Go Indu

[chunkysoup]

As are you Desed, as are you

[stefanos]

hello,fine peoples of the indu race. i bring you tidings from ..well me

[Jora Sjacka]

Also, Jora brings tidings from Jora.
I've ascended into a beautifil maid, and I'm single guys, so for a few billion naq you're mine...

-Jora, Long live the Indu -

[The Mysterious Napkin]

You are beautiful, great, intelligent, stefanos.
You are beautiful, great, intelligent, Jora Sjacka.

but less than Bob-san.
Also, Bob-san is very interested in your maid form, Jora.
I'm a movie star, you know.

[Angelus]

Jora

I've ascended into a beautifil maid, and I'm single guys, so for a few billion naq you're mine...

Should this be, i'm yours. You make it sound like more of a threat,

But you too are of course beautiful, great, and intelligent (enough to not go for Bob-san, he uses that line on all the ladies)

[stefanos]

well thanks for that desed you are also great and of course intelligent but i cannot in good consciesce tell you that you are beautiful for one simple reason ...your avatar is of bill murray and that guy freaks me out

[The Mysterious Napkin]

....
I cannot let you say that, stefanos.
Be it known that the first Indu against Indu war will be because of Bill Murray!
I use my ascended powers to stick you in a timeloop.
Stuck with Bill Murray, a groundhog and Andie MacDowell.
Suffer!

[stefanos]

Noooooooooooooooooo... well to the bill murray+groundhog part atleast

[Jora Sjacka]

Jora

I've ascended into a beautifil maid, and I'm single guys, so for a few billion naq you're mine...

Should this be, i'm yours. You make it sound like more of a threat,

But you too are of course beautiful, great, and intelligent (enough to not go for Bob-san, he uses that line on all the ladies)

Well that was my intention Angelus...Now, BUY ME OR I'LL GET MAD: I'M HAVING MY WEEK

-Jora-

[BombedDeer]

Dont worry guys, we cant lose now, I'm Indu!

[XIZOR]

*gets on knees and raises his arms toward the sky thanking god for the gift of BombedDeer*

[BombedDeer]

Yes, yes I am awesome.

Who wants to touch me?


I SAID WHO WANTS TO FREAKIN TOUCH ME!?!?!?

[stefanos]

*reaches finger out* oooooohhhhhh

[Jora Sjacka]

*Takes 500 steps backwards*

*Yells out*

NOO!!! WHY DID YOU GIVE US BOMBEDDEER!?



-Jora-

[BombedDeer]

THE PAIN! YOU'VE BROKEN MY POOR ASCENDED HEART JORA, BROKE IT RIGHT IN HALF!