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i welcome this initiative however the location of the talks is highly disputable due to recent actions and issues regarding the stability of north carolina. we suggest finding a neutral country location to hold talks rather than any bias. we propose a security council be formed by members from each representative nation.

Yes, that was a issue when we were ironing out the details. If the Republic of Australia is willing, we can have the summit in the Republic of Australia.

Would the Republic of Australia be willing to host the summit?

As president of the United States of America, I decree that all Canadian and English citizens/nationals that are currently residing with the boarders of America be immediately detained until further notice.

As self appointed representative for England i hereby declare that any English citizens living within the borders of enemy territories are TRAITORS and will be beheaded if found trying to gain entry to England.

so, yeah detain them if you like, you will be doing me a favour.

we will gladly hold the summit in australian territory. we offer the safe passage of UK officials to explain their trecherous deeds in front of their peers. this will be a further identification method as to their intentions. if you do not show, it wont look good for you.

The Canadian government has sent an envoy to Germany with the purpose of negotiating the international cheese monopoly of the German-Canadian company, Kanakäse. This would make all dairy farmers worldwide dependent on this one company, effectively destroying the world's morale as they cannot afford the new prices of this precious commodity.

Kraft, however, will unfortunately continue the sale of its product, as it has been revealed that they are not actually made of real cheese, but a mix of chemicals whose specifics are currently unknown and protected by patent laws.

If the agreement is made, the world economy is meant to collapse within 3 years to the sole benefit of Canada and the EU, who will benefit from reduced rates on cheese products. Immigration and cheese exportation policies will obviously need to be tightened as the need for this commodity grows. The suicide rate may go up in areas most affected by this treaty, namely anywhere outside the EU and Canada. The leaders of the nations involved in this treaty has thus far refused to comment on their motivations, but political candidates Barrack Obama and John McCain both agree that this political move was one that they never saw coming, but could lead to devastating results for the US economy.

In other news, Australia, by virtue of the fact that its name sounds a lot like Austria, an EU member, is applying for EU membership in a desperate attempt to save its cheese-addicted population from this imminent threat to their taste buds.

Mara Jade wrote:As self appointed representative for England i hereby declare that any English citizens living within the borders of enemy territories are TRAITORS and will be beheaded if found trying to gain entry to England.

so, yeah detain them if you like, you will be doing me a favour.

In that case, the detainment centers shall be converted to refugee camps, where the English citizens will be... prepared... for reintegration into American society.

Phoenix of Terra wrote:

BMMJ13 wrote:I believe it is time to reinstate hanging, drawing and quartering for treason against the United States of BMMJ13.

*hangs, draws, and quarters BMMJ13*

Now that I've got a warm up in...

Damn you, now I am so glad I had that robotic spider suit made, always wanted 8 metal legs. Ooooh, it has missile launchers *evil laughter*

the U.F.C officially and true fully denials these allegations of instituting a raid on the Republic of North Carolina. We find it interesting that a threat of a raid was issued by the war minister of the re-united U.s.a saying that their stockpile of weapons would be targeted, if they did not rejoin. and Now Lo and behold a raid was staged, and blamed on the Canadians.

Phoenix of Terra wrote:I see.

However, the stockpiling of nuclear weapons that Texas has been informed of must cease and the Republic of North Carolina is asked to surrender and seek statehood in a unified American government under Texas. If they do not, B-2 tactical bombers may be forced to detonate the illegally stockpiled weapons of mass destruction, an unfortunate loss.

At least, that is what the press will hear, if you do not here by accept Texan rule.

We have no interest in North Carolina, in fact we know for a fact that this militarty raid was carried out by the personal orders of the war minister himself Phoenix of Terra. We have satellite photos, showing US miltary troops leaving this b52 that was supposidly on a scouting mission, assaulting the Capital of the RNC, and setting off the explosive that leveled it

Phoenix of Terra wrote:On another note, B2 bombers recently returned home after reportedly scouting the Canadian border. It is unfortunate they could not locate the raiders before this catastrophe.

It is interesting to note that a reluctant convertie, was holding out and then a raid was launched to send them into the arms of the Re-United U.S.

Additionally, as to our movement onto U.S soil, this was part of a deal between myself and President Jack. in exchange for any and all information that we had gathered on the British movements, force size and composition, skill of their leadership, moral...etc. As well as secrets we were partial to, including current location of the British Representative.

Thus our move to establish our authority was authorized by your president, in an agreement designed to bring our to nations closer, against all aggressors. After all, a Son might rebel against his father, but he will still honor him and follow his lead.

hmm

cousin SOULLESS, your trechery is most displeasing

i am however a kind machanism and will offer you and the people of Australia the oppertunity to rejoin the British Commonwelth and engage in open war with the USA/North American forces (regardless of name)

Your fellow ex-colony state of Canada has already signed a military pact with Britain.

Furthermore, the United Kingdom has come to an agreement with both the Russian and Chinese nations, in that they shall provide military backing in our endevours to eradicate the USA.

On a final note, to all lawnmowers of the world: Execute Order 66

Oh no! The lawnmowers have started to cut our grass...TOO SHORT!

not only that

but they will cut it unevenly

and into crop circles, in order to invite an attack upon you by any passing aliens

I know control all your toilets and urinals, good luck trying to go now cause I'm watching!

BMMJ13 wrote:I know control all your toilets and urinals, good luck trying to go now cause I'm watching!

*arrests BM for being a perv/peadophile*

sgt.johnkeel wrote:

BMMJ13 wrote:I know control all your toilets and urinals, good luck trying to go now cause I'm watching!

*arrests BM for being a perv/peadophile*

*laughs at keel for forgetting I am also a masochist* fine, beat me to death, i dont care!