The joys of wearing the Omega tag

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The joys of wearing the Omega tag

One change I noticed since I transferred from DD to Omega, is that random people you don't know and whos alliances you have never heard of and who you have never massed or even farmed somehow feel the urge to send you retarded messages.

Today I received this one:

you are a complete homo i hear.


While I usually reply to all abusive, threatening or just retarded messages with a simple "I blame Jake", I took the time to reply to this one with:

geisha wrote:You hear right, my friend. Even though most people look up to Omega as their gods, I still class myself a Homo Sapiens Sapiens, a female specimen to be precise. Is there anything else you wish to talk about or was that it? Have a nice day.


Thanks for the laughs, random noobs. To all other random noobs out there who plan to tell me how much they adore me, please be kind enough to have at least a tiny defense to mass or a few spies to kill... ;)

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hahaha nice one geisha like the fact u sent him a sarcastic message rtaher then just massing him..

i often get these, but i also send out rando mmessages to ppl, although not abusive...

nice work./

although female species is a little optamistic.

i prefer.. opposite sexually challanged..
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I always feel so left out, they all got word that I sadistically destroy any and all of the people that send me messages that annoy me in any way. So I just don't get them any more.
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Mass them, their alliance, their co, officers, co's alliance, officers allaince.
Than send a message asking: now what? LMAO
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RepliJake wrote:I always feel so left out, they all got word that I sadistically destroy any and all of the people that send me messages that annoy me in any way. So I just don't get them any more.


*hugs* I'll pay someone to send you annoying messages, Jake ;)
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:lol:

I get these messages quite frequently :P
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I get random noobs spying me when they doesnt even see my army size or naq... they usualy loose 50k spies, but the higher was 500k:P
No messages tho...
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The best one i ever had was a guy changing his name in ascention and trying to mass me.

This was what he changed it to

Realm: Dark realm
Overseer: f*ck you profetrollers
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Rank: 1,057
Sphere Of Influence: 139,999(75,989) Planets
Resources: 12,059,457 Dark Matter Units

:-D :-D :-D

In all fairness i did mass him twice in 3 days after he tried to pay Mujo to mass me in main
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i cant say about the jois fo omega tag. But the alpha tag is enough.

i got so many messages liek this about how bad alpha is.


luckily for them is that i acm better at ignoring those than others.


they cant understand that you gain so much from being in an alliance that backs you up. and know how to destroy somebody.
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So looks like my low rank which helps me avoid them:P i don't get messages:S
I could answer them properly:)
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Geisha, I can tell you that guy/girl's native language is Dutch or some of the slightly variations on that (from former Dutch colonies). Also, if you translate it, it means gay.
Also, the person who sent it is younger then 20 (minimal) and is bad at English.

Advise: mass them :-D
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BenjaminMS wrote:Geisha, I can tell you that guy/girl's native language is Dutch or some of the slightly variations on that (from former Dutch colonies). Also, if you translate it, it means gay.
Also, the person who sent it is younger then 20 (minimal) and is bad at English.

Advise: mass them :-D



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Hmm I don't get those types of messages anymore geisha. I've never even got an F.U. for massing some random person's MS, defense, or planet. I feel so left out :(
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geisha wrote:*hugs* I'll pay someone to send you annoying messages, Jake ;)


You won't even need to pay me.
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geisha wrote:
RepliJake wrote:I always feel so left out, they all got word that I sadistically destroy any and all of the people that send me messages that annoy me in any way. So I just don't get them any more.


*hugs* I'll pay someone to send you annoying messages, Jake ;)


I wasn't kidding ;) See: http://herebegames.com/StarGateWars/vie ... hp?t=64160

Anything to keep you happy ;)
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