Funny SG sayings

[Ålbel The Wicked]

ONeill: You know I've spent my whole life stickin it to the man...I dont think I can be the man...

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...Theres too many in Zero hour so just watch it...

[deadeye]

Atlantis episode "Poisoning the Well"

(beckett complaining about going off-world)
McKay to Beckkett: "You just don't like going through the stargate"
Shepperd: "He's worse than Dr. McKoy"
Teyla: "Who is Dr. McKoy?"
Shepperd: "Dr. McKoy is the name of the TV character that Dr. Beckett plays in real life"

[Starscream]

From Windows Of Opportuniy When O'neil is playing golf through the stargate

O'neil: Alaris How far is that?
Teal'c: Several Billion Milles O'neil
O'neil: That's gotta be a record

Second Scene Where O'neil is swinging the golf club...hammond's voice is in the background.
General Hammond: Colonel O'neil what the HELL are you doing?!!
O'neil: In the Middle of my backswing?!!!

This is my fav all time quote...

[Piranha]

(Rodney found a sheild device and its stuck on him)

McKay:This is much simpler then i thought. Its kinda like a mouse trap. This button here causes the device to emit an energy signature that attracts the creature. This one shuts it in. Now the only down side is that it looks like someone's actually ganna have to be here to press the bottons.

Shepperd: Il do it.

McKay: Ok.

Weir: Wait a minute Rodney. Your still wearing the sheild. Now isent there a chance that if something went wrong that that would protect you?

(The sheild device shuts down)

(McKay starts to eat a granola bar)

Weir: I had a feeling...

LOL! That was hilarious. Particularly the sound that the shield made and Mckays face at the time.

[Yu Huang Shang Ti]

From AVATAR s08e06

Dr Lee: Well, I mean we can input the perameters for different scenarios but the vast majority of the simulation comes from the mind of the user, it, the programing is actually built by interfacing memories from the individuals consiousness with the chairs matrix.

(Jack Turns to Carter)

Jack: Carter all I heard was Matrix and I found those movies quite confusing.

[Setesh]

lol tht was good

[Ålbel The Wicked]

[Darth CRÅYSHACK_Toe9292]

Jack: Good-bye Daniel!

[Setesh]

CARTER: We believe it may be home to an abandoned base.
O'NEILL: And just chock full of abandoned weapons?
DANIEL: Wouldn’t you know?!

[Setesh]

jack: It’s a plant.
lee: Exactly. Twenty minutes ago it was a seed.
Some guy..: E-excuse me, sir, if you don’t mind my asking – is it really wise to be bringing alien lifeforms through the Gate?
jack: It’s a plant
lee: Yeah. And besides, offworld teams follow strict safety protocols in determining what to bring back to Earth. Y’know, if humankind is gonna benefit from what we find out there, we have to be able to study it in controlled situations.
jack: It’s a plant.

yes this is what they said i just watched it

[Setesh]

AMRIAN 1: The Plains of Goran are sacred ground.
AMRIAN 2 : To the Plainsmen.
AMRIAN 1: I am a Plainsman.
AMRIAN 2 : I know.
AMRIAN 1: I take offence at that.
AMRIAN 2: Offence – now there’s an idea!

[Setesh]

amrian 1: W-w-wait, General!
amrian 2: You don’t expect us to share one room?!
jack: Not ... amicably at first, but I have great hope for you boys.
*slams door shut and waves key in front of the window*
amrian 1: You can’t do this!
amrian 2: Open this door at once!
*tosses key to airman*
jack: Nobody gets out.

[Darth CRÅYSHACK_Toe9292]

What eps are those from?

[Setesh]

jack: We paid the electric bill. I checked.
lee: The plant is in the wall. It’s interfering with power and communication lines.
back: There’s no light in the walls.

[Darth CRÅYSHACK_Toe9292]

AMRIAN 1: The Plains of Goran are sacred ground.
AMRIAN 2 : To the Plainsmen.
AMRIAN 1: I am a Plainsman.
AMRIAN 2 : I know.
AMRIAN 1: I take offence at that.
AMRIAN 2: Offence – now there’s an idea!

Airman 2 sound like O'neill (2 l's)