"Best parts of your received ingame messages"

[Chris M]

When i was rank 2, and my alliance mate was rank 1 i got a message simular to this

"stop farming me or else The BL1P, rank 1 incase you dont know, will mass you and destroy your account"

i laughed
i forgot to tell Lee, but if i had told him tho im sure me and him would have had some fun with the n00b.

[PT0LL3MY]

During the CoP-CIA war I got hit by a vulture. I had no def and he hit me for half a bill .....So I hit him back and took my naq back.....He then hit me Three!!!! times,(I had no naq and no def!!) and sent me this PM......

Dude, that's just a warning, if you attack me again, my commander my alliance and myself will come down on you like a ton of bricks.

regards
******


So I replied thusly....

Dude!!!! LOL.....Ouch that hurt!!!....Oh no my def went from 0 to ......0 !!! lol......look mate, you took my naq, I took yours......ITS A WAR GAME!!!! live with it.......If you wanna be a cry baby then go play with some other toys........I really dont think your alliance wanna get into a fight with my alliance over someone who cant take a half bill hit..........


About 30 nanoseconds later i got his reply.....It has to go down as one of the best, whinging, begging pm's I have ever had.......

no no, i didn't mean it, please don't attack me, i only said that to try and stop you from attacking me

Please don't attack

The guy has class and courage...........

[~Artanis~]

A m8 of mine raided an account then later that day he got a message.

"your gona wish you hadnt done that cause when my m8 BL1P gets home from school hes gona kick your ass"

Im 40

don´t you work in school as a teacher or school advisor????or as a repairman lmao

[~Artanis~]

no no, i didn't mean it, please don't attack me, i only said that to try and stop you from attacking me

Please don't attack

The guy has class and courage...........

got plenty of this kind of messages.........some people really dont have the guts.............

[BL1P]

erm nope i dont work in a school

[~Artanis~]

erm nope i dont work in a school

just kiddin mate

[Midnight]

I got this one the other day after taking 13bil from a 750k army size account with 0 defense:

Subject:

Message text:

just to let u know my 7 year old daughter as been sittin her 4 the past 30 mins getin that an u come an be a idiot well done dose it make u fill good that u make kids cry


ass

Do I even ask why people are letting their 7 year old girls (and boys) play a world wide war game?

I neglected to reply.

[Mordack]

I got this one the other day after taking 13bil from a 750k army size account with 0 defense:

Subject:

Message text:

just to let u know my 7 year old daughter as been sittin her 4 the past 30 mins getin that an u come an be a idiot well done dose it make u fill good that u make kids cry


ass

Do I even ask why people are letting their 7 year old girls (and boys) play a world wide war game?

I neglected to reply.

Haha, that's so hilarious. If someone sent me that, I'd have it framed.

None of mine are nearly so amusing... I need to farm more, I guess.

[RobinInDaHood]

I got this one the other day after taking 13bil from a 750k army size account with 0 defense:

Subject:

Message text:

just to let u know my 7 year old daughter as been sittin her 4 the past 30 mins getin that an u come an be a idiot well done dose it make u fill good that u make kids cry


ass

Do I even ask why people are letting their 7 year old girls (and boys) play a world wide war game?

I neglected to reply.

rofl, that's awesome.

[Spam Bot]

Oh dear - someone with that level of intelligence was allowed to breed? *Sigh* There goes the gene pool.


Seriously - rewrite that to say

Me n my 2 brovvas wat share the acont have been multiying with 6 ovvas and that was nack we sent that we didunt log on fast enuff to catch becoz my primuree skool does not have fast computaz

[Ero`Sore]

I got this one the other day after taking 13bil from a 750k army size account with 0 defense:

Subject:

Message text:

just to let u know my 7 year old daughter as been sittin her 4 the past 30 mins getin that an u come an be a idiot well done dose it make u fill good that u make kids cry


ass

Do I even ask why people are letting their 7 year old girls (and boys) play a world wide war game?

I neglected to reply.

lol.. now i wish i had like 48 kids.. i could make em all farm for me 30 minutes a day

[Bull-E]

i took 4 bil from some dude i farm a lot

he sent the following pm

bicht

original huh?

ps: that was not edited, he cant spell

[Severian]

hey pee brain, stop raiding me.......

First message i ever recieved that was intented as an insult...

*treasures forever*

lol i am abandon your planet lol
i will quit

After raiding a good 200K off the one person. Lost a dodgy planet and they ran to perg. Fair trade although i felt pretty bad afterwards. First time i've felt guilty over the game

Now, For a change of direction for this topic:

I understand we are all playing a game and since it\'s a game we are meant to have fun.
But you people are making my consciences feel such a guilt trip for being too nice when i mass you!!
It\'s making this war extremely difficult!

Message i recieved after congradulating someone catching me out and massing my Mothership. Seems i'm not the only one who gets guilty easy and reminds you that there is a real player behind every account. A kind honest word goes a long long way

good luck on your exams

From a person i'm at an alliance war with, noticed my planet names or post and wished me luck. After a lot of nastyness on forums and a rather downer of a day, a simple mesage like that meant a lot

[~Artanis~]

nice guys.........