Dumbest newb threat

[The Tok`ra]

What is the dumbest newb threat any of y'all have ever gotten ingame ?


One noob I farmed threatend me with the CO of his CO, who had one of the top strieks in the game.

I PMd sarcasms voice, she was mad.

At him, rofl.


So, what are y'alls stories ?

[oskar]

Something along the lines of some whiney spammer threatening to mass all of DD/D12 and their officers and hence tear the CoP apart

[Tyber Zann]

lol ive had someone say they will hunt me down and rip my fingers off so i couldnt click my mouse to mass him

guess what happened to his account anyway?

[The Tok`ra]

lol ive had someone say they will hunt me down and rip my fingers off so i couldnt click my mouse to mass him

guess what happened to his account anyway?

You sent him 666naq ?

[Tyber Zann]

lol no. I thought about it, but i decided that his temper would benefit far more if he stopped playing SGW's....so i helped him on his way to quitting by 'confiscating' his stats

[RepliMagni]

lol. Not really a threat but....I attacked some guy for 3bil naq, so he sent me this message:

**** you ass hole i am going to say this **** you

He attacked me once, tried to sab me once (both failing)....and then deleted his account.

[The Tok`ra]

lol. Not really a threat but....I attacked some guy for 3bil naq, so he sent me this message:

**** you ass hole i am going to say this **** you

He attacked me once, tried to sab me once (both failing)....and then deleted his account.

ROFL. Its been a long while til I sat on someone til they deleted.

Last time dude kept farming one of my officers, I got her playin the game and known her for years from another fourm.

Needless to say, he was unable to maintain stats, eventualy deleted.

[BELISKNER]

Something along the lines of some whiney spammer threatening to mass all of DD/D12 and their officers and hence tear the CoP apart

LoL! - Aye mate that's up there

[TIME LORD]

It's noobs like this that give players like me a bad name I can't understand why they think that threats make them any better. I for one just want to build my army by raiding and attacking for naq. But if I have a problem then I'll deal with it on my own. There seems too much negativity at the moment the new players to the game should be encouraged and helped allong but I can see why it's made difficult when certain new players just can't be bothered to play and just want to make trouble.

[samson1111]

I have my "noobs messaging" in FAHQ forums. I will post here some threats

1. from a guy who had army size arround 100k. I took once naq from him

"my rank my not seem big to you but i will tell you this i am strong you can attack me i will stay on top you nick my money i do nothing but you have now been taken in to account and will be delt with not now not soon but when your least expecting it haha my friend you shall go down in history for being the best .. and fate will deside on the end of that sentence"

2.random noob

"attack those weaker than you not letting them get stronger. how mean of you"

3.another random noob

"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOo not a farm TY"

4. THE BEST MESSAGES EVER from noob, from who I took like 8B

"I was giving some attacks man and you came around and stole my money.Give attacks on your own"

"How the hell did you know that i was having this much money.Is there a trick or something.I wont forget this attack"

[Tanith]

I have my "noobs messaging" in FAHQ forums. I will post here some threats

4. THE BEST MESSAGES EVER from noob, from who I took like 8B

"I was giving some attacks man and you came around and stole my money.Give attacks on your own"

"How the hell did you know that i was having this much money.Is there a trick or something.I wont forget this attack"

ROFLMAO thats a good one...I got one like that from someone i stole 3 Bil from, couldn't stop laughing.

[Lord Smaug]

I have my "noobs messaging" in FAHQ forums. I will post here some threats

1. from a guy who had army size arround 100k. I took once naq from him

"my rank my not seem big to you but i will tell you this i am strong you can attack me i will stay on top you nick my money i do nothing but you have now been taken in to account and will be delt with not now not soon but when your least expecting it haha my friend you shall go down in history for being the best .. and fate will deside on the end of that sentence"

2.random noob

"attack those weaker than you not letting them get stronger. how mean of you"

3.another random noob

"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOo not a farm TY"

4. THE BEST MESSAGES EVER from noob, from who I took like 8B

"I was giving some attacks man and you came around and stole my money.Give attacks on your own"

"How the hell did you know that i was having this much money.Is there a trick or something.I wont forget this attack"

OMG ROFL

[Cole]

lol. Not really a threat but....I attacked some guy for 3bil naq, so he sent me this message:

**** you ass hole i am going to say this **** you

He attacked me once, tried to sab me once (both failing)....and then deleted his account.

hahaha

I have my "noobs messaging" in FAHQ forums. I will post here some threats

1. from a guy who had army size arround 100k. I took once naq from him

"my rank my not seem big to you but i will tell you this i am strong you can attack me i will stay on top you nick my money i do nothing but you have now been taken in to account and will be delt with not now not soon but when your least expecting it haha my friend you shall go down in history for being the best .. and fate will deside on the end of that sentence"

2.random noob

"attack those weaker than you not letting them get stronger. how mean of you"

3.another random noob

"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOo not a farm TY"

4. THE BEST MESSAGES EVER from noob, from who I took like 8B

"I was giving some attacks man and you came around and stole my money.Give attacks on your own"

"How the hell did you know that i was having this much money.Is there a trick or something.I wont forget this attack"

rofl what a n00b

Well the stuff msgs was from days when I started, in feb 05, forgot what it was, I threatened him, he did same to me, we had both crappy stats, and none of us were able to kill the other one
He deleted long time ago, little time after the threat
Usually people are nice and polite with me when I farm/mass them

[The Tok`ra]

Usually people are nice and polite with me when I farm/mass them

Heh, Ive had a few folks that I farmed that I wound up helping some.

One dude simply congratulated me on a good hit when he'd unbaned some naq to buy weapons.

We wound up conversating a littlebit, then he mentioned that some newb was threating to sit on him unless he sent all his UU naq and AT.

Needless to say, I was skeptical, so I PMd the guy in question.

He told me 'you r on teh list too!' or something like that, and he proceded to bounce off of my def for a few turns.


When I woke up the next morning, my def was bout half massed, but still had not been penertrated once by him.

I repaired, then massed him.
next day, I repeated.

I kept it up for bout a week, then he deleted.

then I got a PM from the guy that had gotten me involved, he found out his brother had saw him playing and got an account.
His brother was the one attacking him.

And when his brother got sat on, he cried to mommy, who made the younger (but more mature) brother I had initaly farm delete his account too and stop playing.

[[KMA]Avenger]

i was farming an account daily at one point, anyways the owner of the account PM'd me and asked me to stop so i sent a PM back stateing that he was now off of my farm list...his reponse was stupid to say the least!

his response...now the next time this happends i will hunt you down with my 1000 super jafa and mothership!

he stopped playing soon arfter