funny farm messages.

[Legendary Apophis]

haha

[TheRook]

a recent message on our forums from someone who one of our members hit a guy a couple of times

"Yo (WoB Member),

What the heck do you think you\'re doing? The rules say you are only allowed to attack someone once every 12 hours. You can attack others, but not the same person instantly. What you did is considered cheating and I would appreciate it if you didn\'t do it again. It\'s hard enough as it is to keep my forces up without someone cheating as well.

(Now Delete Player), the Shadow that hunts the Night"


anotehr message from the "player" after the WOB member stole his planet cos the guy was a fool and it would annoy the player more


"wow, really mature to steal my planet just because I told you that I think there is a rule about not attacking more then once in a minute. You may just have won a war with DBZ Warriors. (We spoke with DBZ Warriors leader and he pretty much laughed at the noob too(who for the benefit of DBZ Warriors WASNT in there alliance ))

Oh and massing is when you and all your officers and commander attack someone, not you alone attacking multiple times, silly.

Oh and you should get a life, this is a game so there are rules. And again I\'m not sure there is such a rule. As I said in my last message I think there is such a rule as I was told there is one in the forum, but I could never find it.

(Now Delete Player), the Shadow that hunts the Night"


So from taking his recommendation

The Warlords decided to mass him... by hitting him once for 15 AT for each member as to not "cheat"

Soon enough he deleted his account...

Good Riddance to people who dont have a clue whats going on and threaten people with someone else thinking they can instill fear


TheRook
Warlords of Briton

[byrne1]

Thanks alot Rook.

The only chance I see something interesting and it affects me. U beat me and paste it up.

The last topic was about me.

[TheRook]

[[KMA]Avenger]

LMAO

Rook, all i have to say to your post is...thank god for n00bs

[Nox]

this was from a "respectfull" dde member, after he hit me:

Message text:

thanks gayboy

so then again, after the mass:

Message text:

hahahahahaha...gay

ye mass me... but killin 70% of my spies is too far... i look forward to taking your planets until the damages equal that done to me

and he still came in msn and started calling me gay, i think he feels lonely or something, lol

then i have this, a completly different person, a nice guy actually :

Subject:

Message text:

ofcourse its a game and ofcourse I will take planet back, and go after you, time doesnt matter, one day we meet again on battlefield, I wont forget such a good massing =]

cheers

after my reply:

Message text:

I wish you huge def, loads of spys, awesome ms

cheers

[Fear Of The Duck]

i was massing a noob and that's what he spamed my inbox with (posting only the best ones):


1 im comming for you


2 you have 2 days befor i strike back better get your finger out and biuld like a **Filtered**


at this point like he starts to happily mass his attack on my def


3 wannwanna carry this on ?


4 please can you stop now


5 apprisiated oh im intouch with omega unlucky you


6 you have attacked me a few times and lost your mother ship its more you then me getting hurt if you look i have sold up my attack and upped my mother ship some more i may come down the chain and attack all your officers if you threten me or attack me again mother ship is good to hurt people

he kinda did but didn't help him much. he continues to kill his attackers on my def


7 and i just got another 2K turns to do it


8 my boobies (HIS MS IS CALLED THAT) got you and dont be saying to your officer you killed my attack because i can easly get it back i sold it because i raid now OOO your officer looks yummy

i'm checking my officer's logs. noob is massing his att on my officer def now.

here comes the best part:


9 so for now i suggest you send 100K UU to me and say 10 bill to cover losses or he will ill single every one out if you like and send you secords of every attack you brought this on your self LOL


10 so be it goodnight oh and say by to my DEFENCE LOL I WILL SELL it oh and look its on my mother ship hehe more carnage for your alliance


yup. alliance


11 Now ****ing look at you officer logs arse hole im glad we did this !!!!


12 if you dont pay me 30 bill and 100K units in 24hours i will take some one else down and then another 10 bill will be added to your repair fees have fun :


13 time is a wasting i will give you 12 hours acutaly


14 40 bill and say buy to zechecks mothership 150 K UU aswell


15 next it will be the aliance leader i suggest you back down and pay you DEBT


the next day:


