"Best parts of your received ingame messages"

[~Artanis~]

Well donno if there is such a thread or not but was just wondering when some of you people farm etc.....or stole a big chunk of naq from a guy,what kind of an insults or jokes did you heard from them........

Cant remember all of them but i have a good a one in my mind right now so here goes:

"stop farming me or corkscrew will mass you"-says a guy rank 12k with a 500k army

"i am raiding 300k uu a day,stop attacking me or i will sit on you"-says a guy with a 1 mio army that plays the game 1 year and has a lot of experience like he said

"i raid 400k a day and my income is 2 bill so stop attacking me coz i and my mates will sit on you"-says a guy with a 2 mio army,asgard race

I didnt knew that asgard have such a big income bonus ......in that time i was thinking even more about massing him,what a great he would be lol

anyway it isn´t very different as it is always the same old record that repeats itself like crazy.........

I remember one aswell whe one guy threatend me.....my good mate interfered though i asked him not too,the last thing i remember from that message was something like:

"sorry sorry,please don´t mass me,it is all a big mistake,lets set peace please,i don´t have SS,please don´t mass me"

Something in that way so come on guys......i want to hear some good ones from you,need to have a bit of fun

[Ero`Sore]

LoL.. I haven't played in like 6 months since I've left.. and those messages are what are making me want to come back.. As you know I had some very unorthodox raiding styles so I got madddd hate mail lol.. Here's the
#1 funniest of all time that i got:

I get this message...

Subject: Please cease the attacks

Message text:

Greetings. And Merry Christmas. I write you this message to ask a favor. Please stop attacking my accounts. I have asked you twice on two seperate accounts, whether you knew it was me or not. Yes I realize that you\'re only using one turn, and that you aren\'t doing much damage in one attack but with them coming day after day, it tends to add up. The accounts I run are Eronion, DravenTheMighty (for a friend till he gets the net back), TitanStar, The Beast, Velvered, this one, and Strykur (also for a friend until he gets the net back). If you could avoid these accounts I will be most greatful. I have, and will, declare peace with you on all of these accounts as a gesture of good faith.

Again, I wish you a merry christmas and hope your holidays are full of joy. On behalf of me and the other accounts I run. Thanks in advance for understanding.

I posted that one in the cheaters section back then, I donno if its still there haha we had a good laugh

[1horseman]

My all time favorite was:

"I can beat you up in real life"

[RobinInDaHood]

The best are the funny ones. This recent one comes immediately to mind and had me chuckling for a half hour or so:

Ooooh, baby, I want to take your Naq and just rub it all over me.....then I want you to mass me nice.....and.....slow.......Spy me, baby, spy me! Take this account and ravage it! Oh, let me see your Attack move into my Mothership.

The rest are often angry, haughty, threatening, or meek and generally revolve around my having to remove planets for naq farming me.

[~Artanis~]

LoL.. I haven't played in like 6 months since I've left.. and those messages are what are making me want to come back.. As you know I had some very unorthodox raiding styles so I got madddd hate mail lol.. Here's the
#1 funniest of all time that i got:

"OMG Noob You raided 3 of my accounts! (and he named them) You also better not raid (he named like his other 10 accounts lol) or I will use all of them to destroy you!!!!"

(disclaimer: its not exacly word for word, the actual way he said it was even funnier haha)

I posted that one in the cheaters section back then, I donno if its still there haha we had a good laugh

lmao.......

Well thats a good one i hd a similar one,one guy asked me why did i raid him,rank 20k acount lol......the guy posted from the other acount......he told me that i shouldn´t raid hsi other acount...erhmm multi lol......what a n00b......i posted in the cheaters section,i dont kow how did it ended but that guy had two acoutn and was most probably using mT´s fom it at least........

some people really do amaze.....we live in the century of noobs where stupidness is something that helps us keep alive lmao
"no offence guys,just joking"

Anyway a really good one,wish it would happen to me

[~Artanis~]

My all time favorite was:

"I can beat you up in real life"

ROFL

This is starting to get better and better.......ad i am on the second message

I just love when people compare this game to RL......you can´t imagine what a good laugh we had with Dean_S comparing the game to RL,that was hilarious

[~Artanis~]

Now this is one of my favourite from the thread "how rubbish is the game for you"

People were talkign about the caps.....and dean was moaning but how slowly he is growing

Dean_S wrote:
real life, would any country say to another 'OI your to big im going put a limit on how many people can be born in your country?

I DONT THINK SO!!!!!!!

The reply made me laugh half an hour,evrytime it passes through my mind i feel kinda better

Beliskner wrote:
I do believe China gave it a bash

[Ero`Sore]

LoL I found it!!! I'm gonna edit the above post too:

I get this message...

Subject: Please cease the attacks

Message text:

Greetings. And Merry Christmas. I write you this message to ask a favor. Please stop attacking my accounts. I have asked you twice on two seperate accounts, whether you knew it was me or not. Yes I realize that you\'re only using one turn, and that you aren\'t doing much damage in one attack but with them coming day after day, it tends to add up. The accounts I run are Eronion, DravenTheMighty (for a friend till he gets the net back), TitanStar, The Beast, Velvered, this one, and Strykur (also for a friend until he gets the net back). If you could avoid these accounts I will be most greatful. I have, and will, declare peace with you on all of these accounts as a gesture of good faith.

Again, I wish you a merry christmas and hope your holidays are full of joy. On behalf of me and the other accounts I run. Thanks in advance for understanding.

[Spacey]

A good portion since I started modding were threats due to modding, on the other side I get a lot of peace declarations too (which is a nice alternative)...I don't keep and don't reply to many.

[Spam Bot]

The best are the funny ones. This recent one comes immediately to mind and had me chuckling for a half hour or so:

Ooooh, baby, I want to take your Naq and just rub it all over me.....then I want you to mass me nice.....and.....slow.......Spy me, baby, spy me! Take this account and ravage it! Oh, let me see your Attack move into my Mothership.

The rest are often angry, haughty, threatening, or meek and generally revolve around my having to remove planets for naq farming me.

Now which depraved sicko would send something like that? Looks like you have an admirer. And Eros - how could anyone forget that pm that you posted in Cheaters - Wasn't it titled something like "Stupidest N00b of all time?" Who needs multi hunters when they are throwing themselves at your feet!


Oh yes - I know which sicko would send something like that...tee hee...

[thaltek]

Ooooh, baby, I want to take your Naq and just rub it all over me.....then I want you to mass me nice.....and.....slow.......Spy me, baby, spy me! Take this account and ravage it! Oh, let me see your Attack move into my Mothership.

Now which depraved sicko would send something like that? Looks like you have an admirer. And Eros - how could anyone forget that pm that you posted in Cheaters - Wasn't it titled something like "Stupidest N00b of all time?" Who needs multi hunters when they are throwing themselves at your feet!


Oh yes - I know which sicko would send something like that...tee hee...

i will asume that as a confession.

the funnyest one i ever got was, well.....
(i had no idea someone could string 50 some unpostable words into a coherint sentence)

[Phoenix of Terra]

lol thal, was the message about your spamming

[Hensenshi]

If you can find Bryan and my joke shop thread, you'll have everything you need.

[BL1P]

A m8 of mine raided an account then later that day he got a message.

"your gona wish you hadnt done that cause when my m8 BL1P gets home from school hes gona kick your ass"

Im 40

[Dean_S]

actually your wrong, a bonus can be like that....


just say i no someone who is non ascended with twice our income %

so with 10mill miners he gets around 2.5bill

i think it could be a bug but o well