21:51] * Ivy thwacks ninja6
[21:21:54] * Batman call Robin
[21:21:56] <Joker> ninja's >.<!!!
[21:22:03] <ninja6> wah
[21:22:03] <Joker> all on batman!!
[21:22:04] * ninja5 defendes the back door
[21:22:05] * ninja4 is now known as penguin
[21:22:07] <Joker> better
[21:22:14] * penguin waddles on Batman
[21:22:18] * Ivy mutters
[21:22:19] <clayface> lol
[21:22:23] <ruby> ur all nuts
[21:22:27] * Ivy is now known as PoisonIvy
[21:22:34] * penguin penguin humps ruby
[21:22:37] <PoisonIvy> we might be, but at least we have the outfits
[21:22:45] <penguin> tight latex ones
[21:22:49] * ninja5 sneaks up behind ruby and slits her thoat
[21:22:50] <Batman> can we be friend Ruby..
[21:22:56] <PoisonIvy> ... not you, you can stick to the suits
[21:23:09] * clayface has no clothes on
[21:23:10] * penguin ties batman to a pole
[21:23:12] <clayface> just clay
[21:23:17] * ninja6 (mailto:itdontwork@GA-34B63C90.vic01.dataco.com.au) has left #lobby
[21:23:22] * ninja5 humps clayface
[21:23:24] <PoisonIvy> hmmm I would have gone catwoman but she is involved with batman
[21:23:29] <Joker> lol
[21:23:31] * clayface gets ninja5 all dirty
[21:23:35] <penguin>
[21:23:38] * penguin films
[21:23:44] <PoisonIvy> bad ninja down bad bad
[21:23:54] * Batman *cough-cough
[21:23:55] * Joker lubs on PoisonIvy
[21:24:05] * clayface slays Batman
[21:24:08] <Batman> gtg..
[21:24:11] * PoisonIvy threatens joker with a snake
[21:24:17] <PoisonIvy> aw and this was getting fun
[21:24:18] * penguin kicks batman on the way out
[21:24:19] * Joker eats it
[21:24:20] <Batman> morning is coming ..not good for Batman
[21:24:25] * Joker kicks batman out
[21:24:32] <Batman> ok ok
[21:24:33] * clayface is now known as Morning
[21:24:38] <Joker> whats big, black and not in here anymore?!
[21:24:38] <Batman> i'll go out
[21:24:41] * Morning does bad things to batman
[21:24:43] <PoisonIvy> hey now we can have a villian party
[21:24:44] * penguin is now known as sun
[21:24:49] * sun burns Batman
[21:24:50] * ninja5 is now known as ninjas_RULES
[21:24:56] * Joker is now known as birds-tweating
[21:25:00] <Batman> hahaha
[21:25:02] * birds-tweating is now known as birds-tweeting
[21:25:06] <birds-tweeting> tweet tweet
[21:25:08] * Batman (mailto:123456@5F72FE58.EE794B15.8AC60434.IP) Quit (Quit: )
[21:25:16] <Morning> ROFL
[21:25:17] * ruby (mailto:spiderlook@GA-86D75F23.nrth.cable.ntl.com) has left #lobby
[21:25:18] <birds-tweeting> lmaooo
[21:25:19] <Morning> best time ever!
[21:25:19] <PoisonIvy> woot
[21:25:19] <02sun> lol
[21:25:24] * sun is now known as trigger_mike
[21:25:25] * Morning is now known as LordBalor
[21:25:28] * birds-tweeting is now known as quickshot84
[21:25:32] * PoisonIvy is now known as Bastet
[21:25:33] <02trigger_mike> twas fun
[21:25:38] * ninjas_RULES is now known as Kane_4
[21:25:40] * quickshot84 highfives everyone
[21:25:41] <quickshot84> YEAH!
[21:25:44] <Bastet> but it must all come to an end
[21:25:48] <quickshot84> ok
[21:25:49] * Bastet high fives back
[21:25:50] <quickshot84> ive got it all logged

[trigger_mike]

<Bastet> what is going on?
<quickshot84> nothgin
<quickshot84> nothing at all
<quickshot84> we were jsut about to talk about...the weather
* Bastet scrolls up
<trigger_mike> quickshot84, is groping caitlin
-Caitlin- is AFK -(bed i guess)- gone for 2hrs 25mins 32secs. [One time response to the nick "Caitlin"]. -H-o-m-e-r-S-c-r-i-p-t-
<quickshot84> and how nice it has been

nuff said