funny farm messages.

[Teal'auc of the Void]

I was on my usual raiding party, when I came across guy, who had 250k uu open and like only 15 bill def. Of course, I started to raid him and raided. Happy smile on face, UU were going home, few moments later his defence was gone (what an accident) and his UU moved to better territory...

Barely minute after I got message 'Could you stop?'

I didn't understand one thing -- why the hell he didn't train his UU, because he was present all the time, repairing his defence (well, he gave up anyways)

Of course he wanted them back, but I rather gave him a lesson about training his uu



Teal'auc

[chucknorris101]

lol just got htis recently from a guy who had attempted to steal a friends planet ( yay allaince atk log) checked him out saw he had 2 bil out and 300 mil def so i took it..and took his 600 mil out for repair(dunno why he didnt need that much lol)..then he sent me this

Message text:

prepare to be eradicated you spineless punk


this means war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lol yes it does and now he has no ms...lol..ran out of at

lmao he has 14.5k army...

[Breaker]

Just got this from a guy i farmed earlier today...

Hey pleas don\'t declar war on me.

hehe.

[Teal'auc of the Void]

Message text:

attack me one more time and u will regret it. i have friends in very high places. understand.

Got that message from my farm...

My reply was another attack and another message

Message text:

Sure, understand. Don\'t BS me with threats. Welcome to my farm list.



T.

Bah, gotta teach noobs to not threat me with "higher ranks"



Teal'auc

[BL1P]

A m8 of mine farmed a guy

the guy replyed "your dead when my m8 BL1P gets home from school hes gona kick your ass"

Im 40 and my m8 knew this

[Fear Of The Duck]

40 and you still go to school??? guess you're a teacher.

[Zeratul]

we have yet to receive any such messages... which is unfortunate, considering how funny they are to read...

[Anarchy_]

all the people i hit are too polite. they simply ask me to stop... sumtime i listen, sumtimes i dont.
i kinda wanna get sumthing funny, just to get a little break from the repetition that is farming...

[~Anubis~]

all the people i hit are too polite. they simply ask me to stop... sumtime i listen, sumtimes i dont.
i kinda wanna get sumthing funny, just to get a little break from the repetition that is farming...

ill send u some of mine if your really that desperate to get some

[Hensenshi]

Hmmmm. I've been threatened with my own name before. That was really fun.

[WarMachine]

I hit a guy who had around 6+ billion naq out and I get the message

"if u hit me 1 mor tiem i will mass u to hell"

And I replied with the lyrics to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" and told him "Congrats! You just got Rickrolled!"

[Legendary Apophis]

lol just got htis recently from a guy who had attempted to steal a friends planet ( yay allaince atk log) checked him out saw he had 2 bil out and 300 mil def so i took it..and took his 600 mil out for repair(dunno why he didnt need that much lol)..then he sent me this

Message text:

prepare to be eradicated you spineless punk


this means war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lol yes it does and now he has no ms...lol..ran out of at

lmao he has 14.5k army...

hahahaha gold stuff you should have asked him to mass you, and send him 100AT to help him!
Like that he'd kill his troops on your def, and you would have laughed even more!!!

Hmmmm. I've been threatened with my own name before. That was really fun.

[[KMA]Avenger]

nothing like a self inflicted massing to put a smile on your face...

tho it does take away some of the pleasure of actually massing someone yourself