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[quickshot84]

[23:39:02] <@Nuto_vixen> thats why I'm easy....
[23:39:12] <@Nuto_vixen> easy like sunday morning...
[23:39:12] <+LordBalor> oh are you
[23:39:18] <@Nuto_vixen>
[23:39:22] <+LordBalor> *takes note*
[23:39:46] <+LordBalor> quickshot84
[23:39:52] <%quickshot84> >:D
[23:39:52] <+LordBalor> you know what has to be done ^_^
[23:39:56] <%quickshot84> brb
[23:39:56] <%quickshot84> ^_^
[23:40:17] <%quickshot84> yay yay Nuto
[23:41:09] <@Nuto_vixen> you will pay
[23:41:14] <%quickshot84> no i wont
[23:41:20] <@Nuto_vixen> yes you will
[23:41:22] <%quickshot84> no i wont
[23:41:23] <@Nuto_vixen> and it will be FULL price
[23:41:24] <%quickshot84> and you know i wont
[23:41:26] <%quickshot84> ppft
[23:41:28] <@Nuto_vixen> no student concession for you

[JOS]

[20:30:24] <%quickshot84> oo 1hr till video is downloaded
[20:30:25] <%quickshot84> >_>
[20:30:42] <+LordBalor> you pron addict
[20:30:50] <taxxy> lol
[20:31:00] <%quickshot84> anime video you sicko
[20:31:11] <+LordBalor>
[20:31:11] <taxxy> his name isnt quickshot for a reason balor
[20:31:11] <+LordBalor> Hentai
[20:31:18] <+LordBalor> Thats worse
[20:31:18] <+LordBalor> shame on you
[20:31:18] <%quickshot84> sif balor
[20:31:18] <+LordBalor> shame
[20:31:20] <%quickshot84> d grey man
[20:31:30] <+LordBalor> old men :S
[20:31:36] <+LordBalor> God almighty
[20:31:41] <Dante> ...
[20:31:43] <+LordBalor> you have something wrong with you!
[20:31:50] * LordBalor was kicked by quickshot84 (no means no)

[quickshot84]

[16:42:58] <+LordBalor> I dropped a $10 note and my dog picked it up and i chased him around

trying to get it back
[16:43:15] <+LordBalor> Ended up running to get some treats and handing them to him
[16:43:18] <DarkDayz> lol
[16:43:20] <+LordBalor> and he dropped the $10 next to me
[16:43:31] <+LordBalor> was zomg i did not just make a transaction with my dog :S
[16:43:44] <DarkDayz> hahah
[16:44:05] <+LordBalor> He's getting too intelligent for his own good :/

[Angelos.]

<Angelos> hey NikitaNatasha
* ABlindMan has his HEAD ASPLODE from huffing too many orange kittens
<NikitaNatasha> hi
<Deuce> asplode?
<Angelos>
<Deuce> O_o
<Ferra> asplode?
<Angelos> ASSPLODE he meant
<Angelos>
<ABlindMan> yep
<Deuce> LOL @ angelos
<Deuce> wait, how does angelos get to say ass
<Deuce> >_<
<Deuce> how is that word not filtered?
<Deuce> lol
<Angelos> ass ass ass
<Angelos> ass ass ass
<Ferra> learn how to slepp
<Ferra> spell
<Deuce> they filter acronyms, like WTH, but not ass?
* Deuce was kicked by Zathras (No swearing or masking pls · 558)
* Deuce has joined #Stargatewars
<Angelos> lmao
<Lysanders> lmao
<Deuce> see
<Deuce> =/
<Ferra> wow i need to learn how to spell
<Ferra> :/
<Angelos> how is ass a swear word?
<Lysanders> ferra you legend
<Deuce> jackass
<Angelos> for crying out loud..

[The Deity Osiris]

<Amec> Cya CookieMonster
<CookieMonster> ok
<Amec> btw, get out of perg
<CookieMonster> I cant
<Amec> lies
<Steven> lol
<CookieMonster> I have 0 turns
<Steven> lIES!
<Amec> lol
<CookieMonster> Its trur
<Amec> *afk*
<Steven> lol
<Steven> I was joking
<CookieMonster> ok , so I have 9 turns Amec
<Steven> I KNEW IT!!
<Steven> LIER!
<CookieMonster> lol
<Steven>
*** CookieMonster is now known as MySpace

We lie a lot on IRC lets get the action.

