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i don't thing frogger and froglette like you anymore...
not so loud pops might hear us going pops is french.... and fix'd your post....chasm69 wrote:sorry
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utah?? why utah loik?? i thougsh 't was nebraska (nebraskashire?) thash nobdy fancy...Lois Lane wrote:To the citizens of the United States of America:
In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy.
what d'ya mean loik using 'loik' is unacceptable and inefficiensh loik??Lois Lane wrote: Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" (...) is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
what aboush oirish accents?Lois Lane wrote:3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents.
by 2010 loik?? impossible...Lois Lane wrote:6. You should stop playing American "football." There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 21.5% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2010.
how aboush crickesh?Lois Lane wrote:You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 21.5% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders," which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.
roish!!Lois Lane wrote:Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
me granpa will enjoy thashLois Lane wrote:11. As a sign of penance, 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.
tipical lack of competence in beer loikLois Lane wrote:12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Knat's Urine," with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine." This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
european brews of known and accepted provenance are coiders, lagers and stouts!aye!! roish!! fists, bottles and kitchen noifs loik!! why would one need anything else?Lois Lane wrote:14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists.
chuck norrisLois Lane wrote:15. Please tell us who killed JFK.
That reminds me, Auriel, you guys are in some deep **Filtered**...Corran Horn wrote:chuck norris
a further ammendment to the above article is required12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Knat's Urine," with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine." This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
over my dead body...Ifrit wrote: