ROFL: The thread in which we discuss amusing / classy PMs

[DD-Tok`ra]

That we recived in war.



I keep hearing people say theyre getting nasty or noobish PMs (Ive gotten quite, QUITE, a few of the later myself)

But theres the other kind.


Those with class, which also may make you have a larf.

To what do I refer ?

Messages like this one from 81889.

hahahha i just ascended and moved down from forgotten serenity 2 days before the war lol i was lucky they got totaly ****ed up lol, thats one mean machine u got

We joked around and we were RESPECTFUL even tho his smalll post assencion MS had just been obliterated.


Another good message would be from 64032.

hey your a legend!!i herald you like massed half the server well dones

He's polite, not complaining (hey, it is a WAR game afterall) and refers to my obliterating every exposed MS in his alliance (which surrenderd to me after I paid my visit)

He goes on to say

hahahha i just ascended and moved down from forgotten serenity 2 days before the war lol i was lucky they got totaly ****ed up lol, thats one mean machine u got

refering to how the CoP was on his allies like a cathloc preist on a new alter boy.




So SGW, tell us your best PMs.

[Giovanni]

ubject: Tok`ra(38997) has set their relation with you to: Neutral

Message text:

Tok`ra(38997) has set their relation with you to: Neutral.
You can respond in any manner you wish - although - if you are both at war, the costs of battle will rise...if you are both at peace, you cannot engage in any hostile actions towards each other. A one-sided relation has little effect...
You can set your status with Tok`ra by finding them in the attack screen,and viewing their stats...
All peace and war declarations are declared for a minimum of 24 hours.

[Neimenljivi]

ubject: Tok`ra(38997) has set their relation with you to: Neutral

Message text:

Tok`ra(38997) has set their relation with you to: Neutral.
You can respond in any manner you wish - although - if you are both at war, the costs of battle will rise...if you are both at peace, you cannot engage in any hostile actions towards each other. A one-sided relation has little effect...
You can set your status with Tok`ra by finding them in the attack screen,and viewing their stats...
All peace and war declarations are declared for a minimum of 24 hours.

pwnd

~N

[J.S.]

War messages eh... Well not in war but these are some that I got since the start of the recent war

Tok`ra mased my mothership... Hes in the dirty dozen.

A mate of mine found somone not involved in the war but I thought this was a good one

WOW! By chance went raiding and scooped up over 400K UU from one guy. Fro ooo about 1100 AT\'s. Got 3 FULL MT\'s worth of stuff, 2xAT\'s and 1xNaq. Put the rest of the UU into Covert, Miners and Def. Nicely set up. Jumped a bit from that too.

Another funny one!!

hey man are you buying UU? i have 1 mil for sale

Got a few of these haven't accepted them yet tho...

can i join the hive please?????

One of my personal favourites he was massed for wanting to help, his alliance are not involved in the war

i do not know if you realize this, but i was farmed by ------- and as i was a target of the war that makes him a vulture of it, and i do believe that vultures are being targeted.

[DD-Tok`ra]

Tok`ra mased my mothership... Hes in the dirty dozen.

That one is good

[[BERSERKER]]

when are people going to realize PM's that arent completely n00bish arent that rare . I dont get taken back at all when i receive a classy PM from anybody, and i've massed quite a few dudes

[Rienna]

all the messages I've got so far this war have been total class....


my favorite so far is this one:

:( i was hoping i could take a little bite out of ur spies...but tomorrow is another day


take care


Gotti84 [TATS]

Class!

[Aina Vedui]

Generally I wouldn't bother responding to the even most stupid attack, but that one was ridiculous. Did you think you could use your 350B strike to level my 600M defense!? What were you thinking! And very funny to sab my strike away with 100 spies.

I guess I'll go to bed now. Whenever I get big, I'll get you big.

Love,
Elladan

lmao

"love"... no less... lol

Thoroughly enjoyed the sab though.

[Vendetta]

Message text:

hahahahahaha lost my underkower agents 1 k :D buhahahahahaha a ile tur zuzyles..haha

and my responce

I was phasing you.....

i dunno what the last bit of his message means but if anyone knows feel free to tell me

i think ill acctually AC him now

[Aina Vedui]

He's boasting that you wasted turns on hitting his 1k turns.


Dude cannot spell though: It should read "a ile tur zużyłeś", with the 'funny' characters.

Literally it means "But you have consumed what rounds?" As in "but you wasted how many turns on that?"

[Vendetta]

i used 120

thats like 3k UU, or 1bill naq, OHH NOES!

wouldnt matter if i used 5k turns, he raided my mate, and he is not in the war. i later killed his spies for him.

[Bad Wolf]

When I nicked 5 bill naq off you, I sent a PM, I trust the PM was of a high standard ?

BW