16 as you see you have dropped a few K ranks and you wont gain them untill you pay up man good luck im going to keep on your back untill you learn to speek befor you take action and i will take some one else day by day 40 BILL 150K UU by tommrow or it will got up to 50Bill and 200K UU. i did give you a chance to pay me a little amout nd i did as you to stop but you didnt now its just your problem i suppose


17 i was already massed and the allainces are comming for you

omega is one of them

[[KMA]Avenger]

rofl...

nothing like watching someone self inflict a good massing on themselfs

[Supremme Replicator]

he kept threatening to attack me, and when he finaly did i killed the rest of his attack units..so i attacked him back and killed 14k of his soldiers and 300 shield capacity on his ms...wonder how much he would have lost if i massed him instead lol...the dude barks at me but cant bite me...

[velya]

i had one guy tell me that he was gonna an allience to mass me, but he threaten me with my own allience so i massed him and left him with screw all, guy should learn to read before playing a text based game

[Fear Of The Duck]

but seriously, i think we should help them.

[velya]

[Legendary Apophis]

i was massing a noob and that's what he spamed my inbox with (posting only the best ones):


1 im comming for you


2 you have 2 days befor i strike back better get your finger out and biuld like a dog


at this point like he starts to happily mass his attack on my def


3 wannwanna carry this on ?


4 please can you stop now


5 apprisiated oh im intouch with omega unlucky you


6 you have attacked me a few times and lost your mother ship its more you then me getting hurt if you look i have sold up my attack and upped my mother ship some more i may come down the chain and attack all your officers if you threten me or attack me again mother ship is good to hurt people

he kinda did but didn't help him much. he continues to kill his attackers on my def


7 and i just got another 2K turns to do it


8 my boobies (HIS MS IS CALLED THAT) got you and dont be saying to your officer you killed my attack because i can easly get it back i sold it because i raid now OOO your officer looks yummy

i'm checking my officer's logs. noob is massing his att on my officer def now.

here comes the best part:


9 so for now i suggest you send 100K UU to me and say 10 bill to cover losses or he will ill single every one out if you like and send you secords of every attack you brought this on your self LOL


10 so be it goodnight oh and say by to my DEFENCE LOL I WILL SELL it oh and look its on my mother ship hehe more carnage for your alliance


yup. alliance


11 Now ****ing look at you officer logs arse hole im glad we did this !!!!


12 if you dont pay me 30 bill and 100K units in 24hours i will take some one else down and then another 10 bill will be added to your repair fees have fun :


13 time is a wasting i will give you 12 hours acutaly


14 40 bill and say buy to zechecks mothership 150 K UU aswell


15 next it will be the aliance leader i suggest you back down and pay you DEBT


the next day:


16 as you see you have dropped a few K ranks and you wont gain them untill you pay up man good luck im going to keep on your back untill you learn to speek befor you take action and i will take some one else day by day 40 BILL 150K UU by tommrow or it will got up to 50Bill and 200K UU. i did give you a chance to pay me a little amout nd i did as you to stop but you didnt now its just your problem i suppose


17 i was already massed and the allainces are comming for you

omega is one of them

Care to send me his ID (if he didn't delete by now)?
I will pay some billions naq for getting him after me and hope I'll get same pms

[Death God]

I was Zekks officer once and he recived a message from some player. I stepped in since i spied him and saw near to nil.
I attacked him and got some naq and uu, next thing i see are messages not the average day messages from farm targets and the such, but messages in role play action. Something about the forest coming to life and the trees and elfs massing my defences
Well a day he atacked me and just with his MS totally destryoed my defences and ms. Now hes my officer how odd things are arnt they

[General Disorder]

Someone pm'd me about being their officer back when I had around 200k army size and then when I told him no he massed my CO and kept threatening to mass him and take his planets till I joined him. lol So I joined him not to bother my CO and followed him for a bit untill I found a few friends then he went and started a new game and kept buying different accounts. Well he did mass me also and killed my 600k def but I didn't care I was just happy to be wanted and be massed finally.