Steven~

[The Doctor]

<Deuce> I DONT WANT TO BE IN HARRYS PANTS

O_o

and one more:

<Jadesbrother> what are you dong harry?
<[TC]TitaniaX> thats a freudian slip if i ever saw one

[The Deity Osiris]

Episode 1:

* Bastet steals the happy pan
* LordBalor hides
<Steven> Awww Bastet
<Bastet> Long weekends ruuuuuule
* Deuce puts bacon on happy pan and starts cooking
<Deuce> lol?
<LordBalor> damn straight Bastet
<Bastet> hmmm
<Bastet> where can I go in 1 day
<Deuce> i have a 3 month weekend
<Deuce> right now
<Deuce> only 5 weeks left though
* Steven steals the Hapy Pan back from Bastet and re-calles it "The Happy Pan Of Love"!
<Deuce>
<Bastet> stop misusing the pan!
* Deuce steals happy pan of love from stevan and renames it the Happy Pan of Lust
<Deuce> steven*
<Deuce> lol
<Steven> No no
<Steven> it mine
<Deuce> nuh uh
<Deuce> mine!
<harry1989> Back
<Deuce> welcome back
<LordBalor> How many units of maths do you have to do mate?
<Steven> Hey harry
* Deuce wonders when he can get his pan priveledges back
<harry1989> hey Diety
* Steven grabs his other "Happy Pan Of Love" out from under Bastet's chair and holds it tightly so no one can take it.
* Bastet confiscates it
<quickshot84> whens the melb thing too Nuto_vixen
<Steven> Please Bastet?
<Bastet> no
Steven cries on Bastets shoulder
* Deuce tickels Bastet till the pan is released, then grabs it
* Bastet drops elephant on Steven
<Steven> I will be nice
<Deuce> tickles*
* Bastet drops elephant on Deuce
* Bastet puts the pan in the melter
* Deuce eats the elephant
<Deuce> yummy
<Steven> :O
<Deuce> NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Steven> My pan no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Deuce dives into the melter for hte pan
<Deuce> I got the pan! I got the pan!
* Deuce melts
* Steven jumps in to get the pan and grabs it and doesnt get hurt.
<Deuce>
* harry1989 makes Steven get hurt
<Steven> Deuce I fly ^_^
<Bastet> the pan is mostly melted
<harry1989>
<Deuce> lol
* Deuce remakes the pan with whats left of his body
<Deuce> now i AM the pan
<Deuce>
* Bastet closes the melter's door trapping him in
* Steven hits Harry with the mostly melted Happy Pan Of Love
* harry1989 takes pan and sticks it down his pants
<Deuce> NO
<harry1989> Lets see who grabs it now
<harry1989>
<Deuce> I DONT WANT TO BE IN HARRYS PANTS
<Bastet> poor Deuce
<harry1989> what a quote lol
<harry1989> that one line
<Deuce> lol
<harry1989> =)
<LordBalor> o.o
* Steven grabs the pan and hits harry with the other Happy Pan Of Lust
* harry1989 grabs all the pants and shoves them up Deuces rear end
<Deuce> ugh...
* Bastet keeps hers
<Deuce> im part of the pan now
<Deuce> lol
* harry1989 makes sure he is wearing gloves when he does the above
* Steven keeps his and hides behind Bastet
<Steven> Ok Bastet you can have the pans
* Deuce wonders if his "quote" will get saved, lol
* Steven gives them to Bastet
* Bastet melts all the love and lust pans
<Bastet> there
<Bastet> now the disgraces are gone
* Deuce secretly forges a new kind of pan.... TUBAWEAR!!!
<Deuce> lol
<Steven> lol
<Bastet> now where is my chainsaw
* Deuce is caught eating the blades of the chainsaw
<Deuce> oops
* Steven sneaks into Bastets house and steals her pans without her knowing or seeing him
<Deuce> pans or pants? you silly perv
<Deuce> lol
<Steven> lol
<Steven> pans
<harry1989> LordBalor, quote that one line of Deuces lol
* Steven takes the pans and forums a new HAPPY PAN OF LOVE AND LUST and hides it some where no one can get to it but hinself
<harry1989> im too lazy too
* harry1989 finds it, and shoves it down his pants
<harry1989>
<Steven> pfft
<Deuce> brb eveyrone
<Deuce> lol
<harry1989> anythings possible on IRC
<harry1989>
<harry1989> i know im gonna regret that line later but meh lol
<LordBalor> eh
<LordBalor> i cbb quoting
<harry1989> DO IT
<harry1989>
<LordBalor> need a coffee actually :p
<LordBalor> brb
* harry1989 tries, and fails, to look tough
* Steven takes the pan out of Harry's pants and goes in wail probing Harry and destroying his knowledge.
* harry1989 evades
* Bastet attacks from the left
* harry1989 still has pan
<harry1989>
* Steven makes harry stand steal
<Steven>
* harry1989 does a crap on the pan...see who wants it now
<harry1989> stand steal?
<harry1989> u mean stand still?
* Steven shoves Deuce down harry's pants and replaces the pan
* harry1989 gives Steven spelling lessons
<Steven> yes still
* harry1989 evades with pan
* Bastet attacks from the left
* harry1989 evades also
* Steven uses the line 'I DONT WANT TO BE IN HARRYS PANTS' and jumps into harry's pants magicly where harry cannot evaid
* harry1989 has 15 mins till lunch break
<Steven> *evades
* harry1989 evades
* Bastet attacks from the left
<Steven> lol
* harry1989 puts a wall to his left
<Steven> lol
<Steven> <Deuce> I DONT WANT TO BE IN HARRYS PANTS
<Steven> ^_^
<harry1989> like i said, anythings possible on IRC
<Steven> I know
<Steven> like Deuce in your pants
<Steven> ^.^
<Steven> I will have the pan back tomorrow
* Steven sits in the corner and cries hard
<Steven> harry
<Steven> I love ya
<harry1989> viewtopic.php?f=40&t=4867&p=974677#p974677
<LordBalor> And thats why the 'ph' model is superior to 'v' model
<LordBalor> And thats why the 'ph' model is superior to 'v' model
<harry1989>
<LordBalor> Stephen > Steven :p
<wacky>
<Steven> WACKY!!!!!
<Steven> I love you wacky!
<wacky> lol
<wacky> i love uu
<Steven> where have you been? :'(
<Steven> I know you doo
<wacky> reformatted my pc
<Steven> My happy Pan is gone
[/end_of_episode]

