If you think you are having a bad day...

[Robe]

Given the wars raging, I thought we could all benefit from a funny story I heard yesterday
(to keep everything in perspective).

A Bad day!

If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!
This is even funnier when you realize it's real!
Next time you have a bad day in RL or on SGW (notice that I refer to two separately, because they are different), think of this guy.

Rob is a commercial saturation diver. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to a radio station who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue (not me),

Just a note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a wet suit to the office. This time of year the water is quite cool.

So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel-powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea, heats it to a delightful temperature, then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.
What I do, when I get to the bottom, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my bum started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my bum started to burn! I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.

Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my bum was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my bum. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.

Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.
As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my bum as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poo for two days because my bum was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work (or on SGW), think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your bum. Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?

May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!

[~Zekk~]

roflmao

I feel so sorry for him...but i cant stop luaghing.



~Syreck

[stefanos]

now thats what i call a sticky situation

[Death God]

Cant........breath....from....laughter.... it hurts to move roflmao..... Thats a good one.... i feel sorry for that guy i know what jellyfish stings are like : D

[[SGC_ReplicÅtors]]

jelly fish LOL

wish it was a piranha lol

[Kjarkur]

LOL !!

Hahahaha!

And ... OUCH.

[loft666]

OMG my jaw is hurting

[Tanith]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing

[V|per]

That's one funny story.

[Memento]

kinda puts everything into perspective lol

[timex]

hahhaha, that was good.

[Monty.]

lmao
thats a bad day if ever i saw one
i have a question though
was the poo trying to get out and kept hitting the swollen bum and got stuck there ?

[Kjarkur]

lmao
thats a bad day if ever i saw one
i have a question though
was the poo trying to get out and kept hitting the swollen bum and got stuck there ?

Why would anyone want to know?

[q3utom]

*Cringes

[Spacey]

was the poo trying to get out and kept hitting the swollen bum and got stuck there ?

I think so, but more like it couldn't get past a certain point. Vascoconstriction of vessels and surrounding tissue(probabaly external and internal anal sphincters, glut. max, med., and minimus).

It is an immunological resposnce to toxins released into the divers system, responded to by B/T cells, lymphkine production, and inactivating the toxin.