White & Nerdy ' "Ridin' Dirty"
They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinkin
I'm so White N' nerdy
Think I'm just to white n' nerdy
Think I'm just to white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm white n' nerdy
Think I'm just to white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
We reall white n' nerdy
First time in class at MRT
Got skills I'm a
Champion of DND
I'm Ceatre that's
my favourite NMC
Keep your 40 at trust
had a girl that's over 18
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find a dare quite stationary
All of my action figures
and cherries
I got Steven Hawkings in my library
My space is totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo i got pie out of thousand places
I don't got grills but I still wear braces
I order all my sandwiches with mayonaise
I'm a wizz at minesweeper I can play for dayz
Once you see my sweet moves your gonna think im moving so fast
it's a place with blaze
Yes I got a killer rap I havn't run
A past gal well I'm number 1
I play with calcules just for fun
I ain't got a get but I gotta sawterring gun
Happy days is my
favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of pingpong
I can ace any kind of quiz you bring on
They see me roll on, my sagway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm Just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see im white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gansters
Although it's apperant I'm too
White n' Nerdy
Think I'm just to white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
I've been growsin and spectin'
X-men comics you know I collect
There's a pen in my pocket
I've got to protect
all my eroginomic keyboard
Shoppin online for deals on
smartable media
I edit with the Pedia
I memorized the holy grail
Really well
I can resite it right now have you
ROTFLOL
I got a buisness doing websites
A kovo do they call
I do HTML do for them all
Even make a homepage for my dog!
Got myself a fanny pack
they were havin sales at the GAP
It was nice with a roll up
bubble wrap
I hope no one sees my-
Gettin' freaky!
I gettin nerdy and extremely whiter than sour cream
I was in AIV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
The only question that
was very hard
do I like her hard
or do I like McCard?
I spend every weekend
at the renissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their rice cuz
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' Nerdy
Just because I'm white n' Nerdy
All because I'm white n' Nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' Nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' Nerdy
Think I'm just to white n' nerdy
Think I'm just to white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' Nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' Nerdy!
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Confessions Part III Lyrics
Watch this
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with
more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slip my mind the last two times
Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I
mentioned she's having my kid
That's not all, now I recall more you see, so I'll give you part
three of my confessions
Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do,
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)
That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for
I borrowed your chapstick (from you)
I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)
And by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium,
I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another
one
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some
things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta
give you part three of my confessions
I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
There have been times when I've peed in your sink
Don't know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part
three of my confessions
Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out why I used your
toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought
Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as
Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey
stick)
My boss thinks I'm a jerk, I didn't get that raise.
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget
I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget!
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more
secrets I'd like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta
give you part three of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and then picked up off the
floor
FYI it was not a cold sore
Ooops my bad, but you'll be madder at me when I finish part
three of my confessions
You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this, but
remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous,
what were you thinking?
O and by the way, I wasn't really sick last week,
I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic
Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice
krispies,
What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some
more things that should scare you away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta
give you part three of my confessions
Once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat
And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat
Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore 'til I give you part four of my
confessions
Do I Creep You Out
I know that you
Don't know me very well
We've barely met
But I can surely tell
No one will ever
Love you like I do
I like to feel
The warm spot on your chair
Sometimes I drool
And usually I stare
My precious one
I saved that gum
That you threw in the garbage
You're the one I dream about
But the only question with me now
Is "Do I creep you out?"
Everytime I shake your hand now
Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth
Do I creep you out?
Call you every night and hang up
Gonna carve your name in my leg
In my leg, oh-oh!
Somethin' I should ask about
Can I sniff the pit-stains on your blouse?
And do I creep you,
Do I creep you out?
(Your restraining order's out)
(Still the only question with me now)
Oh the only question
(Is "Do I creep you out?")
Is "Do I creep you out?"
Know exactly where you live now
Follow you from work right to your house
Well, do I creep you out?
Do I creep you out?
Trapped In The Drive-Thru
Seven O'Clock in the evening
Watchin somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me
She says "Is this 'Behind the Music'
With Lynard Skynard?"
And I say "I don't know.
Say, it's gettin' late...watcha wanna do for dinner?
She says "I kinda had a big lunch.
So I'm not super hungry."
I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
But I could eat."
She said "So whadya have in mind?"
I said "I don't know what about you?"
