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Re: If you think you are having a bad day...

Robe wrote:If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!


it is funny, but i am not laughing :(

do i have a soul? :(
RobinInDaHood wrote:When a mosquito bites you on the arm, you might look down and say "Ouch!". For a moment the mosquito has the satisfaction of knowing he was successful, he was the man, and this was his time in the spotlight. Then he gets squashed.

Same situation here. ;)
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i'm sure you had to be there to be piss your pants laughin' but it is really funny either way :)
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[Monty] wrote:was the poo trying to get out and kept hitting the swollen bum and got stuck there ? :shock:
I think so, but more like it couldn't get past a certain point. Vascoconstriction of vessels and surrounding tissue(probabaly external and internal anal sphincters, glut. max, med., and minimus).

It is an immunological resposnce to toxins released into the divers system, responded to by B/T cells, lymphkine production, and inactivating the toxin.

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Tollan Phoenix wrote: :shock:
Wrong in a few things though. Vasoconstriction first then vasodialation, increased blood supply, movement of lymphocytes, antibodies, and lymphokines.

The glutes would be numbed, but that wouldn't affect defecation. That would be the levator ani muscles, and the anal sphincters. Glutes work with lateral and medial rotation of the thigh and some other things. Now that I think more about it, I would guess that it was more due to inflamation(rubor, swelling, etc.) than anything else.
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Spacey wrote:
Tollan Phoenix wrote: :shock:
Wrong in a few things though. Vasoconstriction first then vasodialation, increased blood supply, movement of lymphocytes, antibodies, and lymphokines.

The glutes would be numbed, but that wouldn't affect defecation. That would be the levator ani muscles, and the anal sphincters. Glutes work with lateral and medial rotation of the thigh and some other things. Now that I think more about it, I would guess that it was more due to inflamation(rubor, swelling, etc.) than anything else.

That was a confused look, not of shock. Well, shocked by a $1000 dollar vocabulary.
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spacey you sound like you should have been an expert opinion for that guy to go to. you could have looked at his butt and maybe picked at it and really given him some moral support.
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See what doc is really saying, is his six shooters tickle...until you die from it :D
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doc holliday wrote:spacey you sound like you should have been an expert opinion for that guy to go to. you could have looked at his butt and maybe picked at it and really given him some moral support.
No expert. I'm learning it.

"moral support"...lol :lol:
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lol ouch poor guy. Spacey are you studying to become a doctor or something?
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chargin wrote:lol ouch poor guy. Spacey are you studying to become a doctor or something?
something like that, not sure what I want to do
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Sounds to me like he's speaking from personal experiance :shock:






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That makes me have shivvers.
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Awesome. :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for posting that. ;)
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