More to come

Steven~

[Steve the Wraith]

<Amec> Cya CookieMonster
<CookieMonster> ok
<Amec> btw, get out of perg
<CookieMonster> I cant
<Amec> lies
<Steven> lol
<CookieMonster> I have 0 turns
<Steven> lIES!
<Amec> lol
<CookieMonster> Its trur
<Amec> *afk*
<Steven> lol
<Steven> I was joking
<CookieMonster> ok , so I have 9 turns Amec
<Steven> I KNEW IT!!
<Steven> LIER!
<CookieMonster> lol
<Steven>
*** CookieMonster is now known as MySpace

We lie a lot on IRC lets get the action.

Steven~

lol, good times.

[Ferra]

We have a quotes topic you know. Steve the Wraith have you even been on chat.

[Steve the Wraith]

We have a quotes topic you know. Steve the Wraith have you even been on chat.

Yes, why?

[Bastet]

As requested

[17:38] <Ducky> Ferra is a she?
[17:38] <Ferra> T_T SHE!!!
[17:38] <LordBalor> yesh
[17:38] <Ferra> thats it im getting quicky to mass you

[17:40] * quickshot84 has joined #Stargatewars
[17:40] * HackSaw sets mode: +h quickshot84
[17:40] <JOS> hmm
17:40] <JOS> nice timing there quicky
[17:40] <Ferra> [TC]TitaniaX i dont have time to raid that much a day
[17:40] <JOS> it would appear that Ferra can summon you
[17:40] <[TC]TitaniaX> pfft
[17:40] * MySpace asks Ferra why he has not posted in the forum.
[17:40] * Ducky saw Ferra cast Summon quickshot84
[17:41] <quickshot84> of course he can
[17:41] <[TC]TitaniaX> lol
[17:41] <Ferra> i tend to lurk and post on stuff that intrests me
[17:41] <quickshot84> RL beeping