She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat."
I said "That's what we're gonna do!"
"But first you gotta tell me
What it is you're hungry for!"
And she says "Let me think...
...What's left in our refridgerator?"
I said "Well, there's tuna, I know."
She said "That went bad a week ago!"
I said "Is the chili OK?"
She said "You finished that yesterday!"
I hopped up and I said
"I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"
She's like "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even like liver!"
I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'."
She's like "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like "I should know what I said..."
She's like "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"
Well I was gonna say something
But my cell phone started to ring
Now who could be callin' me?
Well I checked my caller ID
It was just cousin Larry
Callin' for the third time today...
My wife said "Let it go to voicemail."
I said, "OK."
"Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right
So what d'ya want to do?"
She said "Why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah," I said, "Why don't you?"
And then she said "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner,
please?"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes...
...Oh, here's your keys"
I step a little bit closer
Say "OK, where ya want to go?"
She says "How about The Ivy?"
I said "Yeah, well I don't know..."
I don't feel like gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive food
She's says "Olive Garden?"
I say "Nah, I'm not in the mood...
...And Burrito King would make me gassy
There's no doubt"
She says "Just forget about it"
I said "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!"
Then I get an idea
I says "I know what we'll do!"
She says "What?"
I say "Guess"
She says "What?"
I say "We're goin' to the drive-thru!"
So we head out the front door
Open the garage door
Then I open the car doors
And we get in those car doors
Put my key in the ignition
And then I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the driveway
Then we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the drive-thru!
Almost there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive thru
Here in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the drive-thru?
Well here we are
In the drive-thru line, me and her.
Cars in front of us, cars in back of us.
All just waiting to order
There's some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and scream
"Hey, Whatcha tryin to do, blind me?"
My wife says "Maybe we should park...
...We could just go eat inside."
I said "I'm wearin' bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' this ride..."
Now a woman on a speaker box
Is sayin' "Can I take your order, please?"
I said "Yes indeed, you certainly can
We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese."
Then my wife says
"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead, this time"
I said "You always get a cheeseburger!"
She says "That's not what I'm hungry for."
I put my head in my hands and screamed,
"I don't know who you are anymore!"
The voice on the speaker says
"I don't have all day!"
I said "Then, take our order,
And we'll be on our way!
I wanna get a chicken sandwich
And I want a cheeseburger, too
She's like "You want onions on that?"
I'm like "Yeah, I already said that I do...
...Plus we need curly fries
And don't you dare forget it!
And two medium root beers
No, just one, we'll split it."
Then I said "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too bright...
So read me back my order
Let's make sure you got it right."
She says "One, you want a chicken sandwich.
Two, you want a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries, and a large root beer"
"Stop, don't go no further!"
"I never ordered a large rootbeer
I said medium, not large!"
Then she says "We're havin' a special,
I supersized you at no charge."
"Oh." And that's all
I could say, was "Oh."
And she says "Now there is somethin' else
That I really think you should know.
You can have unlimited refills
For just a quarter more..."
I say "Great, except we're in the drive thru...
So what would I want that for?"
Then she says "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar...hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like "No, that ain't Paul,
Now tell me, who's this Paul?
She says "Oh, he's just some guy
Who goes to school with me.
I sat behind him last year
And I copied off him in Geometry.
I said "I know a guy named Paul.
He used to be my plumber
He was prematurely bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer.
He also had bladder problems
And a really bad infection on his toe."
And she said "Mister, please, you can stop right there,
That's way more than I needed to know!"
And then we both were quiet
And things got real intense
Then she says "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents."
So we inched ahead in line
Movin' painfully slow
I got a little bored
So I turned on the radio...
[Song plays]
[Click] Turned it off
Because my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there quietly
For her sake.
Then I looked at her
And she looked back at me
And I said "Um,
I think you have somethin' in your teeth."
She turned away from me
And then turned back and said "Did I get it?"
I said "Yeah. Well, I mean, most of it...
But hey, ya know, don't sweat it."
Then she said "How about now?"
I said "Yeah, almost.
There's still a little bit there
But don't worry, it's probably just a piece of toast."
Now we're at the pay window
Or whatever you call it
Put my hand in my pocket
I can't believe there's no wallet!
And the lady at the window's like,
"Well, well that'll be five eighty two."
