Whitey met him in a bowling lounge at the bowl-o-rama
when he met Balor it felt like perfect Karma
K-A-R-M-A Karma.
He walked up to Whitey and asked him to bowl.
Whitey asked him his name and in a dark brown voice he said, "Balor"
B-A-L-O-R Balor, ba ba ba Balor
Well, Whitey’s not the world's most physical guy,
but when Balor bowled It nearly split his sides
Oh his Balor, ba ba ba Balor, ba ba ba Balor
Well, Whitey claims he’s not dumb but he can't understand
why Balor bowls like a woman and talks like a man
Oh his Balor, ba ba ba Balor, ba ba ba Balor
Well, they drank champagne and danced all night,
under electric candlelight,
Balor picked him up and sat him on his knee,
He said, "Little Whitey won't you come home with me?"
Well, Whitey’s not the world's most passionate guy,
but when he looked in his eyes,
He almost fell for his Balor,
Ba ba ba Balor, ba ba ba Balor
Whitey pushed him on the bed and shut the door to the room.
Balor wanted to doggy but Whitey wanted to spoon.
Ba ba ba Balor.
Balor held him close and took off his shoe.
Was he glad to hold me or was it a canoe?.
Ba ba ba Balor.
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,except for Balor.
Ba ba ba Balor. Ba ba ba Balor.
Well Whitey lives at home cos he’s really cheap,
and the only woman he’s kissed was Sally the sheep,
Balor smiled and took him by the hand,
he said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
Well Whitey’s not the world's most masculine man,
he might look like a girl but he’s actually a man,
and so is Balor.
Ba ba ba Balor . Ba ba ba Balor.
BL1P wrote:Im sorry for your fiend and the toilet paper accident...
Mango wrote:Well, Whitey claims he’s not dumb but he can't understand why Balor bowls like a woman and talks like a man
Rofl... You get an F for eFfort there Mango .
Nice song, partially true too . I think you need a hobby though
In the mean time, I've worked out how to mount my K800i as a usb device (Sony Erricson ftw), so here come some photos...
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You think this is bad... This was before he was drinking (Balor)
Ahh 007. What a ladies man. And a mans man as well.... (Balor, Deity, Nuto)
I'm actually not sure why I called this one "monkey.jpg"... There was a reason... Memory should probably stay repressed...
^^^ 'Nuff said.
And they called it.... Pupply looooooove.... (Nuto and Deity)
Balooooor... You don't have to put on the red light! (Only about 8 drinks in )
Images with thumbs can be seen at http://personal.uberskilled.com/sgwmelbourne/. I also have a couple of Robe, but I haven't talked to her since I got these off my phone, and I want to grab her permission
2006 -
Poster of the Year
2007 -
Runner up signature of the Year
Runner up most improved player of the Year
Runner up hero of the Year
Alliance war of the year (CIA vs COP)
2008-
Hall of Fame
2009-
Runner up Hero of the Year
2010-
Vendetta of the Year (Buck vs Tekki)
Runner up Vendetta of the Year (Buck vs Darthudd)
Previous affiliations-
TL
Ricos
DDE
The Tok'ra
The OOC
The SLA
Missed and dear friends -
Too Many to count, but never forgotten.
Code:
"Now I Don't like you, I don't respect you, and I sure as hell don't fear you. But seeing how your standing in the middle of my yard, I will break you."
Last I checked dear Jess was in AB, or was it the other way around
No intentional double entendre there I swear.
And Whitey, I shall inquire at the CTs as to wether I can send you one of those 'Sasuages' as a thank you for posting those pics, I really do appreciate it. Mind you, you're not off the hook for skipping breakfast yet though!
On the bright side i hugged and kissed Robe, slept with Nuto and Deity, did many many things with Whitey and had Mango and Sov pick me up at my house. Whose sleeping their way to the top! Play smarter not harder i say, best new tactic of 07
Next its CoP players turn to try resist Balor's boyish charm! Oh and Buck, i saw a lot more of Deity and the kilt or Deity in a Robe or Diety in a spa...