Funny SG sayings

[Roskva]

This isnt really a "Joke", but I found it ammusing:


Colonel Mitchel: "You really suck at the whole bedside manner thing"
-Right after that SG-1 Episode-
Colonel Sheppard: "You really suck at the whole bedside manner thing"

lol, I noticed that too, but I wasn't sure if the lines were exactly the same or just something close...Somebodies getting skimpy with the writing..

[LordApophisOne]

They were Exactly the same! LOL This actually gives me a sense of security knowing that Atlantis writers and SG-1 writers are writing in Sync with each other

[Darth CRÅYSHACK_Toe9292]

I think it might be the same writers, some of the story lines are very similar.

[Ålbel The Wicked]

Meh they did say that Atlantis wasent replacing SG-1 but complementing it...For those of you who have seen From Stargate to Atlantis: The Lowdown...

[smooshable]

I laughed so hard at this - Season 8, episode 14 (Full Alert).

KINSEY: Who are you calling?

O'NEILL: Local sheriff's a friend of mine.

KINSEY: I may be disgraced, but I'm not wanted for any crimes.

O'NEILL: Breaking and entering?

[Ålbel The Wicked]

[Setesh]

From "Window of Opportunity"

Hammond: What are you doing out of uniform?
Jack: Handing you my resignation
Carter: You're resigning? Why?
Jack: So I can do this *grabs her and kisses her till the day restarts again*

Later on in the episode hes staring at carter
Carter: ..What..?
Jack: Nothing..

[Man of God]

My favorite Teal'c quote, "Indeed"

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Carter- You know, this medicine could become a miracle drug back on earth.

Daniel- Yeah, but somebody else will get the credit for it. We can never tell where it came from.

Jack- Damn, guess im gonna have to cancel that Oprah interview.

Teal'c- What is an Oprah?

[Ålbel The Wicked]

No more funny sayings?!?!?! Comeon I've herd a bunch in the new season 9 episodes...But Its kinda boring If I post them all...Why dont you guys post them instead?

[LordApophisOne]

(Mitchell Presses Ancient Button)

Daniel: "Hey! New Guy!"
Mitchell: "But You touched that"
Daniel: "I can read that"

[Apadamek]

this is waaaay back in season two but its still funny



martuff:essentialy, your father has been sent to hell

jack: well i'm going there anyway, better check out the neighberhood

just a blast from the past

[Setesh]

this is waaaay back in season two but its still funny



martuff:essentialy, your father has been sent to hell

jack: well i'm going there anyway, better check out the neighberhood

just a blast from the past

lol iremember that

[fredrabbit]

Sam- blaber on about black holes

Jack- auctualy it is called the acrestion disk

Danial- I guess it is easy to see why the locals would be afraid of something like this What did you say

Jack- it is just an astromntical term

Sam- you did not think the cournel had a telscope on his roof just to look at his neigbors did you.

sam and danial walk through stargate

Jack- not at first

[Setesh]

Sheppard: You said you wanted to go home

Ford: You didnt buy the whole I wanna go home speech did ya sheppard? Go on with the plan

Sheppard: The plan SUCKS

Ford: You said it was a good plan

Sheppard: You didnt buy the whole "its a good plan" speech did ya?

[The Dalek Empire]

*Ba'al is talking to O'neill about how to defeat the Replicators*

Jack: I've got a better idea. Why don't we just sit back and watch you get your butt kicked? That way you'll be dead, and we'll be glad!

Ba'al: You cannot be serious?!

Jack: Yes i can. I just choose not to. Some of the time.