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Re: funny farm messages.
i had someone PM like that, said i was his officer 6 months ago, funny thing is, i haven't been playing that long and i started this accoutn from scratch, plus he was weaker then me, i don't join anyone i can beat up myself , 

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Re: funny farm messages.
i usually congratulate the people who get a good hit on me;
keeps the good spirits up
but i DID ask DarkAnubis once, who kept telling me that Gen Lucky, ETL, etc. etc. were going to mass me and they were all his best friends and stuff, so I said fine, get ETL to PM me ingame.
guess who's name showed up in my inbox... lol...
keeps the good spirits up
but i DID ask DarkAnubis once, who kept telling me that Gen Lucky, ETL, etc. etc. were going to mass me and they were all his best friends and stuff, so I said fine, get ETL to PM me ingame.
guess who's name showed up in my inbox... lol...
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Re: funny farm messages.
[AK]Mystake wrote:...get ETL to PM me ingame.
guess who's name showed up in my inbox... lol...
How come I never receive things like these
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Re: funny farm messages.
[AK]Mystake wrote:i usually congratulate the people who get a good hit on me;
keeps the good spirits up
but i DID ask DarkAnubis once, who kept telling me that Gen Lucky, ETL, etc. etc. were going to mass me and they were all his best friends and stuff, so I said fine, get ETL to PM me ingame.
guess who's name showed up in my inbox... lol...
Who showed up?

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Re: funny farm messages.
i raided a guy with 200mil def for like 15k UU (maybe a little less) and this was in my inbox:
you ****er
ps. he said guess..... i guess sinister
you ****er
ps. he said guess..... i guess sinister
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Re: funny farm messages.
hfown wrote:i raided a guy with 200mil def for like 15k UU (maybe a little less) and this was in my inbox:
you ****er
ps. he said guess..... i guess sinister
wrongo bongo
ETL showed up in my inbox, lol.
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Re: funny farm messages.
lol I just got this one
Self modded by the sender so I'm not sure what he's calling me
Leave 17 Bill Naq and 100K+ UU on show with a pi**y little defense and of course it will be taken, no point crying or shouting when it's you own fault
you are a really ******
Self modded by the sender so I'm not sure what he's calling me
Leave 17 Bill Naq and 100K+ UU on show with a pi**y little defense and of course it will be taken, no point crying or shouting when it's you own fault




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Re: funny farm messages.
I liked this one:
"DO NOT ATTACK MY OFFICER AGAIN !! . Would u like to b my officer as i am looking for more active player ?"
(as the officer in question was completely inactive, hence me attacking them).
"DO NOT ATTACK MY OFFICER AGAIN !! . Would u like to b my officer as i am looking for more active player ?"
(as the officer in question was completely inactive, hence me attacking them).
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Re: funny farm messages.
Kateaclysmic wrote:I liked this one:
"DO NOT ATTACK MY OFFICER AGAIN !! . Would u like to b my officer as i am looking for more active player ?"
(as the officer in question was completely inactive, hence me attacking them).
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Re: funny farm messages.
[AK]Mystake wrote:hfown wrote:i raided a guy with 200mil def for like 15k UU (maybe a little less) and this was in my inbox:
you ****er
ps. he said guess..... i guess sinister
wrongo bongo
ETL showed up in my inbox, lol.
so what was ETL's message to you?
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Re: funny farm messages.
i don't actually remember
it wasn't something like "dark anubis is my friend omega delcare war against u"
i think it was "yes he's my friend" but not exactly that, and i dont remember if he used the word friend or not.
it wasn't something like "dark anubis is my friend omega delcare war against u"
i think it was "yes he's my friend" but not exactly that, and i dont remember if he used the word friend or not.
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Re: funny farm messages.
Well here is another one...
I spied someone with 290k UU out behind a 77 bill defence
a base UP of about 25-30k so from my guessing it had been over 10 days worth of UP
I figured it could be a trade so left it for 3 days came back and they had 350k UU out...
So I mass raided them...
Soon after I received a message saying that they were saving the UU for something... (by leaving it out in the open)
after a few pm's about me apologising (being nice) not realising he was active I then comment on the fact that he had 350k UU out on purpose!
I get this
"so, does it matters what I was saving it for? U could sent a message first if u want to see if I\'m active. Any ideea to give me back my UU\'s ?"
bless him for trying
I replied I'm not giving him anything back
"ok, so U kill my defence, stole my UU\'s and want to let it as nothing?, That\'s not gonna happend."
I then started a thread in the UU market to buy UU with naq as I do occasionally
"I saw u buy UU\'s...why didn\'t u make me an offer?"
Since then I haven't replied or spoken to him as I wasn't going to pay him back but I have set him to peace because of his co asking me to as he was active
but I hope he/she has learnt not to save your UU out in the open...
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I spied someone with 290k UU out behind a 77 bill defence
a base UP of about 25-30k so from my guessing it had been over 10 days worth of UP
I figured it could be a trade so left it for 3 days came back and they had 350k UU out...
So I mass raided them...
Soon after I received a message saying that they were saving the UU for something... (by leaving it out in the open)
after a few pm's about me apologising (being nice) not realising he was active I then comment on the fact that he had 350k UU out on purpose!
I get this
"so, does it matters what I was saving it for? U could sent a message first if u want to see if I\'m active. Any ideea to give me back my UU\'s ?"
bless him for trying
I replied I'm not giving him anything back
"ok, so U kill my defence, stole my UU\'s and want to let it as nothing?, That\'s not gonna happend."
I then started a thread in the UU market to buy UU with naq as I do occasionally
"I saw u buy UU\'s...why didn\'t u make me an offer?"
Since then I haven't replied or spoken to him as I wasn't going to pay him back but I have set him to peace because of his co asking me to as he was active
but I hope he/she has learnt not to save your UU out in the open...
TheRook
p.s. if anyone wants to save 4-5 mill UU out in the open let me know... I'll buy some turns
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Re: funny farm messages.
TheRook wrote:
p.s. if anyone wants to save 4-5 mill UU out in the open let me know... I'll buy some turns
ROFL

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Re: funny farm messages.
"plz ill pay u w/e u want not to farm me any more"
lol, was a year or so ago when i still played ingame.
lol, was a year or so ago when i still played ingame.

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