I turn around to my wife, and say
"How much have you got on you?"
She just rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for this, I guess."
So she reaches into her purse
And pulls out the American Express
I hand it to the lady
And she says "Oh, dear.
It's gotta be cash only
We don't take credit cards here."
I took back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well that sucks."
And that's when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three bucks.
I said "I thought you were
Going to hit the ATM today"
She says "I never got around to it
So where's your wallet anyway?
And I said "Nevermind,
Just help me to find some change..."
Now the lady at the window
Is lookin at me kinda strange...
And she says "Mister, please,
We gotta move this line along"
I said "Now hold your stinkin' horses lady,
We won't be long."
We looked around inside the glove-box
And check the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in the ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space betweent he seats
Before long I had a little pile
Of coins of every sort
The lady counts it up and says
"You're still about a dollar short"
And now my woman's got this weird look
Frozen on her face
She screams, "you know
I wasn't even really hungry in the first place"
And so I turned around
To the cashier again
I shrugged and said "OK
Forget the chicken sandwich then"
So I pick up my change
Pick up my reciept
And I drive to the pickup window
Man, I just can't wait to eat
And now we see this acne ridden
Kid about sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my name is Eugene."
And he hands me a paper bag
I look him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey, Eugene,
Can I get some ketchup for my fries?"
Well he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he says "I'm sorry
What did you want again?"
I say "Ketchup!"
And he says "Oh yeah, that's right...
...I just spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of burnt tonight."
And then he hands me the ketchup
And now we're finally drivin' away
And the food is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating bouquet
I'm starvin' to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic light
I say "Baby, gimme that burger,
I just gotta have a bite!"
So she reaches in the bag
And pulls out the burger
And she hands me the burger
And I pick up the burger
And then I unwrap the paper
I bite into those buns
And I just can't believe it
They forgot the onions!
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the first one is pretty old but yet my fav song,without looking at the lyrics i know all the word
girls just wanna have lunch
Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
There's only one thing that they all like a bunch
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wannahave lunch
I know how to keep a woman satisfied
When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide
They're always in the mood for something to munch
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch
That's all they really want
Some lunch
Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch
'Cause girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch
Girls, they wanna
Wanna to have lunch
Girls wanna have
She eats like she got a hole in her neck
And I'm the one that always gets stuck with the check
Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch
That's all they really want
Is some lunch
Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch
Those girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch
Girls, they wanna
Wanna have lunch
Girls wanna have
They just wanna
They just wanna
Girls
They just wanna
They just wanna
Girls just wanna have lunch
Girls
Girls just wanna have lunch
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna have lunch!
girls just wanna have lunch
Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
There's only one thing that they all like a bunch
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wannahave lunch
I know how to keep a woman satisfied
When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide
They're always in the mood for something to munch
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch
That's all they really want
Some lunch
Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch
'Cause girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch
Girls, they wanna
Wanna to have lunch
Girls wanna have
She eats like she got a hole in her neck
And I'm the one that always gets stuck with the check
Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch
That's all they really want
Is some lunch
Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch
Those girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch
Girls, they wanna
Wanna have lunch
Girls wanna have
They just wanna
They just wanna
Girls
They just wanna
They just wanna
Girls just wanna have lunch
Girls
Girls just wanna have lunch
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna have lunch!
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White & Nerdy
Confessions Part III Lyrics
Do I Creep You Out
Trapped In The Drive-Thru
girls just wanna have lunch
they dont all have the real music video (im to lazy for that )
Confessions Part III Lyrics
Do I Creep You Out
Trapped In The Drive-Thru
girls just wanna have lunch
they dont all have the real music video (im to lazy for that )
intelligence is a tool
insanities a way to use it
insanities a way to use it
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oh..
To that video I say:
It was a sad day/season when hockey left:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30mMlN8FSFE
but then:
HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqE2ZK6PqLQ
HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY!
because:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXtVrDPhHBg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUCGdHKiLDE
To that video I say:
It was a sad day/season when hockey left:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30mMlN8FSFE
but then:
HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqE2ZK6PqLQ
HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY!
because:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXtVrDPhHBg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUCGdHKiLDE
"We few. We happy few. We band of brothers.
For those who shed their blood with me today
will always be my brother."
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