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Taking up a collection

I think we all owe it to our fellow warriors. for all of those who's officers have been wounded and their supplies deteriorated. I say we pass around the collection plate and help those less fortunate. Don't be prideful, if you need help just say so.... or complain on forum.
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Zeon,



A wise man offers not so openly, for if you give a n00b enough naq to train 1 uu. He will train 1 uu. But if you teach the n00b to farm inactives....He will not bug you in 5 minutes when he goes "Ok, now what"





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Pai Mei wrote:Zeon,



A wise man offers not so openly, for if you give a n00b enough naq to train 1 uu. He will train 1 uu. But if you teach the n00b to farm inactives....He will not bug you in 5 minutes when he goes "Ok, now what"





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If you teach a noob to farm, he will only ask for ATs. And if you give him ATs he will ask for repair naq, and replacement troops. And once hes farmed all he can survey, he will ask for more spy levels to see more than he could before. Noobs are like onions, layered, stinky and make you cry.
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A Noob is a thing of beauty. You can teach it to do all that you command, because it owes you loyalty and all that you have given.

A Noob is a child of your wit. You can make it speak as you wish and take the arrows meant for you.

A Noob is the arrow in your bow. The more of them you have, the faster your enemies are heckled and hassled.

A Noob is the shield before you. The more of them you have, the less likely you are to be massed. They make better targets.

A Noob is a stockpile of uu, naq, and AT. They will give you whatever you desire if you shield them from the situations that you got them into.

Thus it is that we see Noobs for the truly beautiful things they are. Gutless wonders that can do all the things we would not sully ourselves with.

Long live the Noob.
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Mattwell wrote:
Pai Mei wrote:Zeon,



A wise man offers not so openly, for if you give a n00b enough naq to train 1 uu. He will train 1 uu. But if you teach the n00b to farm inactives....He will not bug you in 5 minutes when he goes "Ok, now what"





Pai Mei


If you teach a noob to farm, he will only ask for ATs. And if you give him ATs he will ask for repair naq, and replacement troops. And once hes farmed all he can survey, he will ask for more spy levels to see more than he could before. Noobs are like onions, layered, stinky and make you cry.





I am humbled by your Shrek like wisdom.


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sarcasmsvoice wrote:A Noob is a thing of beauty. You can teach it to do all that you command, because it owes you loyalty and all that you have given.

A Noob is a child of your wit. You can make it speak as you wish and take the arrows meant for you.

A Noob is the arrow in your bow. The more of them you have, the faster your enemies are heckled and hassled.

A Noob is the shield before you. The more of them you have, the less likely you are to be massed. They make better targets.

A Noob is a stockpile of uu, naq, and AT. They will give you whatever you desire if you shield them from the situations that you got them into.

Thus it is that we see Noobs for the truly beautiful things they are. Gutless wonders that can do all the things we would not sully ourselves with.

Long live the Noob.





Before me stands the Goddes of Sarcasm herself. Wisdom be my shield.....



Oh Goddess, did you perchance receive an email?


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May chance I did. Though the goddess is going to crash soon as she is still not feeling good. **snifflesniffle**
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sarcasmsvoice wrote:May chance I did. Though the goddess is going to crash soon as she is still not feeling good. **snifflesniffle**






Then follow some wise advice. Nuke yourself with drugs.


Just not as many as anna nicole......


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Pai Mei wrote:
sarcasmsvoice wrote:May chance I did. Though the goddess is going to crash soon as she is still not feeling good. **snifflesniffle**






Then follow some wise advice. Nuke yourself with .


Just not as many as anna nicole......


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ooooohhhh.....Too Soon.
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Mattwell wrote:
Pai Mei wrote:
sarcasmsvoice wrote:May chance I did. Though the goddess is going to crash soon as she is still not feeling good. **snifflesniffle**






Then follow some wise advice. Nuke yourself with .


Just not as many as anna nicole......


Pai Mei



ooooohhhh.....Too Soon.


Nah, been waiting on some Anna Nicole jokes actually.
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Hensenshi wrote:
Mattwell wrote:
Pai Mei wrote:
sarcasmsvoice wrote:May chance I did. Though the goddess is going to crash soon as she is still not feeling good. **snifflesniffle**






Then follow some wise advice. Nuke yourself with .


Just not as many as anna nicole......


Pai Mei



ooooohhhh.....Too Soon.


Nah, been waiting on some Anna Nicole jokes actually.


Check your PM's in however long it takes me to PM you there is a great site which you will find all your looking for my friend :-D
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Glad to see you too back :-D

And ya I been suprised there haven't been any ANS jokes already.
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Pai Mei wrote:Zeon,



A wise man offers not so openly, for if you give a n00b enough naq to train 1 uu. He will train 1 uu. But if you teach the n00b to farm inactives....He will not bug you in 5 minutes when he goes "Ok, now what"





Pai Mei



Give man fish, man eat meal.

Teach man to fish, man eat for life.


Give man match, man warm for night.
Set man on fire, man warm for life.
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never knew you guys were so poetic in words lol :wink:
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Sometimes, we really DO read it for just the articles.
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