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Agapooka's StarGateWars Calculator
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Author: Jason Lambert
Version: Beta 1.0
Release date: 28/04/07
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BY USING THIS SOFTWARE, YOU
AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE
CONDITIONS WRITTEN HEREIN.
1. You may not distribute this
software any way, shape or form
without written permission to do so,
unless you link directly to the
download page.*
2. You may not reverse engineer,
modify or in any way attempt to
"crack" the software.
3. You must say the word "monkeys"
at least once a day.
4. You agree that this software is
freeware and that treating it otherwise
is very mean.
TERMINATION
i. If, under any circumstance, you fail
to abide by these conditions, you may
not legally use this software.
ii. If it is shown, in a court of law, that
you have illegally used this software,
you agree to buy me, Jason Lambert,
a pet monkey.
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*URL of download page:
http://jason.streamdown.net/calc/index.php?p=download
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Q: I R A N00B! HOW I USE UR
SOFTW4R3z?!?&!?!?!
A: Help is provided in the software.
I tried to make it as evident as possible.
You might want to start by unzipping the
executable. It is a standalone, so it doesn't
matter where you put it.
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Thanks.
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