[quickshot84]

the -username- are notices from another user which others in the room cant see

the <username> are normal chat

[20:30:18] -erderr- WTH is there prob? lol
[20:30:24] <Jadesbrother> *starts to have sex with pugemo in the butt, again
[20:30:25] <Jadesbrother> *
[20:30:35] -erderr- its like a guy and another guy pretending to be a girl... dating in #Stargatewars lol.
[20:30:40] <+trigger_mike> wth
[20:30:47] <Pungemo> stop it! stop it! I was afk and I get butt secksed!
[20:30:54] -> -erderr- rofl its so true
[20:31:06] -erderr- with the guy whos pretending to be a girl's bother who is actually the guy pretending to have a brother who is pretending to be a girl...
[20:31:15] <%quickshot84> i should so copy that notice
[20:31:15] <Pungemo> ARGH! STOP THAT!
[20:31:16] -uerderrr- HEY I wasnt finished!
[20:31:17] <%quickshot84> and paste it in here
[20:31:20] <unknown_user> lol!
[20:31:22] <%quickshot84> cause that is GOLD erderr
[20:31:23] <%quickshot84> GOLD
[20:31:23] <Jadesbrother> lol, I will not stop until I climax
[20:31:24] <%quickshot84> XD
[20:31:27] <+Dyne> lol quicky
[20:31:29] <erderr> I know aye?
[20:31:29] <+Dyne> what notice?
[20:31:35] <%quickshot84> yes
[20:31:36] <%quickshot84> nothing
[20:31:36] <%quickshot84> >_>
[20:31:37] <%quickshot84> <_<
[20:31:38] <%quickshot84>
[20:31:38] <Pungemo> it's bad enough having jadesbrother in my but without all this licking in front
[20:31:39] * erderr is now known as Not_erderr
[20:31:41] <%quickshot84> roflmao
[20:31:41] <+Not_erderr> just incase...
[20:31:56] <Jadesbrother> lol
[20:32:01] <+Not_erderr> quickshot84... save that somewhere
[20:32:04] <+Not_erderr> ^^

[The Deity Osiris]

We have a quotes topic you know. Steve the Wraith have you even been on chat.

I like the lieing moments better .

Steven~

[quickshot84]

[07:30:19] <%Motte> Ares you are nice
[07:30:23] <%Motte> own your onw way
[07:30:39] <%Motte> on*
[07:30:42] <%Motte> own*
[07:30:51] <%Motte> dman that i need to drink more


<Amec> Im such an idiot....
<%quickshot84> true that


* StarGate14536 is now known as Amec
<+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> yay Amec!!
<+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
<+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> and I was just thinking of buying me a new Failometer!
<Amec>
<+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> good thing I didn't
<Amec> ISHY!!
<+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> it would blow up now!
* Amec is now known as StarGate8726


[18:59:44] <SGW_Guest728> hmm
[18:59:50] * SGW_Guest728 is now known as pungemo
[18:59:53] <pungemo> that's better
[19:00:25] * Amec (mailto:Amec@GA-F75A6764.cust.bit.net.au) has joined #Stargatewars
[19:00:26] <pungemo> so who's in here right now?
[19:00:37] <pungemo> hey it's amec... things just got interesting
[19:00:51] <pungemo> I don't need interesting
[19:00:53] * pungemo (mailto:SGW_Guest7@GA-1BA1665F.ains.net.au) has left #Stargatewars

[Bastet]

To add to the Amec bashing

[23:18] <Amec> I miss being on top of Angelos

and that really isn't out of context as that was the only thing said on the subject.

[23:22] <Amec> Octoberfest?
[23:23] <Amec> Is that like Ozzfest..?
[23:23] <Bastet> no
[23:23] <JOS> ...
[23:23] <JOS> Amec
[23:23] <JOS> fail
[23:23] <Amec> lol
[23:23] <Amec> Agfest?
[23:23] <Amec>
[23:23] <JOS> ...
[23:23] <JOS> uber fail

[23:24] <Amec> <JOS> Amec, you have never failed as hard as ye fails tonight <--- Wait, What?
[23:24] <Amec> oh
[23:24] <Amec> dw
[23:24] <Amec> he*
[23:24] <Motte> fail of the nation