Official Communiqué, May 23d, 2007. From KGB HQ.
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Comrades, fellow Goa'uld, and all others, this is Jadzia.
It has come to our attention that the new technology, so naively provided to all races by rogue Nox and the cursed Re'tu, is being applied by villainous hostiles as a means of hiding. They steal entire planets, and hide within the Inferior Realm known to all as Pergatory (sic!).
We Goa'uld have been engaged in mutual hostilities with the Re'tu for a substantial time. We have even engaged the Nox themselves at a few occasions, leading to their ultimate doom at the hands of the Greatest of Our Kind, Anubis.
Comrades! This abomination cannot continue to exist! The very fabric of our race is being thwarted, poked and prodded by the villainesque ruffians that have NO regard whatsoever for proper and absolute authority! We will hunt them down where-ever they flee, smoke them out, bring them before us, and end their puny existence, over and over again until the Dreaded Days of Ragnarok and the utter destruction of our own.
Comrades, it is with great pleasure, and incredibly intense enjoyment that I present unto thee, the pride of Goa'uld and Ancient tech-fusion: The MULTIDIMENSIONAL DREADNAUGHT OF DOOM!
Special thanks to the Lords Baal and Mage Merlin for their contributions to this marvel of science and Goa'uldism.
We all know the so-called Planet Thief powers, those villains that seek to conquer and hide. We Goa'uld claim that very principle to be flawed, not to mention terribly inconvenient.
Our MDDnD Doomhammer is capable of striking at the other realm, solely aiming to kill planetary defenses and dimension-shift generators. Knocking the planet out of its standard orbit, like even the most common of MotherShips do, and taking it back to our own.
Surely you can see how this would benefit and balance us all.
Comrades! This is Jadzia, these are the Goa'uld. Hear me.
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OOC: Basically the idea would be to have a MotherShip upgrade (in 'technology') costing a LOT of Naq, ATs and UU, but with the essential effect that you can strike at planets that hide in the Purgatory Realm.
The problem of planet thieves will become more urgent as more and more people begin to realise how beneficial this Realm is to those who wish to hide out... and how good it would be to be able to strike Cross-Realm at those planet thieves and just take the Planet back.
I hope that, if anything, you enjoyed the read. I'm trying to be a bit of a Goa'uld.
Zeratul, you're a genius!
