funny farm messages.

[Steve the Wraith]

Yep. Hilarious. Not that I am not guilty of sending the odd "saucy" message m'self... aint that right?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

lol

[Lore]

WHO???

YOU?????

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My number is 555-1234 call me friday night around 8ish

[Steve the Wraith]

WHO???

YOU?????

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My number is 555-1234 call me friday night around 8ish

lol

[Bull-E]

trying to raise ur post count with "lol"

[Steve the Wraith]

trying to raise ur post count with "lol"

Never

[Catsupmotor]

Well i've never gotten any interesting pm's, so if anyone wants to send me one feel free. If anyone wants me to farm them first, to give them a reason to pm me, I'd be open to that too. Just make sure you have naq out.

[Drakkor_Noir]

ahahaha

[Tanith]

"I will give you one warning and one only, give my planet back or my CO's CO will mass you and I get all your planets." Said by someone with like 200,000 army size.

CO's CO is 1 million army size

[Breaker]

hehe, the only message i got last from a noob is...

why the **** did you attack me?

because i raided about 30k uu off him,lol.

[Dox]

best one i got:
y do u farm me? does it look like i grow apples or drive a tractor? i am not a farm....

made me laugh

[Quina Quen]

Most recently, I stole a planet with zero defence, and the nice person sent me a message saying...

"I am quite attached to my planets so I suggest you **** off".

I thought his response was rather rude, so with the help of my fellow alliance members at the time, AB, we took each all ten of zero defended planets to prove a nice simple point that language like that is unnacceptable ingame.

[buck]

"i ******* hate you , you ******* **** face, Im going to ******* murder you and then im going to **** your dead...

Well, the rest if quite unrepeatable, even with ****'s...but you get the idea...

[Apollo]

Hey! What's wrong with my Christmas card message?

[Legendary Apophis]

" You sank my MotherShip "

~HellFire

Oh, I love that one J! Consider it stolen.

I like it when I get a blustering pm from a n00b calling down the gods of annihilation upon me. Then they catch sight of my planets - and the tone changes. "AreyoureallyagirldoyouhavemsncanIseeapicturepleeeeeeeeeeeeease?"

rofl that's nice one

"I will give you one warning and one only, give my planet back or my CO's CO will mass you and I get all your planets." Said by someone with like 200,000 army size.

CO's CO is 1 million army size

never underestimate your enemy lol

"i ******* hate you , you ******* **** face, Im going to ******* murder you and then im going to **** your

dead...

Well, the rest if quite unrepeatable, even with ****'s...but you get the idea...

what's his ID? Such pathetic noob deserves a visit hehe



IN PAST I would have said damn you all lucky I dont have for a long time such messgae, but, with targetmaster aka hunt0r, that's different, I'll not recap whole story, it's on GC, maybe still page 1.
Messages:

Do not doubt, that we present =)

Ooooh just noticed the we, could he be multi??

kicking me out. ohh boy u will learn about problems now

Out of allinace btw, yea yea probs mr 1/40 my size at that time (now like 1/23, he got 470k army now)

THEN the magical pm, the noob top 40 #2 threat, the "secret co"

u will be hearing from my secret commader

ohhh boy u realy are a prick were has the real leader gone then.

the real leader will not be happy when u kicked their friend out.

we been gaming for over a year.

The FORUMS ARE GAY THEIR IS NO POINT TO THEM.

WHAT DO U WANT ME TO POST. BUT YOU ARE A *****.

My other friend however. Is one very good one.

YOU TELL ME THO WHAT ON EARTH IS THEIR TO POST ABOUT.
by ther way i reackon by tomz my friend will seee the request for a full bor assination. mabe more. I saved his ass he saves mine.

The real leader supports me of course why would she support such stupid dude lmao
Yeah still wait da assassinatorz btw

See next ones roflmao:

its a personaly war. and criky the orginaly leader. wow i so scared me and her talk on msn a gd bit still.
is this because i blocked u on msn. huh huh huh. god ur a little 5 year old.

hey look my uu gone. after that trade has been accepted with my message u will be terminated.
For as long as pay and i already in credit with over a few mil uu

Personal war, personal kamikazism I'd say lmao, (who's criky btw?)
Still not terminated and he says I'm 5yrs old coz he blocked me, as I was SECOND IN COMMAND at that time, I guess someone PRETENDIN to be in army respects NOT only the admiral or the commander of the forces but ALSO other officers...

GOLDEN STUFF HERE:

had not wante to be added. then people add me so i repirt to msn that i gettingf spamed.
and i block u.
I deh want friggin strangers adding me. criky it seems like ur a pedofile when u deh say much

I'm a pedo according to him HAHAHAHAHA I'm only 17 how could I be so??? (must be REALLY scared of me to say it, hence secret almighty commander)

[Steve the Wraith]

I got some funny one. This guy attacked my brother so I attacked this guy a few time and I get these messages:

Want to stop attacking me it's pointless you must think you are hard core attacking people who you think are noob account which is 3 days old now, mate i suggest you stop attacking me because the third best person in your alliance sodan is just one of my friends and he has left that alliance now but Xump is still in the alliance he is one of sodans officers. SO STOP USING ME FOR FARMING the only reason i attacked that mad guy is because he attacked me twice i had no defense and no attack so back off now mate DON'T WRITE BACK

Then I reply with

I do not think you are a noob. I hit people who have over 1bil out noob or not active or inactive

and he did have over a bil out. Then he says

Well can you stop farming me then mate

Then I tell him is he going to stop attacking my alliance members. And so I attack him again. Then he sends me this message

Sinster says that he will attack you for every time time you have attacked me since i was his loyal officer on my last account WHAT WAS THE POINT IN ATTACKING ME!!

Then I reply with this

Sinster who? Did you just confess to be a muti? Because I wanted to.

So I look up Sinster and he is rank 3 at the time. Then I attack him more just for fun. I go out for a while, after when I log in I see he attacked me 3 times and then he deleted his accoount.



Edit: All this happened in perg. and I tell him that Sinster can go ahead and mass me,lol, and besides this guy had only 22K army size.