Dumbest newb threat

[slikrnsnot]

that is way to funny...

[Cole]

so im nice...i protect my officers and ask a guy to lay off...this is what happens the following are the pms we traded lol

ramster2 says:

catty for one is my freind at skool 2 catty is a silly little noob second how dare u challege me my rank is 5049 and i bet urs is somthing like 70000000000 so plz be warned stay out of this battle and dont mess with a god or u will suffer the consequeces

ramster2 says:

i hav consulted my council and checked ur rank and i apologize for my other rude message it app[ears u are rank 192 rougly i ask for ur forgivness i didnt realize how powerful u are so i will not attack catty55 again but i ask u wat is a player like u protecting a such low player like catty55 and formore i requitse peace upon ur alliance and i do not wish war as my council (500) are more than willing to come to my aid as u r a high level -player i wud not beat u but against 500 people u will die so i requast yet again peace upon you and there be no bloodshed FINAL SUMMARY I WANT PEACE PLZ SAY WHY U R PROTECTING SUCH A PLAYER AS CATTY55 AND PLZ RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE

ramster2 says:

i offered u a peace offering and u spit in my face i am getting tired of this i request a sum of 6 billion narquade to replace my guns or my council will re rearming

again...ramster2 says:

hav it your way as -commander of the fedeeration of delblinkya i am legally bound before war commounces to offer u 1 last chance of surreder before 500 council members attack u if u do not respond in 5 minutes it will be concidered a declartion of war

ramster2 says:

of the commander of deblinka confedration a formally delare war upon ur alliance and people as i type this message my council are already attacking member of ur alliance and i am coming directly to u via mothership so be ready for my arrival

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think I remember it...wasnt it in your topic about a noob going to pwn you, and mocking him btw in the topic by the ironic sense?
And well...WTH is narquade?
Maybe the naq from another stargate related game?

[Ra]

Sadly inroot with his ms...they had car trouble, in the form of me. Im also trying to find thejmanhunter thread, that guy was funny after i massed him lol.

[JediMasterX]

I think the worst one was that they would steal my planets and then make me lick their butt. Turns out he was actually gay and upset that his account was being sat on.

[mastertianmat]

what if a very small player steal your crappy planet (you have it to display info) 4 times and isults you and his co doesnt support him?

then you mass him and after criying for peace ask what are those "questers" in his atack logs?


it happened to.... me hehe

[Mulletman]

some dude said hed sab me every day untile i deleted. then he tried to sab me, failed, and said it was a test of my str and that hed be back. never heard from him again

[Ra]

Id watch out, he's prolly still plotting

[Mulletman]

lol i dont play anymore so if he is

[Cole]

some dude said hed sab me every day untile i deleted. then he tried to sab me, failed, and said it was a test of my str and that hed be back. never heard from him again

rofl

[chucknorris101]

i feel special today i finally have my own angry noob to call my own hes not even woth massing..as he had nothing to begin with..now he has less

the message after telling him several times to stop farming my officers:

yeah alrite then bruv wot eva u say, i\'ll attack who i wanna when i wanna and there ain\'t nuthin u can do about it.... not being funny but i purposely keep my stuff low so that punks like u think i\'m small time, the fact is that i can crush u weneva i wanna so u wanna bring it, bring it ***** !!!!

there were no stars originally

[Tyber Zann]

LMAO give me his link!

[chucknorris101]

http://stargatewars.com/stats.php?id=24487

lol theres nothing to do but sab him and even that isnt really worth it looll...hes supposedly got some powerful friends that will help him, but i told him when being sat on those resources would only become mine quicker ...hes aslo telling me how i dont know what PPT is ..lol..and how hes sumhow gonna amass 22k uu to buy one without me noticing...lol...he also was supposedly powerful but sold it all...lol..

[JediMasterX]

some dude said hed sab me every day untile i deleted. then he tried to sab me, failed, and said it was a test of my str and that hed be back. never heard from him again

yeah, like Ra said he's probably plotting. I know I had a noob I massed 3 months before that he built up just so he could mass me and then delete. Plus I'm also plotting my revenge on some people too now that I've finished my ascentions .

[mastertianmat]

here is a bad-way learned lesson:

a noob with 10000 k turns is not good to your defense

[Zeta - Twitch]

Best Threat Ever:

One of My Officers @ the Time: to Disturbed_One: Attack me again and my Commander will get you.

This officer = noob. and went to school with me. all over some stupid lil bugger we goto school with. so needless to say i got a msg from D_O informing me of the threat. I then laughed realy hard and socked my officer seeing we were in class and he was right next to me.

@ the time D_O def was 300x Larger then my entire account and 10k RAW UP seemed like a lot